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Fill my cup with knowledge but only halfway - I’ll bring the cream and sugar.
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ~Mitch
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ~Mitch
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. ~Mitch Hedberg
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. ~Mitch Hedberg
The sonofabitch will lie from the grave.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The sonofabitch will lie from the grave.
I heard that she also likes to shoot the merry-go-round horses just for practice.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I heard that she also likes to shoot the merry-go-round horses just for practice.
And when it goes to the Supreme Court it gets reversed.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And when it goes to the Supreme Court it gets reversed.
If prayer worked Trump would be dead.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If prayer worked Trump would be dead.
The quote originally comes from an 1801 German play by Friedrich Schiller: “Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens”.
I learned it from Isaac Asimov’s novel: The Gods Themselves.
I learned it from Isaac Asimov’s novel: The Gods Themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The quote originally comes from an 1801 German play by Friedrich Schiller: “Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens”.
I learned it from Isaac Asimov’s novel: The Gods Themselves.
I learned it from Isaac Asimov’s novel: The Gods Themselves.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
Good morning to everyone out there except the guy who makes some parts of movies too quiet and some parts too loud.
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Good morning to everyone out there except the guy who makes some parts of movies too quiet and some parts too loud.
Please, let women run the world. Men have done a first class job of fucking things up. Seriously.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Please, let women run the world. Men have done a first class job of fucking things up. Seriously.
That’s just silly. The dinosaurs disappeared 65 million years ago. Although if you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs.
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That’s just silly. The dinosaurs disappeared 65 million years ago. Although if you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs.
They say you should only wake up if you plan on being awesome. So I'm going back to bed. #MotivationSunday
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
They say you should only wake up if you plan on being awesome. So I'm going back to bed. #MotivationSunday
Misleading: there is no POT in POTATO. So I’ll pass.
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Misleading: there is no POT in POTATO. So I’ll pass.
The Leaning Tower of Treason.
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Leaning Tower of Treason.
“Marriage is like a long, tedious meal with the dessert at the beginning.”
~Toulouse-Lautrec
~Toulouse-Lautrec
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Marriage is like a long, tedious meal with the dessert at the beginning.”
~Toulouse-Lautrec
~Toulouse-Lautrec
“tariff-ying”. Love this. 😝
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“tariff-ying”. Love this. 😝
Oh my. I thought they were saying Turd Term Project.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Oh my. I thought they were saying Turd Term Project.
It must be nice to have all that extra free time.
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It must be nice to have all that extra free time.