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Shak Lambert
@shakexcellence.bsky.social
I’m here cause Elon’s a bitch. 🍅-approved film critic for @cgmagazine.bsky.social. 1/3rd of @seequels.bsky.social. Gamer, hip-hop head and wrestling fan. Recreational TikToker. 🇨🇦🇹🇬🇬🇾
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February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I’m not a sports fan in the slightest. But anytime the super bowl comes around, grade-A cornballs wanna do their repetitive “superb owl” or “sportsball” schtick like they’re comedy geniuses.

They’re infinitely more annoying than the sports fans.
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I used to be a hater, but I now seen the light.
I actually LOVE an egg on a burger.
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
It's been...a rough week.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
THE FULL ALBUM FROM FRONT TO BACK?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Some of yall may remember this story from last year but I got the ick when this guy fell into a trap door at a Haunted House. Pathetic 🙂‍↔️
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Tekken 3.
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Out now wherever you find podcasts, we’re joined by @shakexcellence.bsky.social on this episode of The Lonely Island Discog Breakdown as we talk the group’s second album, Turtleneck & Chain.

Listen now: linktr.ee/indieheadspodcast
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy new year, y’all.
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Aight, NYE deadline is here, so here's my top 20 movies list. Lot of good times at the movies.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I forgot to freak out here but yeah, this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a pull quote in a trailer. I love this insane movie so much.
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Not posting my movie list until NYE like usual, but here's my 20 favourite albums of 2025:
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Currently attempting to do a year-end catchup on some movies before i finalize my personal best of the year list.

Honestly now at this point, my top 3 is so locked in by mere decimal points i feel like everything is essentially fighting for 4th 😂
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON IS GETTING A CRITERION

IT ESCAPED APPLE PURGATORY
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a crowd of people
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is cheering while showered with flowers
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December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Yeah….unrelated to QT’s current discourse, I still don’t like Kill Bill.

Watched the Whole Bloody Affair the other day and while I agree it’s the “best” version, but it’s still him at his most (cinematically) obnoxious.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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“Lemme eat yo Ass” NIGGA WHO ARE U?
folks be scary as fuck behind NGL. don't be weird all your life.
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Which is why imma keep praising the Freddie Gibbs feature on the Mutt remix. A modern example on how to do it properly.
My one music take is that R&B artists don’t need to collab with rappers so much. They’re terrible at finding features that fit 99% of the time.

Be tryna vibe and then outta nowhere I hear this irritating voice…
a black and white photo of a man wearing a necklace .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a necklace .
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December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Look man. I’m opening night for new Avatar movies. Every time. You can argue until you’re blue in the face about “cultural impact” or whatever. The rest of us understand Big Jim knows how to make a crazy VFX showcase movie to watch in the theater and that’s all these things need to be
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I hate the Beatles. So much.
Erik Messerschmidt (‘MANK’, ‘THE KILLER’, ‘FERRARI’) joins ‘THE BATMAN PART II’ as cinematographer.

#TheBatmanPart2 #ErikMesserschmidt
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
omw to my first ever EDM concert (Ray Volpe) and I know my un-athletic ass is about to hit new levels of exhaustion I didn’t think were possible 😂
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
20 years of Xbox 360 means nearly 20 years since Achievements have taken over a pretty significant part of my life lmao

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November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's been 16 hours. I'm still deeply fucking angry.
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Left Behind
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November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM