Marvin the Paranoid Android.
@sep101.bsky.social
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
An Author of the occupy manifesto. Jewish. Not Zionist. #FBPE World Citizen. LGBTQ. Comedy Writer. Who Am I you say? MYOB
An Author of the occupy manifesto. Jewish. Not Zionist. #FBPE World Citizen. LGBTQ. Comedy Writer. Who Am I you say? MYOB
Pinned
Trump is absolutely a monster and the worst president.
But maybe Democrats could have not shit the bed and instead had candidates to vote *FOR* instead of just being the least worst.
It's not a fucking purity test to say don't be for genocide and wars. How about just don't be.
But maybe Democrats could have not shit the bed and instead had candidates to vote *FOR* instead of just being the least worst.
It's not a fucking purity test to say don't be for genocide and wars. How about just don't be.
We rejected great candidates like Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris in favor of a deranged narcissist, who promotes Project 2025, which aims to remove civil service protections and bring independent agencies like the DOJ and FBI under direct presidential control.
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Trump is absolutely a monster and the worst president.
But maybe Democrats could have not shit the bed and instead had candidates to vote *FOR* instead of just being the least worst.
It's not a fucking purity test to say don't be for genocide and wars. How about just don't be.
But maybe Democrats could have not shit the bed and instead had candidates to vote *FOR* instead of just being the least worst.
It's not a fucking purity test to say don't be for genocide and wars. How about just don't be.
Wall street is not run by morons, it's run by the same greedy fucks who pump crypto, what Wall Street is is entirely divorced from reality but wedded to CEO's with bonuses tied to pumping numbers.
Most corporations are castles in the sand waiting on a high enough tide to wash them away.
Most corporations are castles in the sand waiting on a high enough tide to wash them away.
Elon Musk is all over the new Epstein releases.
Tesla sales are in the toilet.
His Pedo Taxis never became a thing.
He has moved on to his Chomo Bots.
Wall Street is run by morons.
Tesla sales are in the toilet.
His Pedo Taxis never became a thing.
He has moved on to his Chomo Bots.
Wall Street is run by morons.
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Wall street is not run by morons, it's run by the same greedy fucks who pump crypto, what Wall Street is is entirely divorced from reality but wedded to CEO's with bonuses tied to pumping numbers.
Most corporations are castles in the sand waiting on a high enough tide to wash them away.
Most corporations are castles in the sand waiting on a high enough tide to wash them away.
Greg Bovino is one of the ones that Disney decided against alongside Dumpy, Dizzey, Shorty, Lazy, Hickey, Gabby, Nifty, Sniffy, Swift, Puffy, Stuffy, Titzy, Tubby, Baldy and Deafy and Burp (Those are all real proposed names!). Greg is Cunty
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Greg Bovino is one of the ones that Disney decided against alongside Dumpy, Dizzey, Shorty, Lazy, Hickey, Gabby, Nifty, Sniffy, Swift, Puffy, Stuffy, Titzy, Tubby, Baldy and Deafy and Burp (Those are all real proposed names!). Greg is Cunty
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THIS!!!!!!!!!!! 👇
Which is why our billionaire owned media & press tell us it doesn't work & #capitalism is the only way.
It's all lies. #Socilaism works for the people, just not for the wealthy.
#TaxTheRich #WealthTax #WindfallTax
Which is why our billionaire owned media & press tell us it doesn't work & #capitalism is the only way.
It's all lies. #Socilaism works for the people, just not for the wealthy.
#TaxTheRich #WealthTax #WindfallTax
Socialism doesn't work... for billionaires.
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM
THIS!!!!!!!!!!! 👇
Which is why our billionaire owned media & press tell us it doesn't work & #capitalism is the only way.
It's all lies. #Socilaism works for the people, just not for the wealthy.
#TaxTheRich #WealthTax #WindfallTax
Which is why our billionaire owned media & press tell us it doesn't work & #capitalism is the only way.
It's all lies. #Socilaism works for the people, just not for the wealthy.
#TaxTheRich #WealthTax #WindfallTax
I'd call it about time Jon Stewart stopped telling us we can't call it facism.
Affably both sides like the comedic version of the BBC can just go fuck itself. One side is problematic. The other side is fucking FACISM Jon.
One side wants to scoop out your eyes with a spoon and eat them Jon!
Affably both sides like the comedic version of the BBC can just go fuck itself. One side is problematic. The other side is fucking FACISM Jon.
One side wants to scoop out your eyes with a spoon and eat them Jon!
Arresting journalists.
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I'd call it about time Jon Stewart stopped telling us we can't call it facism.
Affably both sides like the comedic version of the BBC can just go fuck itself. One side is problematic. The other side is fucking FACISM Jon.
One side wants to scoop out your eyes with a spoon and eat them Jon!
Affably both sides like the comedic version of the BBC can just go fuck itself. One side is problematic. The other side is fucking FACISM Jon.
One side wants to scoop out your eyes with a spoon and eat them Jon!
How on Earth does the Author of so much brilliant SF only have 700 followers. Go follow and go read.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
How on Earth does the Author of so much brilliant SF only have 700 followers. Go follow and go read.
Well I joined Twitter when it first started. Was cross followed by Stephen Fry et al. People mostly talked about Tech with optimism and did jokes and puns.
Stopped being followd by Fry when he deleted his account. Blah blah, stuff happened. Crazy Nazi bought it. Not so much puns these days.
Stopped being followd by Fry when he deleted his account. Blah blah, stuff happened. Crazy Nazi bought it. Not so much puns these days.
What did we used to talk about?
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Well I joined Twitter when it first started. Was cross followed by Stephen Fry et al. People mostly talked about Tech with optimism and did jokes and puns.
Stopped being followd by Fry when he deleted his account. Blah blah, stuff happened. Crazy Nazi bought it. Not so much puns these days.
Stopped being followd by Fry when he deleted his account. Blah blah, stuff happened. Crazy Nazi bought it. Not so much puns these days.
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1-1 what a day -
💥 Apocalypse Bingo: Billionaire Edition 💥
Congratulations, citizens of the morally bankrupt multiverse: the free space on your 2026 scandal bingo card is:
“Elon Musk absolutely begged to visit Epstein Island.” ✅
💥 Apocalypse Bingo: Billionaire Edition 💥
Congratulations, citizens of the morally bankrupt multiverse: the free space on your 2026 scandal bingo card is:
“Elon Musk absolutely begged to visit Epstein Island.” ✅
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 AM
1-1 what a day -
💥 Apocalypse Bingo: Billionaire Edition 💥
Congratulations, citizens of the morally bankrupt multiverse: the free space on your 2026 scandal bingo card is:
“Elon Musk absolutely begged to visit Epstein Island.” ✅
💥 Apocalypse Bingo: Billionaire Edition 💥
Congratulations, citizens of the morally bankrupt multiverse: the free space on your 2026 scandal bingo card is:
“Elon Musk absolutely begged to visit Epstein Island.” ✅
Rotten Tomatoes removes all Negative reviews of Melania to bring it's audience score up to 99% approval with all five star bot reviews left in place.
Don't use Rotten Tomatoes here please. Sold out Corporate pieces of shit.
Don't use Rotten Tomatoes here please. Sold out Corporate pieces of shit.
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Rotten Tomatoes removes all Negative reviews of Melania to bring it's audience score up to 99% approval with all five star bot reviews left in place.
Don't use Rotten Tomatoes here please. Sold out Corporate pieces of shit.
Don't use Rotten Tomatoes here please. Sold out Corporate pieces of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I've set aside all of Sunday to not binge watch it on a loop.
I am so excited to not watch Melania's movie that I'm not watching it right now and will be not watching it all weekend!
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I've set aside all of Sunday to not binge watch it on a loop.
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This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
youtu.be/1kgpVUE9RpQ?...
Melania, Melania ("a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Minsk to Manhattan")
Sold somewhere between 0 and 3 tickets for it's London premier.
Melania, Melania ("a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Minsk to Manhattan")
Sold somewhere between 0 and 3 tickets for it's London premier.
Rochelle, Rochelle
YouTube video by I always cut stuff
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
youtu.be/1kgpVUE9RpQ?...
Melania, Melania ("a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Minsk to Manhattan")
Sold somewhere between 0 and 3 tickets for it's London premier.
Melania, Melania ("a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Minsk to Manhattan")
Sold somewhere between 0 and 3 tickets for it's London premier.
Reddit Mods are something else. Got banned a while ago from a subreddit. Submitted a polite ban appeal. Mod reported me for harassment. Abuse of mod tools.
Reddit mods claim harassment like Kristi Noem claims terrorism.
Emailed my friend in management this time. Pity we can't do that with Noem.
Reddit mods claim harassment like Kristi Noem claims terrorism.
Emailed my friend in management this time. Pity we can't do that with Noem.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reddit Mods are something else. Got banned a while ago from a subreddit. Submitted a polite ban appeal. Mod reported me for harassment. Abuse of mod tools.
Reddit mods claim harassment like Kristi Noem claims terrorism.
Emailed my friend in management this time. Pity we can't do that with Noem.
Reddit mods claim harassment like Kristi Noem claims terrorism.
Emailed my friend in management this time. Pity we can't do that with Noem.
I'm a big audiobook listener. And I've listened to many good audiobooks with many great narrators
I've got to say that I'm really glad I chose to start dungeon crawler carl series recently, because it's taking me away from all the shit that's going on now. And not much else does. Brilliant narrator
I've got to say that I'm really glad I chose to start dungeon crawler carl series recently, because it's taking me away from all the shit that's going on now. And not much else does. Brilliant narrator
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I'm a big audiobook listener. And I've listened to many good audiobooks with many great narrators
I've got to say that I'm really glad I chose to start dungeon crawler carl series recently, because it's taking me away from all the shit that's going on now. And not much else does. Brilliant narrator
I've got to say that I'm really glad I chose to start dungeon crawler carl series recently, because it's taking me away from all the shit that's going on now. And not much else does. Brilliant narrator
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free.
“Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, a billionaire backer of the president,” Young writes to fans. “My music will never be available on Amazon, as long as it is owned by Bezos”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
“Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, a billionaire backer of the president,” Young writes to fans. “My music will never be available on Amazon, as long as it is owned by Bezos”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free
Neil Young has escalated his fight against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland.
www.rollingstone.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free.
“Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, a billionaire backer of the president,” Young writes to fans. “My music will never be available on Amazon, as long as it is owned by Bezos”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
“Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, a billionaire backer of the president,” Young writes to fans. “My music will never be available on Amazon, as long as it is owned by Bezos”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Trump just offloaded Bovino like he offloads hot diarrhea into his diaper. He gives even less of a shit about all the Nazi "influencers" over on X who are licking his diseased taint.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Trump just offloaded Bovino like he offloads hot diarrhea into his diaper. He gives even less of a shit about all the Nazi "influencers" over on X who are licking his diseased taint.
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If we don’t keep talking about the murders of Alex Pretti and Renee Good at the hands of the Trump Stormtroopers
They will die twice
Once executed in the street and twice when we let it go
We don’t even know who killed Alex Pretti
WTF NOT?
Isn’t this America?
They will die twice
Once executed in the street and twice when we let it go
We don’t even know who killed Alex Pretti
WTF NOT?
Isn’t this America?
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If we don’t keep talking about the murders of Alex Pretti and Renee Good at the hands of the Trump Stormtroopers
They will die twice
Once executed in the street and twice when we let it go
We don’t even know who killed Alex Pretti
WTF NOT?
Isn’t this America?
They will die twice
Once executed in the street and twice when we let it go
We don’t even know who killed Alex Pretti
WTF NOT?
Isn’t this America?
You can fool some people sometimes
But you can't fool all the people all the time
So now we see the light (what you gonna do?)
We going to stand up for our right (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
youtu.be/lqw0IDx-AtQ?...
