Seen it all Before
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One of the hottest Christmas toys in MAGA world this year is “Submissive Sally”, a doll that won’t speak unless spoken to and only smiles when she’s in the kitchen. Head covering sold separately.
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Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
Big box retailers are really struggling in this economy. I saw one large chain offering 50% off, free shipping, and a handjob from the store manager on all orders over $39.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Big box retailers are really struggling in this economy. I saw one large chain offering 50% off, free shipping, and a handjob from the store manager on all orders over $39.
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Daylight Saving update: White House reportedly “thrilled” to have an extra hour today to torment the poor.
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Daylight Saving update: White House reportedly “thrilled” to have an extra hour today to torment the poor.
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BREAKING: TRUMP USES HISTORIC ISRAELI PARLIAMENT ADDRESS TO RAIL AGAINST TRANSGENDER WINDMILLS.
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
BREAKING: TRUMP USES HISTORIC ISRAELI PARLIAMENT ADDRESS TO RAIL AGAINST TRANSGENDER WINDMILLS.
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This is the lesson of 2025
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is the lesson of 2025
Lincoln put together a “team of rivals” to challenge him and gain alternative perspectives. Trump has his team of yes-men, stooges, and boot lickers, each of whom would rather cut off their own legs than challenge any dumbass bile that falls out of Trump’s lying pie hole.
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Lincoln put together a “team of rivals” to challenge him and gain alternative perspectives. Trump has his team of yes-men, stooges, and boot lickers, each of whom would rather cut off their own legs than challenge any dumbass bile that falls out of Trump’s lying pie hole.
I disagree that a post-Trump landscape will be more of the same. Trump is a singular figure who, for reasons that mystify me, enthralls large blocks of disparate voters on the right. I doubt anyone else on the scene can come close. This just doesn’t hit the same, does it?
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I disagree that a post-Trump landscape will be more of the same. Trump is a singular figure who, for reasons that mystify me, enthralls large blocks of disparate voters on the right. I doubt anyone else on the scene can come close. This just doesn’t hit the same, does it?
Every Trump official: “BOSS, BOSS! DID YOU HEAR ME LYING FOR YOU, BOSS???!!!”
August 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Every Trump official: “BOSS, BOSS! DID YOU HEAR ME LYING FOR YOU, BOSS???!!!”
The Trump Presidential Library is accumulating a core book collection! Books already acquired include:
-Mein Kampf
-To Russia With Love
-Cheating for Dummies
-Love Letters from Kim Jong Un
-Birthday Cards I Never Wrote
-Locker Room Talk
-Lolita
Add your suggestions for the collection!
-Mein Kampf
-To Russia With Love
-Cheating for Dummies
-Love Letters from Kim Jong Un
-Birthday Cards I Never Wrote
-Locker Room Talk
-Lolita
Add your suggestions for the collection!
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Trump Presidential Library is accumulating a core book collection! Books already acquired include:
-Mein Kampf
-To Russia With Love
-Cheating for Dummies
-Love Letters from Kim Jong Un
-Birthday Cards I Never Wrote
-Locker Room Talk
-Lolita
Add your suggestions for the collection!
-Mein Kampf
-To Russia With Love
-Cheating for Dummies
-Love Letters from Kim Jong Un
-Birthday Cards I Never Wrote
-Locker Room Talk
-Lolita
Add your suggestions for the collection!
FOX is more likely to cover Juan Epstein than Jeffrey Epstein.
July 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
FOX is more likely to cover Juan Epstein than Jeffrey Epstein.
Finally got these MAGA dolts to embrace masking. Just need to convince them that getting vaccinated will somehow hurt immigrants.
July 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Finally got these MAGA dolts to embrace masking. Just need to convince them that getting vaccinated will somehow hurt immigrants.
I’m wearing the new Trump cologne and it’s AMAZING! I’m an expert in everything, accountable to no one, golf every waking moment, have GOP Senators begging to wash my car and fetch my dry cleaning, and I no longer pay any taxes!!!
July 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I’m wearing the new Trump cologne and it’s AMAZING! I’m an expert in everything, accountable to no one, golf every waking moment, have GOP Senators begging to wash my car and fetch my dry cleaning, and I no longer pay any taxes!!!
Trump just invited Marie Kondo to the White House to help him determine which cabinet members bring him joy and which need to be kicked to the curb.
June 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump just invited Marie Kondo to the White House to help him determine which cabinet members bring him joy and which need to be kicked to the curb.
Good time to share this great cover by one of my favorite bands. youtu.be/caINuHPKkFQ?...
Cake - War Pigs
YouTube video by zecob
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June 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good time to share this great cover by one of my favorite bands. youtu.be/caINuHPKkFQ?...
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Agreed, but it was also inevitable that these two entitled, self-absorbed narcissists could not co-exist for long. Their egos are too massive. And, apparently, also too fragile.
May 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Agreed, but it was also inevitable that these two entitled, self-absorbed narcissists could not co-exist for long. Their egos are too massive. And, apparently, also too fragile.
What does Trump have in common with the Big Lebowski? They both love White Russians.
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What does Trump have in common with the Big Lebowski? They both love White Russians.
“I worked closely with my friend and mentor, Vladimir Putin, to address the criticism I’ve received regarding my two-doll limit per young girl. From now on, I will permit young girls to own ONE Russian doll that contains up to SEVEN smaller dolls. So let it be written, so let it be done!”
May 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“I worked closely with my friend and mentor, Vladimir Putin, to address the criticism I’ve received regarding my two-doll limit per young girl. From now on, I will permit young girls to own ONE Russian doll that contains up to SEVEN smaller dolls. So let it be written, so let it be done!”
Ever wonder what happens to the funds withheld from Universities, research grants, international aid programs, NPR, FEMA, rural services, support for mental health, etc.? I'm not sure, either, but it makes me think of this news item from 2019: ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
Donald J. Trump Pays Court-Ordered $2 Million For Illegally Using Trump Foundation Funds
Trump Ordered to Pay Eight Separate Charities $250,000 Each Remaining $1.8 Million in Trump Foundation Bank Account Disbursed Among Charities NEW YORK – New
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May 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ever wonder what happens to the funds withheld from Universities, research grants, international aid programs, NPR, FEMA, rural services, support for mental health, etc.? I'm not sure, either, but it makes me think of this news item from 2019: ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
This timeless classic feels especially appropriate to share today. youtu.be/8de2W3rtZsA?...
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name - 1993
YouTube video by Raymond JE
youtu.be
May 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This timeless classic feels especially appropriate to share today. youtu.be/8de2W3rtZsA?...
Any time Trump tells a story with “Sir” in it you know he’s full of horse shit. Also, any time he tells a story without “Sir” in it.
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Any time Trump tells a story with “Sir” in it you know he’s full of horse shit. Also, any time he tells a story without “Sir” in it.
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Revenue generated from tariffs flows into the General Affairs budget of the U.S. Department of Treasury. From there, as in other banana republics, the funds are distributed on a “per stirpes” basis throughout our Supreme Leader’s family tree. That jet fuel doesn’t pay for itself.
May 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Revenue generated from tariffs flows into the General Affairs budget of the U.S. Department of Treasury. From there, as in other banana republics, the funds are distributed on a “per stirpes” basis throughout our Supreme Leader’s family tree. That jet fuel doesn’t pay for itself.