Seth Rogaine
@sethrogaine.bsky.social
We don’t talk enough about sharktopus
He/him
He/him
When clouds are seen, wise men out on their cloaks
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
When clouds are seen, wise men out on their cloaks
2026: the year I read the complete works of Shakespeare, but with the training wheels on
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
2026: the year I read the complete works of Shakespeare, but with the training wheels on
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“Even if men admit they are cowards, they still want to be saved. There is no "harmonious development," no child-rearing program, no self-reliance that would take away from men their need for a "beyond" on which to base the meaning of their lives.” — Ernest Becker, Escape from Evil
“Even if men admit they are cowards, they still want to be saved. There is no "harmonious development," no child-rearing program, no self-reliance that would take away from men their need for a "beyond" on which to base the meaning of their lives.” — Ernest Becker, Escape from Evil
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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“Even if men admit they are cowards, they still want to be saved. There is no "harmonious development," no child-rearing program, no self-reliance that would take away from men their need for a "beyond" on which to base the meaning of their lives.” — Ernest Becker, Escape from Evil
“Even if men admit they are cowards, they still want to be saved. There is no "harmonious development," no child-rearing program, no self-reliance that would take away from men their need for a "beyond" on which to base the meaning of their lives.” — Ernest Becker, Escape from Evil
Now auditioning midlife crises, applications accepted
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Now auditioning midlife crises, applications accepted
‘All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.’
January 27, 2026 at 11:52 AM
‘All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.’
Update: all is well, she was focused on leaking pipes. No, not a euphemism
When the first date goes insanely well and then a historic ice storm knocks out power and cell service so your, “I had such a great night last night” sits unread
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Update: all is well, she was focused on leaking pipes. No, not a euphemism
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
Decided to re-listen to some Death Cab for Cutie songs and jesus christ. “This is the New Year / and I have no resolutions / no self assigned penance / for problems with easy solutions” Hey Ben? Ben? Can you put the knife down?
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Decided to re-listen to some Death Cab for Cutie songs and jesus christ. “This is the New Year / and I have no resolutions / no self assigned penance / for problems with easy solutions” Hey Ben? Ben? Can you put the knife down?
Sliding back into lockdown habits. Shovel snow? Snow is covid. I’m social distancing from snow shovels. Two weeks to stop the snow
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Sliding back into lockdown habits. Shovel snow? Snow is covid. I’m social distancing from snow shovels. Two weeks to stop the snow
When the first date goes insanely well and then a historic ice storm knocks out power and cell service so your, “I had such a great night last night” sits unread
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
When the first date goes insanely well and then a historic ice storm knocks out power and cell service so your, “I had such a great night last night” sits unread
My mom has a phrase for me (only boy), “You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a son.” No matter how many times I respond with it, I can’t convince her that that’s a neutral statement
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My mom has a phrase for me (only boy), “You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a son.” No matter how many times I respond with it, I can’t convince her that that’s a neutral statement
Bushido Blade. One of the best game concepts for the PS1, loved the endless mode, could have an annoyingly addictive PvP server. New weapon options released to keep it fresh, so much potential
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bushido Blade. One of the best game concepts for the PS1, loved the endless mode, could have an annoyingly addictive PvP server. New weapon options released to keep it fresh, so much potential
“This is gonna be my year”
— me, Nov 29th
— me, Nov 29th
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
“This is gonna be my year”
— me, Nov 29th
— me, Nov 29th
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Meatloaf so tender and mild.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Meatloaf so tender and mild.
I appreciate the detailed advice, which I recognize the itch to be helpful and specific. Unfortunately it’s alongside the climate ramifications of the ubiquity of AI and the reality that it’s helping kill off humanity. I want you to happier life, so ignore this reality
You may need udm14.com every time you use Google. Either that, or just go with a search engine that doesn't incorporate AI of any kind.
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I appreciate the detailed advice, which I recognize the itch to be helpful and specific. Unfortunately it’s alongside the climate ramifications of the ubiquity of AI and the reality that it’s helping kill off humanity. I want you to happier life, so ignore this reality
Google’s AI search burned a month of a lightbulb’s energy to tell me I can’t turn it off. The singularity will never happen because ubiquitous dumb AI will cook humanity before it’s intelligence ever threatens anything
December 12, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Google’s AI search burned a month of a lightbulb’s energy to tell me I can’t turn it off. The singularity will never happen because ubiquitous dumb AI will cook humanity before it’s intelligence ever threatens anything
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I need you to understand how grotesque it's been to watch the Smartest People tell the Democratic Party they were just too nice to incarcerated transgender people and in fact it's trans people's fault for asking them
The FL Department of Corrections is attempting to "reverse" the gender identity of transgender people in its custody, referring to trans identities as "short-term delusions" and withholding hormone therapy. Reviving psychiatric theories of the 1950s, they blame trans identities on "childhood trauma"
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I need you to understand how grotesque it's been to watch the Smartest People tell the Democratic Party they were just too nice to incarcerated transgender people and in fact it's trans people's fault for asking them
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he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's
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SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU NEED TO ASK FOR HELP?
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 AM
SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU NEED TO ASK FOR HELP?
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tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
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Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
November 20, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light