Will
@secretlyocelot.bsky.social
31 years old. Former Heavy Equipment Tech turned Heavy Equipment Salesman. Currently on the path of turning potato chips into tricep dips. Always looking for song recs and tattoo ideas.
I’m back, Bluesky! What happened to all the tits and ass?
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m back, Bluesky! What happened to all the tits and ass?
I love leg day
(I say to myself right up until it’s time to do leg day… 😩)
(I say to myself right up until it’s time to do leg day… 😩)
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I love leg day
(I say to myself right up until it’s time to do leg day… 😩)
(I say to myself right up until it’s time to do leg day… 😩)
It’s my birthday today!!! 🥳🥳🥳
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s my birthday today!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Might have fucked it a little too hard on fuck it Friday. Paying for it today lol.
If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions… 😪
If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions… 😪
January 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Might have fucked it a little too hard on fuck it Friday. Paying for it today lol.
If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions… 😪
If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions… 😪
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It’s fuck it fridayyyyyy :D
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s fuck it fridayyyyyy :D
The only silver lining to this day is that it’s chest today 😤 I’m ready to get the fuck out of here and back to the gym
January 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The only silver lining to this day is that it’s chest today 😤 I’m ready to get the fuck out of here and back to the gym
You know? I think the biggest problem today is that people don’t seem to understand how to mind their own fucking business and not tell others how to live.
But what’s worse is that’s now being ignored by government “officials” who tell other countries how to operate.
Fuck off, hypocrites. Thanks.
But what’s worse is that’s now being ignored by government “officials” who tell other countries how to operate.
Fuck off, hypocrites. Thanks.
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know? I think the biggest problem today is that people don’t seem to understand how to mind their own fucking business and not tell others how to live.
But what’s worse is that’s now being ignored by government “officials” who tell other countries how to operate.
Fuck off, hypocrites. Thanks.
But what’s worse is that’s now being ignored by government “officials” who tell other countries how to operate.
Fuck off, hypocrites. Thanks.
I hate to beg like this, but If you see this and you don’t already follow me, and you aren’t Cami or Juli, could you give me a follow? I just want to see some other name pop up on my notifications besides those two asshole bots for once. Thank you. ❤️
January 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hate to beg like this, but If you see this and you don’t already follow me, and you aren’t Cami or Juli, could you give me a follow? I just want to see some other name pop up on my notifications besides those two asshole bots for once. Thank you. ❤️
Happy new year! So far it’s off to a rocky start for me but I see big things coming hopefully soon :)
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy new year! So far it’s off to a rocky start for me but I see big things coming hopefully soon :)
Thursdays that feel like Mondays. Which means today and tomorrow is going to feel like a whole pay period 🫠😴
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Thursdays that feel like Mondays. Which means today and tomorrow is going to feel like a whole pay period 🫠😴
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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is this too much to ask for
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
is this too much to ask for
Arm day and an empty gym! What a great Sunday
December 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Arm day and an empty gym! What a great Sunday
Three hours left before I get to not come in to work the rest of the week and it still feels like forever away! :(
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Three hours left before I get to not come in to work the rest of the week and it still feels like forever away! :(
I have… zero motivation (that still feels like an overstatement) to get anything productive done today.
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I have… zero motivation (that still feels like an overstatement) to get anything productive done today.
Yesterday, on my way home, I thought to myself “this is nice! It doesn’t feel like Christmas, but we haven’t had any snow this season so far!”
Why do I continuously fuck myself with thoughts like that? 😮💨
Anyway, Happy Friday!
Why do I continuously fuck myself with thoughts like that? 😮💨
Anyway, Happy Friday!
December 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Yesterday, on my way home, I thought to myself “this is nice! It doesn’t feel like Christmas, but we haven’t had any snow this season so far!”
Why do I continuously fuck myself with thoughts like that? 😮💨
Anyway, Happy Friday!
Why do I continuously fuck myself with thoughts like that? 😮💨
Anyway, Happy Friday!
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MAGA trolls on every platform flooded my comments with outrage that I’m raising my daughter to believe in compassion, critical thinking, and respect for diversity. They can attack me all they want—it won’t stop me from fighting for her future. If you’ve got my back, smash the RT button and follow!
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
MAGA trolls on every platform flooded my comments with outrage that I’m raising my daughter to believe in compassion, critical thinking, and respect for diversity. They can attack me all they want—it won’t stop me from fighting for her future. If you’ve got my back, smash the RT button and follow!
Apparently I’m a man of routine now because, as much as I enjoyed four days off, I really can’t wait to get back to work tomorrow. #bored
December 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Apparently I’m a man of routine now because, as much as I enjoyed four days off, I really can’t wait to get back to work tomorrow. #bored
Happy stuffing day everyone! Stuff things and get stuffed. 😘
November 28, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Happy stuffing day everyone! Stuff things and get stuffed. 😘
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece