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Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼gay af, old as shit.
⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing
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Hey Everybody, It’s Me Scott!
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
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Seattle Scott
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Scott! I’m a Seattle Original… but spent 40 or more years away. I’m back now, and ready to show off my hometown! On my channel, I will become an all knowing Super Guide, wit...
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I keep asking myself the same question…
Why am I applying anti aging cream when I still get carded at the liquor store
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Dude! What up??
#GVerse Yesterday in Chicago, federal agents violently forced a U.S. citizen to the ground and zip-tied her hands after alleging a “threat” witnesses say never happened.

This is the violence the #Dems are refusing to fund.

Hold the line.

No blank checks for abuse.

#ICEoffOurStreets
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Baahaha! 😂🤣😂
just choked on my beverage
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 AM
The whole video is great, and a nice peek into the creation of this classic cover… haha… jump to 1:47 for the song with no build up in creation. And try not to sing along. Changed my whole vibe tonight.
thanks y’all… that’s fun
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga
YouTube video by Rocket
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January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
American #concentrationcamp… isn’t this the EXACT thing we as a nation have been programmed to hate? Right? I was watching the right filmstrip in school right? Jailing chillerns is #bad, right?
This is dystopian… and not just because they’re dressed like a scene from the handmaids tale.

These are mostly children.

This is where Liam Ramos is being held.

They’re screaming “let us out” and protesting the brutal conditions.

These kids are braver than every ICE thug holding them hostages
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 PM
We sure got a lot to say on social media… but god forbid I should miss an episode of fucking Star Trek. #convenient #weak #civilwar
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
the real #nazis didn’t have the fucking #internet. We see you #kristi #djt #pam #stephen #ron #ted #ice #gestapo oh yeah… #epsteinfiles #getfucked you pile of #weak #losers
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
So they can shoot people in the face on the street in front of witnesses… but I can’t vocalize or print out my single wish. Got it. #fucktrump #firingsquad
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
What the fuck border is in Minneapolis, indeed
Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
As a nation we are pathetic, and weak. Fucking pouring money into Paramount, Disney, Facebook… Apple (that one hurts) everybody yappin’ it up about the new muppets and the new star trek, in the meantime produced and funded by regime media… #americanssuck this will always be our new normal.
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve been trying to make Thursday my upload day… I finally made it today! Tune in! #pikeplacemarket #seattle #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle #food #foodie #shopping youtu.be/ZX9k8ToLWfA?...
Seattle’s Pike Place Market: A Tour Guide’s View Jan ‘26
YouTube video by Seattle Scott
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January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
At the Doctor’s for the annual… got handed a mask at the door and asked if there is any possibility that I have been exposed to measles. That’s new.
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Is there a fucking ballroom yet? What are we doing?!?
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Oof… that last edible has me all…
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
”Just because we’re all children, doesn’t mean there’s a sitter.” - Trixie Mattel Drag Superstar Guru
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
There is no way on this planet, on this plane, in this dimension, with the deities residing and being worshipped from every corner on earth that this country’s government is legitimate in any way. Stolen from top to bottom. Nothing can be done? Really? Fucking ancestors would like a word #neveragain
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
You guys you guys!! I made my own Apple Watch Face from the original EPCOT Center logo from 1982! The other picture is me as Miss Poland 1982 Opening Cast of EPCOT Center and the World Showcase Haoooooooo!
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Got to Pike Market too early today… vendors in the organized chaos… the smell of food prep! Honestly bringing the elementary school lunch vibe hard… I feel like i might get picked to take the milk count to the lunch lady! 🥛 🍕 🍪
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Wanna show strength? Flatten Minneapolis… fucking #joke #regime. Isn’t that where Mary Tyler Moore lived? THAT Minneapolis? #ice is #weak #asfuck Minneapolis? Oooo… the big time. By the way #donaldtrumpfuckskids
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
This guy? This #fucking #guy? #donaldtrumpfuckskids just imagine it. GOP supporting THIS guy… kinda says a lot, huh? #weak #unhealthy #loser #skinbag
checking in on the president of the United States
January 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Heated Rivalry… pass. I can watch nearly underage peeps do it on porn hub, and I don’t have to worry about mom and the paparazzi harshing my boner. 🍆🍌🥔
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
We have been conditioned against this our whole lives. We have the internet for communication that they did not. #nationalstrike now
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Put the victims on the stand! #interviewthesurvivors
Epstein files. This hits hard.
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
By the way… there ARE Epstein Island survivors who could identify and prove that #donaldtrumpfuckskids we should get them on the stand!
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM