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the scariest beings on earth for my halloween name
ignoring the 18k msrp hint to just strawman my argument for cars in the 80s instead of the 2010s. if you ignore the finer points of an argument and strawman you will never win an election!
cars are much better now
"cars are much better now" and it's a 30k dollar (used to be 18k!) planned obsolescence piece of fucking shit that will instantly void your warranty if you even think about changing your own oil on it
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"cars are much better now" and it's a 30k dollar (used to be 18k!) planned obsolescence piece of fucking shit that will instantly void your warranty if you even think about changing your own oil on it
This really is just nostalgia. Cars are much better now. A $65 pair of shoes will still last years if you don't beat them up, and you can buy better ones for a bit more if you like. The annoyances in modern products are "too many useless features" and not "could malfunction and kill you."
Cars were better when you didn't need a subscription to turn on your heated seats or when companies couldn't literally throttle your engine output/power without paying a subscription fee! That kind of rent seeking makes products worse and makes them want when products didn't do that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
took 2 claritin 24 hour instead of 1
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
out of all the fromsoft games i played so far ds2 is the one that has the biggest pendulum swing of "this is fucking impossible dogshit who thought this was a good idea???" to "okay this wasn't too bad this is nice"
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me asking a girl out
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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if i was a woman a selfie of my face and body at my current weight would probably get like 500 dms but since i am a straight man bluesky would ban me permanently if i posted a selfie of me.
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
a few months before the postseason i called myself a bluejays fan as a bit, because i aim to one day immigrate to canada. now, even after watching their heartbreaking defeat, i remain committed to supporting the bluejays forever, no matter where i end up.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
ICE Angeles Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
we are getting 8 games in a best of 7. thank you baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
15th inning onwards they should just roid and coke up every player
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i wouldn't have guessed otherwise but angry joe yelling at the ICE twitter ad was something i wouldn't have expected. i didn't even know he was still making content lol
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
kinda forgot how much i played this game
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
so was the western liberal defense for azov shitheads wearing totenkopf/dirlewanger patches just practice for covering for platner all this time or
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@volty.bsky.social @busybumjen.bsky.social whenever i visit their house
dems: Remember when we had a president who acted like a functioning adult?

the obama administration:
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
captain ahab > mariner doc sorry sir i do not make the rules
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October 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
me n who
When I found out corbeau had a scoliopede I had to bring my girl along and omfg the size difference was so funny
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"i changed" and she's out here Apu Diving Into Gunfire for nazis lol
"Other people can't grow and change" feels good for you, people who believe they are perfect.

But it really makes it hard to persuade people! After all, you are arguing that it's not possible.

But I changed. Disbelieve me. But that hurts the cause.
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
feels like shit i will never experience east germany with korean characteristics
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i miss bocchi the rock please can i have season 2
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i guess jan 6th really is the american version of the beer hall putsch huh. beer gut putsch
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
they call the yankees the wii because they make you smash your tv in with your remote controller
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
they call yankees the ps3 because it's been 16 years and no games
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
they call them yankees because you spin 360 degrees and walk away
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
for me, a cishet man, an appeal of bsky is going on the discover feed and seeing queer people having the time of their lives posting whatever without a twitter dipshit telling them to die or that they're not who they are. for that reason i think jesse singal should be banned permanently from here.
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM