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Shadowblade Sworder
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[extreme youth pastor voice] you know who else got an insane chest workout? Our Lord Jesus......... On the cross............
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
.....................There's an entire subreddit for people who are addicted to Benadryl...................Which causes hellish prolonged hallucinations when used like this...................Why would you do this....................
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
..................Why do I have to work today............................
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
...........Glad I decided to include parts of a fake play in my current writing project............ONLY BEEN STUCK ON THIS PAGE FOR 2 WEEKS............................
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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felinelux.bsky.social
Electronics design peaked around the turn of the millennium with clear plastic. It still looks good even on modern consoles.
A photo of my switch 2. The shell has been swapped for a translucent purple one allowing you to see the circuit boards inside. The same switch 2 but from the back. My had is holding it in position. A large chunk of the back is covered by a thermal pad but there's still plenty of parts that can be seen around it
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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theonion.com
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
................. In a place like this............... ....you never know which day will be you're last..................
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
........... Both dogs decided 2 am was the time to get busy today...............They've settled down but I'm still awake................... Fuck.................
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
.................AOL Key Word: Blade...............
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
...............Little stressed at work so doing the Lil Jon guided meditation.......................................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRZ...
Lil Jon - Deep Relaxation (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LIL JON
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
..........Metal Health by Quiet Riot is a great song that begins very subtly....................
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
...............People don't know it but edgy ellipses posting is challenging..........................Requires a lot of editing to get all the dots and thoughts in one post.......................300 characters is more like 150 characters..............................Hard mode for posting............
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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........................Might finish my quest to platinum troph all Final Fantasies............................Stalled out at the 3D transition (7)...................The floaty PS1 animations really slow the game down......................I'll also need to endure 13 at some point....................
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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...............Playing the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster on the highest difficulty..................Unlike every other Final Fantasy ever made they were not fucking around this time...............Surprisingly difficult.........................Just got to chapter 2...................................
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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................................The real fantasy in Final Fantasy Tactics is the leaders are just evil and not evil and incompetent...............................Still a lot of stooge-like behavior from the underlings though............................
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
........... Going to become popular on bluesky......... The secret seems to be never stop posting....... Also be stupid as he'll..................
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
...............lol what a limp dick...........Stand up straight, tubby.................
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 24
oh my god lol -- Trump calls for UN workers to be arrested because his escalator didn't work yesterday
A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day’s earlier “post” in The London Times that said UN workers “joked about turning off an escalator.” The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn’t work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, “Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?” I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters’ earpieces, couldn’t hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.” This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’m sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn’t been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
..........If you're hyped for the FFXIV/Monster Hunter Crossover and this is your first time playing Final Fantasy 14.........This is easily a 6-700 hour process.....................
September 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
...............28 Years Later is funny............. The English immediately regressed to long bowmen and volley fire.............The Brit's natural instinct.................
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
shadowbladesworder.bsky.social
............The only way you can get cancelled in this country is if you make fun of our big beautiful president............He looks like this now btw................................His hands look like you installed a mod texture wrong in Skyrim..........................
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · Sep 21
Making it all the way through the six flags parking lot and realizing you left your wallet in the car
Trump and malaria looking all fancy, he looks exhausted
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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bethesdastudios.com
Welcome Adventurer, and Happy 29th Birthday to The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall!
Three skeletons stand in a stone dungeon sporting party hats. One beckons the viewer towards a birthday cake under a stone archway. Above, text reads "Welcome Adventurer, The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall" - this image is a fun parody of the death screen seen by the player in game.
September 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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.......... Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage............
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM