Shak Lambert
@shakexcellence.bsky.social
I’m here cause Elon’s a bitch. 🍅-approved film critic for @cgmagazine.bsky.social. 1/3rd of @seequels.bsky.social. Gamer, hip-hop head and wrestling fan. Recreational TikToker. 🇨🇦🇹🇬🇬🇾
It's been 16 hours. I'm still deeply fucking angry.
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's been 16 hours. I'm still deeply fucking angry.
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Photos weren't allowed, but #Kojima himself just had a press conference at #LuccaComicsandGames ahead of the #DeathStranding World Tour taking place tomorrow! CGM was able to get one-on-one with him for just a few moments & he signed our last issue!
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Photos weren't allowed, but #Kojima himself just had a press conference at #LuccaComicsandGames ahead of the #DeathStranding World Tour taking place tomorrow! CGM was able to get one-on-one with him for just a few moments & he signed our last issue!
Yo. #PredatorBadlands RULED.
Relentless in its action, it still manages to deliver character growth to the alien warrior without softening its edge.
Far as I’m concerned, Dan Trachtenberg is 3 for 3 with this franchise.
Full review dropping next week over on @cgmagazine.bsky.social
Relentless in its action, it still manages to deliver character growth to the alien warrior without softening its edge.
Far as I’m concerned, Dan Trachtenberg is 3 for 3 with this franchise.
Full review dropping next week over on @cgmagazine.bsky.social
a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
Alt: an alien Predator is holding a plasma bow and arrow in a forest
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yo. #PredatorBadlands RULED.
Relentless in its action, it still manages to deliver character growth to the alien warrior without softening its edge.
Far as I’m concerned, Dan Trachtenberg is 3 for 3 with this franchise.
Full review dropping next week over on @cgmagazine.bsky.social
Relentless in its action, it still manages to deliver character growth to the alien warrior without softening its edge.
Far as I’m concerned, Dan Trachtenberg is 3 for 3 with this franchise.
Full review dropping next week over on @cgmagazine.bsky.social
For the Americans? In-N-Out.
For the Canadians? Harvey’s.
For the Canadians? Harvey’s.
What’s ONE chain restaurant that no one could ever convince you is“good?”
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
For the Americans? In-N-Out.
For the Canadians? Harvey’s.
For the Canadians? Harvey’s.
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
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They believe masculinity is ANTI-femininity and i vehemently (and violently, if the wind blows right) disagree.
Sorry to out you on blast friend but every day I see folks try @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app on his “masculinity” …
Go look at his picture
He talks about shooting people OPENLY and doing time
and he has a whole wife and children
Folks act a plum field
Go look at his picture
He talks about shooting people OPENLY and doing time
and he has a whole wife and children
Folks act a plum field
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They believe masculinity is ANTI-femininity and i vehemently (and violently, if the wind blows right) disagree.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The first third of the new Tame Impala album is incredible and I've had it on loop all weekend.
Unfortunately, there are 8 more songs right after that that put me to sleep.
Unfortunately, there are 8 more songs right after that that put me to sleep.
October 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The first third of the new Tame Impala album is incredible and I've had it on loop all weekend.
Unfortunately, there are 8 more songs right after that that put me to sleep.
Unfortunately, there are 8 more songs right after that that put me to sleep.
My review of Black Phone 2 is up! Even though I prefer the tightness of the original, it’s still real fun. www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
Black Phone 2 Review - CGMagazine
Despite a clunkier script than its predecessor, Black Phone 2 has enough entertaining thrills and chills that make the unlikely sequel worth checking out.
www.cgmagonline.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My review of Black Phone 2 is up! Even though I prefer the tightness of the original, it’s still real fun. www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
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"Despite a clunkier script than its predecessor, Black Phone 2 has enough entertaining thrills and chills that make the unlikely sequel worth checking out."
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/black-phone-2/
#BlackPhone2
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/black-phone-2/
#BlackPhone2
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Despite a clunkier script than its predecessor, Black Phone 2 has enough entertaining thrills and chills that make the unlikely sequel worth checking out."
