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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
· May 18
My therapist said I should try crying. Too bad I’m such a big tough man 🤷🏻♂️
Talk therapy, what a racket. “How do you feel today” like I’m losing money hbu
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Talk therapy, what a racket. “How do you feel today” like I’m losing money hbu
Older ladies make me feel like friggen brad pitt
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Older ladies make me feel like friggen brad pitt
Coffee counts as a meal cuz there’s beans in there
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Coffee counts as a meal cuz there’s beans in there
When I’m back in Chicago I feel it (cholesterol blocking my arteries)
Boom, roasted chicago
Boom, roasted chicago
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When I’m back in Chicago I feel it (cholesterol blocking my arteries)
Boom, roasted chicago
Boom, roasted chicago
So if I have kids these jokes become ok and my body becomes ok? Got it 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So if I have kids these jokes become ok and my body becomes ok? Got it 🙄
I’m having a 2nd breakfast beer
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m having a 2nd breakfast beer
Do you guys think Tyrese Maxey calls his place the maxey pad. I hate this joke and i love tyrese. He’s a blur and a gem.
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Do you guys think Tyrese Maxey calls his place the maxey pad. I hate this joke and i love tyrese. He’s a blur and a gem.
Perchance to miss me with the “fuck shit”
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Perchance to miss me with the “fuck shit”
WHO is fucking with my MONEY oh it’s me
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
WHO is fucking with my MONEY oh it’s me
Just because “things are happening in the world” doesn’t mean I have to pay attention. Oh trump did something? Cool
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just because “things are happening in the world” doesn’t mean I have to pay attention. Oh trump did something? Cool
Hey tame impala jesus christ called he wants his face and body back
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey tame impala jesus christ called he wants his face and body back
Dear ESPN, as if you don’t already do inexplicable shit, the new layout for nba box scores is dog water. It was perfect and you wrecked it. What’s next, Perk as CFO
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Dear ESPN, as if you don’t already do inexplicable shit, the new layout for nba box scores is dog water. It was perfect and you wrecked it. What’s next, Perk as CFO
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i’m sad to report that, earlier today, i lost an uncomfortably large sum of money playing peek-a-boo
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i’m sad to report that, earlier today, i lost an uncomfortably large sum of money playing peek-a-boo
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Hey man, have you shifted your alliances recently? Feeling concerned about the fragile peace between us
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey man, have you shifted your alliances recently? Feeling concerned about the fragile peace between us
It's almost as if I've been wearing blue sneakers for the last three weeks for nothing
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's almost as if I've been wearing blue sneakers for the last three weeks for nothing
Blue Jays on their gold glove shit tonight. Bats are connecting as well. Stinks! Haha
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Blue Jays on their gold glove shit tonight. Bats are connecting as well. Stinks! Haha
Hey you're a catcher. Catch the ball?
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hey you're a catcher. Catch the ball?
Take it tf easy tea kettle, I’m coming. Jfc
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Take it tf easy tea kettle, I’m coming. Jfc
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the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
Sick with nerves about tonight but it’s just a game. Good luck to everyone from toronto except my ex wife
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sick with nerves about tonight but it’s just a game. Good luck to everyone from toronto except my ex wife
Yea I’m a special needs adult I need you to zip it
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Yea I’m a special needs adult I need you to zip it
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree