realSGW
@sgw.bsky.social
Fill my cup with knowledge but only halfway - I’ll bring the cream and sugar.
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realSGW
@sgw.bsky.social
· Jun 1
Did someone call his number
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Am I the best looking man here? No. Do I have the best personality? Definitely not. But do I wake up every morning determined to be better than I was yesterday? Also no.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Am I the best looking man here? No. Do I have the best personality? Definitely not. But do I wake up every morning determined to be better than I was yesterday? Also no.
One day, long, long ago, there was this person who, surprisingly, was not full of shit.
But this was a long time ago... and it was just one day.
The End
But this was a long time ago... and it was just one day.
The End
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
One day, long, long ago, there was this person who, surprisingly, was not full of shit.
But this was a long time ago... and it was just one day.
The End
But this was a long time ago... and it was just one day.
The End
I laid awake last night wondering who was qualified enough to teach the first college student.
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I laid awake last night wondering who was qualified enough to teach the first college student.
Sea salt is great and all, but why don't you ever see lake salt or river salt? Oh right... because of salt water. Stay in school, kids.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Sea salt is great and all, but why don't you ever see lake salt or river salt? Oh right... because of salt water. Stay in school, kids.
As all good heroes of both Time and Space know, when the fate of the universe is at stake, you make do with what you have on hand.
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
As all good heroes of both Time and Space know, when the fate of the universe is at stake, you make do with what you have on hand.
Quote of the day:
“I just need a little space,” -an astronaut
“I just need a little space,” -an astronaut
August 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Quote of the day:
“I just need a little space,” -an astronaut
“I just need a little space,” -an astronaut
I have a question for all you mind readers out there.
August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a question for all you mind readers out there.
Reposted by realSGW
Did someone call his number
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
June 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Did someone call his number
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Did someone call his number
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
June 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Did someone call his number
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Then give the wheel a spin
I can't believe they want him back
To fuck it up again
The world's a cage, the bars are bent the gods have cut and run
The skies are filled with glory boys and other cosmic scum
~Karma Kamikazes
~Sarah Kernochan
Why the hell is the orange clown selling cars at the White House when he should be out playing golf at one of his clubs?
March 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Why the hell is the orange clown selling cars at the White House when he should be out playing golf at one of his clubs?
Reposted by realSGW
My feelings exactly!!!
January 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My feelings exactly!!!
My top three assumptions when the doorbell rings:
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
January 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My top three assumptions when the doorbell rings:
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
Reposted by realSGW
When you're too stupid to get the joke.
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When you're too stupid to get the joke.
Reposted by realSGW
100% True. Trump is pathetic!!!
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
100% True. Trump is pathetic!!!
Personally, MY luggage favorite is the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. WHAT was in there?!?! Gold? Souls? Twinkies? A six-pack of Diet Coke? WHAT?
November 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Personally, MY luggage favorite is the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. WHAT was in there?!?! Gold? Souls? Twinkies? A six-pack of Diet Coke? WHAT?
Good morning to everyone out there except the guy who makes some parts of movies too quiet and some parts too loud.
January 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Good morning to everyone out there except the guy who makes some parts of movies too quiet and some parts too loud.
I’m writing a British romantic comedy.
It’s called: I can’t spell ‘Favourite’ without U
It’s called: I can’t spell ‘Favourite’ without U
November 27, 2023 at 2:56 AM
I’m writing a British romantic comedy.
It’s called: I can’t spell ‘Favourite’ without U
It’s called: I can’t spell ‘Favourite’ without U
We thought the zombies were gone - until they re-emerged in the bodies of republicans. Mostly in the bodies of Congresspeople. That pretty much explains their brainless assault on the constitution.
Now that we know that the zombie apocalypse is truly upon us, remember rule number 2: Double-tap
Now that we know that the zombie apocalypse is truly upon us, remember rule number 2: Double-tap
November 26, 2023 at 12:49 AM
We thought the zombies were gone - until they re-emerged in the bodies of republicans. Mostly in the bodies of Congresspeople. That pretty much explains their brainless assault on the constitution.
Now that we know that the zombie apocalypse is truly upon us, remember rule number 2: Double-tap
Now that we know that the zombie apocalypse is truly upon us, remember rule number 2: Double-tap
Wife: [signing divorce papers]
I’m sorry I ever married you
Me: Apology accepted
I’m sorry I ever married you
Me: Apology accepted
November 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Wife: [signing divorce papers]
I’m sorry I ever married you
Me: Apology accepted
I’m sorry I ever married you
Me: Apology accepted
Where would we be without pets? Probably still right here but it would be a lot lonelier.
November 25, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Where would we be without pets? Probably still right here but it would be a lot lonelier.
Hello. I am a scientist. My science findings show scientifically that dinosaurs are not all dead, science-wise. Birds are essentially dinosaurs. But jurassic park would've really sucked if they went in that direction. Well, have a great day. Don't forget: i am a scientist.
November 25, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Hello. I am a scientist. My science findings show scientifically that dinosaurs are not all dead, science-wise. Birds are essentially dinosaurs. But jurassic park would've really sucked if they went in that direction. Well, have a great day. Don't forget: i am a scientist.