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/black-phone-2/
#BlackPhone2
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/black-phone-2/
#BlackPhone2
I've never watched a second of this show outside of the intro and every time, I'm so thrown off by this gorgeous sunset shot at the end of it. Like where in the fuck did this come from? 😭
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've never watched a second of this show outside of the intro and every time, I'm so thrown off by this gorgeous sunset shot at the end of it. Like where in the fuck did this come from? 😭
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“The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a film that isn't just dead on arrival; it was dead from the point of conception.”
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/the-strangers-chapter-2/
#TheStrangershtag/TheStrangersChapter2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#TheStrangersChapter2 #TheStrangers #Horror
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/the-strangers-chapter-2/
#TheStrangershtag/TheStrangersChapter2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#TheStrangersChapter2 #TheStrangers #Horror
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a film that isn't just dead on arrival; it was dead from the point of conception.”
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/the-strangers-chapter-2/
#TheStrangershtag/TheStrangersChapter2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#TheStrangersChapter2 #TheStrangers #Horror
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie/the-strangers-chapter-2/
#TheStrangershtag/TheStrangersChapter2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#TheStrangersChapter2 #TheStrangers #Horror
The Strangers: Chapter 2 offered nothing and delivered even less.
I present to you a review that made me angrier the more I wrote: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
I present to you a review that made me angrier the more I wrote: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
The Strangers: Chapter 2 Review - CGMagazine
Somehow even worse than its predecessor, The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a failure on every conceivable level.
www.cgmagonline.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Strangers: Chapter 2 offered nothing and delivered even less.
I present to you a review that made me angrier the more I wrote: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
I present to you a review that made me angrier the more I wrote: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
If I knew Leo was willing to do a podcast, I would've asked him to guest on the Critters 3 episode of Seequels.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro will appear on the New Heights podcast tomorrow, marking their first-ever podcast appearance.
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If I knew Leo was willing to do a podcast, I would've asked him to guest on the Critters 3 episode of Seequels.
BRUCE BETTER GO GRAB A GODDAMN GUN
THE FUCK HE GONNA DO AGAINST THIS?!?!?!??!
THE FUCK HE GONNA DO AGAINST THIS?!?!?!??!
First look at Absolute Joker 🃏
‘Absolute Batman #15’ release in
December 🦇
‘Absolute Batman #15’ release in
December 🦇
September 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
BRUCE BETTER GO GRAB A GODDAMN GUN
THE FUCK HE GONNA DO AGAINST THIS?!?!?!??!
THE FUCK HE GONNA DO AGAINST THIS?!?!?!??!
Bro got hit with the bullet from the Freak on a Leash video
Lets talk about hitting a target from 200 yards tho.... buddy been in the field. That aint no easy accomplishment.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bro got hit with the bullet from the Freak on a Leash video
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Someone on Twitter said this is the best shot in Utah since Jordan in ‘98 😂😭
September 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone on Twitter said this is the best shot in Utah since Jordan in ‘98 😂😭
Yo. New articles alert. First off, reviewed the amazing #Highest2Lowest: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
Highest 2 Lowest Review - CGMagazine
One of the best movies of the year, Highest 2 Lowest proves that Denzel Washington and Spike Lee haven’t lost an ounce of their magic together.
www.cgmagonline.com
August 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yo. New articles alert. First off, reviewed the amazing #Highest2Lowest: www.cgmagonline.com/review/movie...
Happy that the criterion mobile closet is finally coming to TIFF,
I can't wait for my video to be of me being fake unimpressed now that I've stepped in the real one
I can't wait for my video to be of me being fake unimpressed now that I've stepped in the real one
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Happy that the criterion mobile closet is finally coming to TIFF,
I can't wait for my video to be of me being fake unimpressed now that I've stepped in the real one
I can't wait for my video to be of me being fake unimpressed now that I've stepped in the real one