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Nia Òla
@shakingsheets.bsky.social
The Disabled Sexplorer.

Writer. Womanist. Heaux Extraordinaire.

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I genuinely believe one of the easiest ways to disrupt capitalist propaganda currently is to alert people to how little they own, which is allegedly Capitalism’s sole promise. Your car, fridge, phone, game system & fucking toothbrush require lifetime subscriptions & you think this is freedom? 🤨
May 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sometimes the comfort is “I’m only human” other times it’s “We’re all animals at the end of the day” and both are true.
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Liable to write about this but the rise in sketch “comedy” on socials in the last decade or so has obfuscated the role of satire in society, sorta dulled it’s teeth and has made it harder for people to recognize thoughtful, meatier satire. Essentially POV sketches + “it’s not that deep” = 👎🏾 media
March 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One of the most defining cultural indicators of the loss of American Hegemony will be a media renaissance that is decidedly anti-American. Movies, shows, shoots taking place anywhere but here, actors reverting to native accents not having to be American in everything, open anti-US media

Just watch
March 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Why am I just finding out Benito was filming the NUEVAYol MV at Bronx CC today?

The universe hates me fr!!
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m fully committing to my long held goal of being fluent in ASL this year, never made it past 101 level knowledge but that’s about to change. We need to diversify our communication styles like yesterday !!
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My ego wanted to feel bad about no one booking me for Valentines Day this year then my pro brain reminded me the majority of my clientele are married.

This is a good sign LOL
February 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just saw someone compare the Halftime show & Kendrick Lamar to Katniss addressing President Snow in The Hunger Games

I want off this ride IMMEDIATELY
February 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know I’m not okay everytime I choose to rewatch Power.

Anyway, the theme song is soooo catchy
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We will not endure this moral sex panic well if you lot refuse to engage in dating healthily.

Stop talking about relationships like investment portfolios, you’re not “owed” marriage or children or a home because you “stuck it out”.

That’s the risk to partnering!
February 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Everything isn’t political. It’s not that deep!” Oh yeah?

Have you ever hosted a dinner party, been asked for a recipe, and when you say there’s MSG in it… bitches look at you like a ghost appeared?
January 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Your opposition is really easy to understand if you remember these are men who sought & consolidated power to make up for their social ails. They so desperately want to be considered cool but can’t be cause they’re try hards… which is decidedly uncool.

Just loser edgelords void of personality
January 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“We keep us safe!”

Except WE aren’t wearing masks, only EYE am.

A decent swoletariat would know cardio don’t mean shit if you’re allowing airborne viruses to destroy your vascular system, lungs & decay your brain.

Like you’re actually pissing me off COMRADE; address your bias immediately!
January 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Thinking bout Babygirl again. When Nicole Kidman bust in on Harris peeing, the natural progression would have been her holding his dick while he finished. That would have been the natural (& realistic) end to something like that in a real D/s dynamic, it shows reverence. But what do I know? 🤷🏽‍♀️
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I love being a whore. I love being a bitch. I love being a cunt with principles. I love being a pervert. I love being a degenerate. I love being disagreeable. I love being nasty. I love being messy. I love being sexy. I love being kinky. I love being a nuisance to the empire. I love the life I lead!
January 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
100% convinced I have to sit through vapid takes on BDSM because the general vanilla public spent years thinking it’s comparable to rough sex. It’s not, but the conflation is fucking us (no pun intended)

I just want to get my bag being the pervert I am & fund the revolution but PRUDES won’t let me!
January 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Nia Òla
Workers at a Whole Foods in Philadelphia just voted to become the first unionized store in Amazon’s grocery chain
Whole Foods Workers in Philadelphia Vote to Form Chain’s First Union (Gift Article)
The union win comes as Amazon, which owns the grocery chain, is also fighting labor organizing in its warehouse and delivery businesses.
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And if I said most conservative men are submissive as an outlet for dealing with their capitalistic fatigue and when they don’t have a Dom (usually a parentified female partner), their political figures are used as a surrogate… would you catch the vibe?
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Can’t believe at my big ass age I’m saying the most fun I’m having on the internet right now is coming from streaming on Twitch 😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Nia Òla
when you update your phone to iOS 18.3, be aware that apple intelligence will be automatically turned on. you will have to opt out by going to settings --> apple intelligence & siri --> apple intelligence toggle off.
9to5mac.com/2025/01/27/i...
iOS 18.3 is now available for everyone: Here's what's new - 9to5Mac
iOS 18.3 is now available to iPhone users everywhere. The update includes changes to Apple Intelligence features and more.
9to5mac.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can’t believe RFK Jr.’s brain worm will get to set precedents about public health in a hot second; what does it like to eat? We need to keep that bitch in him HAPPY!
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If Nosferatu doesn’t get any award acclaim… I’m fucking a vampire at the Oscars in front of everybody!
January 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Got a comment on TikTok tonight saying I was being mean. Glad I stuck to my “if I get back on TikTok post takeover… I’m done mincing words” pact with myself
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m ovulating… oh no
January 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Also, I was supposed to end my time on TikTok throwing ass, but they wouldn’t let me upload a video for my last hour so I’ma just put it here. Enjoy.
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM