Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
Seattle OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼
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Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
· Apr 22
Seattle Scott
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Scott!
I’m a Seattle Original… but spent 40 or more years away. I’m back now, and ready to show off my hometown!
On my channel, I will become an all knowing Super Guide, wit...
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Hey Everybody, It’s Me Scott!
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
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I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
youtube.com/@seattlescot...
why did Worf get a bidet?
because of the klingons
because of the klingons
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oh MyLanta!! We have been buying weed from dispensaries in Washington for a decade… we are pretty sure this is the 4th seed in all that time!
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh MyLanta!! We have been buying weed from dispensaries in Washington for a decade… we are pretty sure this is the 4th seed in all that time!
I live in Seattle. We aren’t allowed to see the Aurora… cause, clouds. harrumph.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I live in Seattle. We aren’t allowed to see the Aurora… cause, clouds. harrumph.
Woo Hoo… more distraction from Seattle! Check me out! #seattle #foodie #food #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle #eatseattletours
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Salt and Straw Pike Place
YouTube video by Seattle Scott
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November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Woo Hoo… more distraction from Seattle! Check me out! #seattle #foodie #food #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle #eatseattletours
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I mean…
Without glory, it’s just a hole.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I mean…
Reposted by Seattle Scott
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
It’s an exciting place, this world we live in… i walked past this old ‘70s office building on the way to the monorail… and I swear to gawd, Jaimie Sommers the Bionic Woman used to work there! (Or it mighta been Wonder Woman… uh, Dianna P.) yes. monorail. ‘cause, seattle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s an exciting place, this world we live in… i walked past this old ‘70s office building on the way to the monorail… and I swear to gawd, Jaimie Sommers the Bionic Woman used to work there! (Or it mighta been Wonder Woman… uh, Dianna P.) yes. monorail. ‘cause, seattle.
Thinking of trying a 4th career! DJ Jazzy ScooterPie 🎧
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thinking of trying a 4th career! DJ Jazzy ScooterPie 🎧
I want it… but I had “an issue” last year, and I am afraid my 62 year old heart might explode on contact… still, tempting!
Tillamook Butternaise
Turns out Tillamook Cheese isn't the only thing you need for a great grilled cheese sandwich. And we're not talking about bread. Grilled cheese greatness awaits with this kit made for all your grilled...
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November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I want it… but I had “an issue” last year, and I am afraid my 62 year old heart might explode on contact… still, tempting!
Time change is stupid. It’s stupid now… it’s stupid then… we are stupid.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Time change is stupid. It’s stupid now… it’s stupid then… we are stupid.
Can I?
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Can I?
The world melts, but look at my Snoopy Apple Watch face… cute. Didn’t get these last year!
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The world melts, but look at my Snoopy Apple Watch face… cute. Didn’t get these last year!
I got ANOTHER subscriber last night… that takes me to 95! Ninety-Five, y’all!! Woo Hoo! Imma get to meat Jimmy Fallon in no time! Here is one of my latest… go watch, and SUBSCRIBE! Huzzah! #food #foodie #tourguide #seattle #seattleeats #thingstodo #pikeplacemarket #tourist
Apple Crumble Pufftown #tourguide #seattle #food #thingstodo #pastry #pufftown
YouTube video by Seattle Scott
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October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I got ANOTHER subscriber last night… that takes me to 95! Ninety-Five, y’all!! Woo Hoo! Imma get to meat Jimmy Fallon in no time! Here is one of my latest… go watch, and SUBSCRIBE! Huzzah! #food #foodie #tourguide #seattle #seattleeats #thingstodo #pikeplacemarket #tourist
Woo Hoo!! I got another new Subscriber! That moves my needle to 95! Ninety-Five, yall!! Here is my latest… you should subscribe! #seattle #commute #tourguide #thingstodo #soundtransit Seattle Scott on YouTube!
Morning Commute #tourguide #seattle #thingstodo #lightrail
YouTube video by Seattle Scott
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October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Woo Hoo!! I got another new Subscriber! That moves my needle to 95! Ninety-Five, yall!! Here is my latest… you should subscribe! #seattle #commute #tourguide #thingstodo #soundtransit Seattle Scott on YouTube!
I am so glad I have never watched the Great British Baking show in its original run! I’m so glad THOSE people put themselves out there so I can enjoy them. I would be stressed OUT! 👨🏼🍳🎂🍪🍞
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am so glad I have never watched the Great British Baking show in its original run! I’m so glad THOSE people put themselves out there so I can enjoy them. I would be stressed OUT! 👨🏼🍳🎂🍪🍞
So… no cease fire then? Ok.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
So… no cease fire then? Ok.
Hm…. I never think of these things. I wonder if they did… or is it a fan theory. Anyway, I love it!
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I can’t believe this…
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October 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hm…. I never think of these things. I wonder if they did… or is it a fan theory. Anyway, I love it!
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Haahahaha! I live in Seattle. There is not a single reason to visit Starbucks.
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Why Starbucks Sucks Now
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October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Haahahaha! I live in Seattle. There is not a single reason to visit Starbucks.
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Woo Hoo! I just got my FaceBook dickhead Zucker Class Action for stealing our digits… $35.10 to my wallet… Shopping Spree! #fuckfacebook #fuckZuck #ImRich
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Woo Hoo! I just got my FaceBook dickhead Zucker Class Action for stealing our digits… $35.10 to my wallet… Shopping Spree! #fuckfacebook #fuckZuck #ImRich
What up BlueSky?
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What up BlueSky?
He is a convicted felon. Make ANY of this make sense.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
He is a convicted felon. Make ANY of this make sense.
I am going to download and figure out discord tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am going to download and figure out discord tonight.
You WERE warned. I was there.
Whether you like it or not.
This is the apocalypse we warned you about.
Don’t say you didn’t know.
You were warned years ago.
This is the apocalypse we warned you about.
Don’t say you didn’t know.
You were warned years ago.
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You WERE warned. I was there.
This! All of this! Save up now so you can enjoy your mini vacay for democracy! Let’s ruin their play toy and save our lives!!
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This! All of this! Save up now so you can enjoy your mini vacay for democracy! Let’s ruin their play toy and save our lives!!
As a tour guide… you should know, I make A LOT of shit up. Just sayin’. Showbiz, Baby!
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As a tour guide… you should know, I make A LOT of shit up. Just sayin’. Showbiz, Baby!