Seen it all Before
@seenitbefore.bsky.social
Getting paid BIG 💰💰💰 by George Soros to write wiseass comments on Bluesky. Interests include avoiding an autocratic kleptocracy.
“We overwhelmingly won the legendary battle against Venezuelan shrimp boats.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“We overwhelmingly won the legendary battle against Venezuelan shrimp boats.”
“Unless I have to get my hair wet.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Unless I have to get my hair wet.”
Russell Vought’s new, innovative two-step proposal to save Social Security:
1. Increase the Normal Retirement Age to 85.
2. Euthanize all people ages 86 and older.
1. Increase the Normal Retirement Age to 85.
2. Euthanize all people ages 86 and older.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Russell Vought’s new, innovative two-step proposal to save Social Security:
1. Increase the Normal Retirement Age to 85.
2. Euthanize all people ages 86 and older.
1. Increase the Normal Retirement Age to 85.
2. Euthanize all people ages 86 and older.
“We’re also planning to replace Medicare with steep discounts on Trump band-aids, Trump catheters, and Trump boner pills.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“We’re also planning to replace Medicare with steep discounts on Trump band-aids, Trump catheters, and Trump boner pills.”
They should pay the CEO a trillion dollars!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They should pay the CEO a trillion dollars!!!
I never make any significant life plans without first consulting with the Trump Prophecy Twitter account.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I never make any significant life plans without first consulting with the Trump Prophecy Twitter account.
Joe “Killer” McRapey, who was convicted for raping and murdering 10 women, 12 children, and 14 dogs, was pardoned by President Trump when the President learned that Joe was the son of Joe “Wealthy Racist Briber” McRapey.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Joe “Killer” McRapey, who was convicted for raping and murdering 10 women, 12 children, and 14 dogs, was pardoned by President Trump when the President learned that Joe was the son of Joe “Wealthy Racist Briber” McRapey.
Your $40,000 car could be worth half of your loan balance with the magic of depreciation and compound interest!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Your $40,000 car could be worth half of your loan balance with the magic of depreciation and compound interest!
“Who are you going to believe? The cashier at your grocery store or me, a serial liar and con artist?”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Who are you going to believe? The cashier at your grocery store or me, a serial liar and con artist?”
Shoot the shoplifters who steal groceries, pardon the white collar grifters who steal elections.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Shoot the shoplifters who steal groceries, pardon the white collar grifters who steal elections.
They’re renaming the food court “Dysentery Central”.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They’re renaming the food court “Dysentery Central”.
White? ✅
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
White? ✅
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
I’m confident you can trust Trump and Johnson to do the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m confident you can trust Trump and Johnson to do the right thing.
Trump knows more about football than anyone in the world. He even invented the word “touchdown”. He’s absolutely shocked though, that the refs don’t openly take bribes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trump knows more about football than anyone in the world. He even invented the word “touchdown”. He’s absolutely shocked though, that the refs don’t openly take bribes.
Trump knows more about football than anyone in the world. He even invented the word “touchdown”. He’s absolutely shocked though, that the refs don’t openly take bribes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump knows more about football than anyone in the world. He even invented the word “touchdown”. He’s absolutely shocked though, that the refs don’t openly take bribes.
Must add swearing in Adelita Grijalva as a mandatory requirement before reopening the government.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Must add swearing in Adelita Grijalva as a mandatory requirement before reopening the government.
Herbert Hoover in a golf cart.
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Herbert Hoover in a golf cart.
“It’s very, very frustrating to be held accountable for crimes.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“It’s very, very frustrating to be held accountable for crimes.”
Must have missed a grift payment.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Must have missed a grift payment.
And another $30,000,000 for long showers, medications, and counseling.
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
And another $30,000,000 for long showers, medications, and counseling.
Where’s my liar??? I need a nap!
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Where’s my liar??? I need a nap!
And it gets even more sacred with each new marriage.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And it gets even more sacred with each new marriage.
White? ✅
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
White? ✅
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
Wealthy? ✅
Grifter? ✅
Trump donor? ✅
You’ve been treated very unfairly and a pardon is on the way!!!
Yes, giant corporations can replace 90% of their employees with AI bots who work 24/7, don’t need benefits, never complain, never take a day off, and always submit to their corporate overlords. But it’s very important for the unemployed masses to continue to consume!!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yes, giant corporations can replace 90% of their employees with AI bots who work 24/7, don’t need benefits, never complain, never take a day off, and always submit to their corporate overlords. But it’s very important for the unemployed masses to continue to consume!!!