Shak Lambert
@shakexcellence.bsky.social
I’m here cause Elon’s a bitch. 🍅-approved film critic for @cgmagazine.bsky.social. 1/3rd of @seequels.bsky.social. Gamer, hip-hop head and wrestling fan. Recreational TikToker. 🇨🇦🇹🇬🇬🇾
4-6 done. I audibly went “oh what the fuck” when THIS MF showed up 😭
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
4-6 done. I audibly went “oh what the fuck” when THIS MF showed up 😭
AND WE’RE BACK.
I watched the first 3 episodes yesterday. What in the actual goddamn fuck.
I watched the first 3 episodes yesterday. What in the actual goddamn fuck.
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
AND WE’RE BACK.
I watched the first 3 episodes yesterday. What in the actual goddamn fuck.
I watched the first 3 episodes yesterday. What in the actual goddamn fuck.
Which also, for those who don't have me on other socials: yes, I went to the real Criterion Closet last week. One of the coolest things I've ever experienced.
(Perks of having cool-ass online friends with cool-ass jobs)
(Perks of having cool-ass online friends with cool-ass jobs)
August 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Which also, for those who don't have me on other socials: yes, I went to the real Criterion Closet last week. One of the coolest things I've ever experienced.
(Perks of having cool-ass online friends with cool-ass jobs)
(Perks of having cool-ass online friends with cool-ass jobs)
Couple months ago, the Toys R Us wherein i had my first (and hopefully last) retail job went under. But beforehand, there was a liquidation sale. And me getting a 60% total discount, i fucking CLEANED. HOUSE.
June 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Couple months ago, the Toys R Us wherein i had my first (and hopefully last) retail job went under. But beforehand, there was a liquidation sale. And me getting a 60% total discount, i fucking CLEANED. HOUSE.
The Mission Impossible ranking I’ve settled on.
(Before anyone fixes their fingers to reply with any variation of “MI3 is too high” or MI2 revisionism, consider gargling it from the back first.)
(Before anyone fixes their fingers to reply with any variation of “MI3 is too high” or MI2 revisionism, consider gargling it from the back first.)
May 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Mission Impossible ranking I’ve settled on.
(Before anyone fixes their fingers to reply with any variation of “MI3 is too high” or MI2 revisionism, consider gargling it from the back first.)
(Before anyone fixes their fingers to reply with any variation of “MI3 is too high” or MI2 revisionism, consider gargling it from the back first.)
Even better the second time. And thank god they got a new (fixed) reel in time for my screening lol
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Even better the second time. And thank god they got a new (fixed) reel in time for my screening lol
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I been geeking off this Blade edit set to Peekaboo for the last 3 days. It’s incredible.
(Made by HappySummerFilms, go follow them on IG and YT)
(Made by HappySummerFilms, go follow them on IG and YT)
March 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I been geeking off this Blade edit set to Peekaboo for the last 3 days. It’s incredible.
(Made by HappySummerFilms, go follow them on IG and YT)
(Made by HappySummerFilms, go follow them on IG and YT)
Me seeing the old waiter again seconds after seeing Maddy get horribly murdered
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me seeing the old waiter again seconds after seeing Maddy get horribly murdered
So every 2 months, the Revue Cinema (my fave theatre in the city) will host a retro trailer compilation scanned from 35mm reels. The dude who curates it has such a massive collection that he brought a bunch that he literally gave away.
So now I have a collection. 😂
So now I have a collection. 😂
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So every 2 months, the Revue Cinema (my fave theatre in the city) will host a retro trailer compilation scanned from 35mm reels. The dude who curates it has such a massive collection that he brought a bunch that he literally gave away.
So now I have a collection. 😂
So now I have a collection. 😂
Their final concert ever. Have to go see the hometown boys.
January 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Their final concert ever. Have to go see the hometown boys.
Also, I forgot to post my #LastFourWatched yesterday so here
January 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Also, I forgot to post my #LastFourWatched yesterday so here
#NowWatching
One of the few times I watch a movie on 16mm film and its a fucking Steven Seagal movie. 😂😂😂
One of the few times I watch a movie on 16mm film and its a fucking Steven Seagal movie. 😂😂😂
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#NowWatching
One of the few times I watch a movie on 16mm film and its a fucking Steven Seagal movie. 😂😂😂
One of the few times I watch a movie on 16mm film and its a fucking Steven Seagal movie. 😂😂😂
I'm so annoyed at how seemingly every baddie wants him, but he spends literally every scene looking like this
January 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm so annoyed at how seemingly every baddie wants him, but he spends literally every scene looking like this