Seamus Wilshire III
@seamuswilshireiii.bsky.social
Liberal gay dude in the conservative heartland.
Pinned
I’m out. I’m not in the closet. I’m not cheating. But I work in social service, and explicit photos would cost me everything I care about. But I like hot guys, what can I say? If I follow you, I’m into you.
There's actually a lot I love about my small town midwestern community. What sucks is that there is basically no visible LGBTQ+ community and nothing to do unless I drive into the city. Already can't wait for summer vacations to gay spaces!
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There's actually a lot I love about my small town midwestern community. What sucks is that there is basically no visible LGBTQ+ community and nothing to do unless I drive into the city. Already can't wait for summer vacations to gay spaces!
Ugh, the gaslighting. Why won't you just talk to me? Like *I'm* the problem. No, I will not be in relationship with my abuser on my abuser's terms.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ugh, the gaslighting. Why won't you just talk to me? Like *I'm* the problem. No, I will not be in relationship with my abuser on my abuser's terms.
I have an abusive family member. The reason I'm not in touch is not because *I'm* the asshole. Everyone is all, "But [they're] your _____!" Yeah, wish they'd act like it. Don't lecture me on forgiveness. Don't tell me *I'm* rude if I say, "You can't treat people that way."
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have an abusive family member. The reason I'm not in touch is not because *I'm* the asshole. Everyone is all, "But [they're] your _____!" Yeah, wish they'd act like it. Don't lecture me on forgiveness. Don't tell me *I'm* rude if I say, "You can't treat people that way."
I’m hung, an eager bottom, and I can cook. Just saying
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m hung, an eager bottom, and I can cook. Just saying
Oh noes...I had a senior moment (?) and temporarily forgot 1/4 cup of butter is HALF a stick. Hmmm. Gonna be a juicy bird. Not complaining. The heart attack will be worth it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh noes...I had a senior moment (?) and temporarily forgot 1/4 cup of butter is HALF a stick. Hmmm. Gonna be a juicy bird. Not complaining. The heart attack will be worth it.
THANKSGIVING DAY CONFESSION: A 🧵. I'm hiding at home today and cooking for myself and I basically lied to everyone who invited me to go somewhere. 💁♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
THANKSGIVING DAY CONFESSION: A 🧵. I'm hiding at home today and cooking for myself and I basically lied to everyone who invited me to go somewhere. 💁♂️
I have to go do a work thing tonight and I would…rather not 🫣
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I have to go do a work thing tonight and I would…rather not 🫣
I spent my day off doing three loads of laundry, the dishes, running errands, and cooking something I can eat for the rest of the week because I have to work nights Tuesday-Thursday. Somehow spending the majority of your day off getting ready for work feels self-defeating.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I spent my day off doing three loads of laundry, the dishes, running errands, and cooking something I can eat for the rest of the week because I have to work nights Tuesday-Thursday. Somehow spending the majority of your day off getting ready for work feels self-defeating.
HOW DID PEOPLE VOTE FOR THIS GUY?
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HOW DID PEOPLE VOTE FOR THIS GUY?
I work in social services on behalf of the poor and marginalized and yet I confess I fantasize about being able to retire early, move someplace sunny and warm with a pool, and just drink vodka tonics and read all damn day.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I work in social services on behalf of the poor and marginalized and yet I confess I fantasize about being able to retire early, move someplace sunny and warm with a pool, and just drink vodka tonics and read all damn day.
At work, for valid ethical reasons I fully support, I'm not allowed to express partisan sentiments. So, here, lemme just say
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
At work, for valid ethical reasons I fully support, I'm not allowed to express partisan sentiments. So, here, lemme just say
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
I put the "Oh" in "Ohio"
i put the “ho” in “idaho”
I put the "gone" in "Oregon"
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I put the "Oh" in "Ohio"
True Confessions: I totally blew off a Zoom meeting this afternoon that frankly was completely unnecessary to have. How many times can you talk about the same thing? So I skipped it and emailed an hour later to say how sorry I was that I forgot. (Not sorry.)
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
True Confessions: I totally blew off a Zoom meeting this afternoon that frankly was completely unnecessary to have. How many times can you talk about the same thing? So I skipped it and emailed an hour later to say how sorry I was that I forgot. (Not sorry.)
I'm very, very into hygiene, so "rimming" is a "sometimes" thing for me, but I had a very hot dream about it last night. 😛
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm very, very into hygiene, so "rimming" is a "sometimes" thing for me, but I had a very hot dream about it last night. 😛
Work was insane so I said I wasn't feeling well and went home at lunch. Then hopped on here, saw all your beautiful cocks, and couldn't help myself. One big loud orgasm and a nap later, it's amazing how much better I feel. 😈
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Work was insane so I said I wasn't feeling well and went home at lunch. Then hopped on here, saw all your beautiful cocks, and couldn't help myself. One big loud orgasm and a nap later, it's amazing how much better I feel. 😈
Today I don't want to, I don't have to, so I'm not going to.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today I don't want to, I don't have to, so I'm not going to.
Happy thirsty Thursday to all who celebrate.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy thirsty Thursday to all who celebrate.
I mean, maybe it's actually the least of our concerns right now, but I still cannot believe that this dude tore down the White House and Republicans are like 🦗🦗🦗
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I mean, maybe it's actually the least of our concerns right now, but I still cannot believe that this dude tore down the White House and Republicans are like 🦗🦗🦗
Epically hung over this morning. Whee.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Epically hung over this morning. Whee.
Have you ever woken up from a nap like completely confused about what is going on? Ugh.
October 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Have you ever woken up from a nap like completely confused about what is going on? Ugh.
I’m out. I’m not in the closet. I’m not cheating. But I work in social service, and explicit photos would cost me everything I care about. But I like hot guys, what can I say? If I follow you, I’m into you.
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m out. I’m not in the closet. I’m not cheating. But I work in social service, and explicit photos would cost me everything I care about. But I like hot guys, what can I say? If I follow you, I’m into you.
I know I’m kind of a lurker. I really can’t post pics without risking a lot. (I did once, then deleted.) I enjoy your pictures, though! You’ll find me out and about in the wilds of the Midwest.
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I know I’m kind of a lurker. I really can’t post pics without risking a lot. (I did once, then deleted.) I enjoy your pictures, though! You’ll find me out and about in the wilds of the Midwest.
Everything is better with Joan Sutherland.
September 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Everything is better with Joan Sutherland.
Self destruction runs in the family, apparently.
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Self destruction runs in the family, apparently.
Wanted: Extroverted husband who loves to cook and vacuum. (It's okay, I like dishes and laundry.) Someone who says, "Bitch, get dressed, we're doing this tonight" and if I say "ermmhhh" will say "Okay, see you when I get home," but not hold it against me. Also hung.
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wanted: Extroverted husband who loves to cook and vacuum. (It's okay, I like dishes and laundry.) Someone who says, "Bitch, get dressed, we're doing this tonight" and if I say "ermmhhh" will say "Okay, see you when I get home," but not hold it against me. Also hung.