Seltzer Haver
@seltzerhaver.bsky.social
Hrothgar Enjoyer | 30 | Gay furrys and ffxiv | icon by @s0bk.bsky.social
every time some jackass on the mb undercuts me by 2 gil, i drop my price by 200k
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
every time some jackass on the mb undercuts me by 2 gil, i drop my price by 200k
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So you're saying I can "suck"... and "fuck"...
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So you're saying I can "suck"... and "fuck"...
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person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
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im losing my mind, we're watching some insane heist movie whose opening act is all about stealing an n/ft??? what year am i in??
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
im losing my mind, we're watching some insane heist movie whose opening act is all about stealing an n/ft??? what year am i in??
posts about me w/ friend group who cant ever decide on a movie to watch
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
posts about me w/ friend group who cant ever decide on a movie to watch
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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I've been let go from the static 🥲
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I've been let go from the static 🥲
It's a good thing we'll never have to know the folly of challenging the tyrant unenhanced 😂
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 AM
It's a good thing we'll never have to know the folly of challenging the tyrant unenhanced 😂
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Dishman: When the Death Stranding hit, I was pulling a double shift at Applebee's. I could clean the dishes' Ha... but their Ka remained filthy, immune to water that wasn't from the Beach. Using seawater in the kitchen violates the health code, so I became an outcast. That is, until BRIDGES found me
July 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Dishman: When the Death Stranding hit, I was pulling a double shift at Applebee's. I could clean the dishes' Ha... but their Ka remained filthy, immune to water that wasn't from the Beach. Using seawater in the kitchen violates the health code, so I became an outcast. That is, until BRIDGES found me
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Still one of the funniest god damn stills of any film
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Still one of the funniest god damn stills of any film
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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I love CrossWorlds modding
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I love CrossWorlds modding
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
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July 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I have work in 3 hours and I can not for the life of me get any sleep, I'm in hell
January 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I have work in 3 hours and I can not for the life of me get any sleep, I'm in hell
technically, i picked it up in patch 3.4 but being new to mmos, could no make heads or tails or it so i dropped it. Then hrothgar were released in 5.0 and i learned very fast
#wolqotd During what patch did you start playing XIV?
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
technically, i picked it up in patch 3.4 but being new to mmos, could no make heads or tails or it so i dropped it. Then hrothgar were released in 5.0 and i learned very fast
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nice work on the sexually suggestive cartoons everyone keep it up
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
nice work on the sexually suggestive cartoons everyone keep it up
went into palace at floor 1, blacked out and woke up on floor 140
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
went into palace at floor 1, blacked out and woke up on floor 140