Seraph LeSabre
@seraphls.bsky.social
Snep pun goes here. He/Him. 18+, no minors please.
I am a firm believer in turkey being king for Thanksgiving, but the oven roasting you usually see is just the worst way to prepare it. Just did a smoked turkey breast for the first time that was just an explosion of flavor.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I am a firm believer in turkey being king for Thanksgiving, but the oven roasting you usually see is just the worst way to prepare it. Just did a smoked turkey breast for the first time that was just an explosion of flavor.
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Finally actually reading this -- its genuinely a banger. The gay space elf pirates very much worked for me, from their first moments together I shipped them, and their antagonists are orks engaged in LoonyToons physics so hard that even the 40k people are like... I dunno about this one man. Love it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Finally actually reading this -- its genuinely a banger. The gay space elf pirates very much worked for me, from their first moments together I shipped them, and their antagonists are orks engaged in LoonyToons physics so hard that even the 40k people are like... I dunno about this one man. Love it.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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This is fucking ridiculous. We have neither plants nor rustic pottery!
…we have too many cats for that sort of thing…
…we have too many cats for that sort of thing…
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is fucking ridiculous. We have neither plants nor rustic pottery!
…we have too many cats for that sort of thing…
…we have too many cats for that sort of thing…
Combined texmex and sichuan spice profiles for a rather unorthodox but delicious chili. Pray for my esophagus.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Combined texmex and sichuan spice profiles for a rather unorthodox but delicious chili. Pray for my esophagus.
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
Seriously how was this a kids movie?
Seriously how was this a kids movie?
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
Seriously how was this a kids movie?
Seriously how was this a kids movie?
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THE SNEP DOES A HOMPH EARLY IN THE BOOK! 11/10 BEST GIRL!
SNEPS CONFIRMED FOR BOOK 4! BOOK 4 CONFIRMED BOOK OF THE YEAR!
"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
THE SNEP DOES A HOMPH EARLY IN THE BOOK! 11/10 BEST GIRL!
“Look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo, but you’re just… Boromir.”
“I don’t know who the fuck that is!”
“‘I don’t know who Boromir is,’ that’s such a Boromir thing to say!”
“I don’t know who the fuck that is!”
“‘I don’t know who Boromir is,’ that’s such a Boromir thing to say!”
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“Look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo, but you’re just… Boromir.”
“I don’t know who the fuck that is!”
“‘I don’t know who Boromir is,’ that’s such a Boromir thing to say!”
“I don’t know who the fuck that is!”
“‘I don’t know who Boromir is,’ that’s such a Boromir thing to say!”
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if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
This HAS to be them trying to reduce headcount without having to say they’re doing layoffs. There’s no possible way their execubots can possibly be that absolutely dumb, right?
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This HAS to be them trying to reduce headcount without having to say they’re doing layoffs. There’s no possible way their execubots can possibly be that absolutely dumb, right?
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no nut november is a psyop by weird masculinity influencers to make you try to enjoy your body less and i'm not joking
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
no nut november is a psyop by weird masculinity influencers to make you try to enjoy your body less and i'm not joking
SNEPS CONFIRMED FOR BOOK 4! BOOK 4 CONFIRMED BOOK OF THE YEAR!
"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
SNEPS CONFIRMED FOR BOOK 4! BOOK 4 CONFIRMED BOOK OF THE YEAR!
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"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration
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From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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The gods themselves could not stay my blocking hand.
I say this with as much love as possible; BLOCK the government on this app. For your safety and sanity, use this apps amazing block feature.
It is not worth dunking on them. It puts you and your followers in danger. This administrations sycophants love to dox. Please. Just block.
It is not worth dunking on them. It puts you and your followers in danger. This administrations sycophants love to dox. Please. Just block.
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The gods themselves could not stay my blocking hand.
youtu.be/JPQJBgWwg3o Over two decades old and fucking called it
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
youtu.be/JPQJBgWwg3o Over two decades old and fucking called it
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With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.
Checked him out once BEFORE he went full chud and even then he just had a shitty personality and acted like hot shit while getting hard-carried.
I want everyone who follows me to understand: I fucking hate Asmongold. I never liked him. I never will like him.
He's a fucking moron and ruins everything he touches. His audience is disgusting. His content is trash. He is a garbage human being. His existence is a net negative on society
Fuck him
He's a fucking moron and ruins everything he touches. His audience is disgusting. His content is trash. He is a garbage human being. His existence is a net negative on society
Fuck him
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Checked him out once BEFORE he went full chud and even then he just had a shitty personality and acted like hot shit while getting hard-carried.
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🐮🔥 COVER REVEAL TIME 💚🐺
Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11!
#NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚
Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11!
#NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
🐮🔥 COVER REVEAL TIME 💚🐺
Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11!
#NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚
Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11!
#NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