But you can't fool all the people all the time
So now we see the light (what you gonna do?)
We going to stand up for our right (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
youtu.be/lqw0IDx-AtQ?...
Tracy Chapman, Bruce Springsteen, Peter Gabriel, Youssou N'Dour - Get Up, Stand Up (Live)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
You can fool some people sometimes
But you can't fool all the people all the time
So now we see the light (what you gonna do?)
We going to stand up for our right (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
youtu.be/lqw0IDx-AtQ?...
But you can't fool all the people all the time
So now we see the light (what you gonna do?)
We going to stand up for our right (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
youtu.be/lqw0IDx-AtQ?...
They've disappeared the people who murdered Alex Pritti, we don't know the identity of these masked secret police murderers.
The crime scene was not protected.
A federal judge ordered them to let local LEO into the area to investigate. They simply ignored the order and refused to let them.
The crime scene was not protected.
A federal judge ordered them to let local LEO into the area to investigate. They simply ignored the order and refused to let them.
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They've disappeared the people who murdered Alex Pritti, we don't know the identity of these masked secret police murderers.
The crime scene was not protected.
A federal judge ordered them to let local LEO into the area to investigate. They simply ignored the order and refused to let them.
The crime scene was not protected.
A federal judge ordered them to let local LEO into the area to investigate. They simply ignored the order and refused to let them.
Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
Britain is broken and that's why I am going to vote for the people who broke it."
All we need is a a Guinness book of records winning giant tube of Superglue and we can glue Nigel Farage into the crack.
He won't mind. He wants to fix broken Britain.
@herring1967.bsky.social
Britain is broken and that's why I am going to vote for the people who broke it."
All we need is a a Guinness book of records winning giant tube of Superglue and we can glue Nigel Farage into the crack.
He won't mind. He wants to fix broken Britain.
Britain is broken and that's why I am going to vote for the people who broke it.
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
Britain is broken and that's why I am going to vote for the people who broke it."
All we need is a a Guinness book of records winning giant tube of Superglue and we can glue Nigel Farage into the crack.
He won't mind. He wants to fix broken Britain.
@herring1967.bsky.social
Britain is broken and that's why I am going to vote for the people who broke it."
All we need is a a Guinness book of records winning giant tube of Superglue and we can glue Nigel Farage into the crack.
He won't mind. He wants to fix broken Britain.
@pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy Hey Cory. How come you have an X account but no Bluesky account that I can find? Isn't remaining on the Nazi Sewer but not being here more than a little off?
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
@pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy Hey Cory. How come you have an X account but no Bluesky account that I can find? Isn't remaining on the Nazi Sewer but not being here more than a little off?
If you want a haircut that looks like this then no need to bring in a photo, just tell your barber to give you the Greg Bovino horrible little nazi cunt style, and the Barber will know the exact look.
When Greg first got his he had to ask for the Heinrich Himmler horrible little nazi cunt style.
When Greg first got his he had to ask for the Heinrich Himmler horrible little nazi cunt style.
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you want a haircut that looks like this then no need to bring in a photo, just tell your barber to give you the Greg Bovino horrible little nazi cunt style, and the Barber will know the exact look.
When Greg first got his he had to ask for the Heinrich Himmler horrible little nazi cunt style.
When Greg first got his he had to ask for the Heinrich Himmler horrible little nazi cunt style.
MAGA "Influencers" Soulless grifters saying whatever evil thing the gov is paying them to say. No shame. State propagandists
Does the child they once where look out and scream at them in the mirror behind their dead eyes sometimes?
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
archive.is/Invml
Does the child they once where look out and scream at them in the mirror behind their dead eyes sometimes?
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
archive.is/Invml
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 AM
MAGA "Influencers" Soulless grifters saying whatever evil thing the gov is paying them to say. No shame. State propagandists
Does the child they once where look out and scream at them in the mirror behind their dead eyes sometimes?
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
archive.is/Invml
Does the child they once where look out and scream at them in the mirror behind their dead eyes sometimes?
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
archive.is/Invml