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Uncle Riss
@seaglass7000.bsky.social
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I'm like if an uncle was a girl
Writer*✨️Nerd✨️Sleepy✨️Bi

Ask me about my Ernest Shackleton/Frank Wild romance novel.

*🔞 Adult content sometimes
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Uncle Riss @seaglass7000.bsky.social · Feb 22
You ever see an art so good you have to write 4k of romantic smut about it? This is that art for me. Enjoy. 👑⚔️💞

archiveofourown.org/works/63302194
seaglass7000.bsky.social
My brain, neck deep in learning about semantic relationships for my #MLIS degree, hearing these #FallOutBoy lyrics today:

Ah, so it's an asymmetrical relationship
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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zmeess.bsky.social
finally finished a painting i've been cooking in my mind for a few years! shadowgast as The Devil, one of my favorite tarot cards and one of the three cards i associate with their relationship

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #shadowgast
a painting of Critical Role characters Essek Thelyss and Caleb Widogast, based on the Rider-Waite Tarot's The Devil. it is styled like a square painting on a vertically oriented tan canvas, with narrow unpainted strips above and below it. a looping leaning script reads "XV" above and "The Devil" below. Essek is a dark elf with gray-lavender skin and short white hair, dressed in elegant long dark robes and a silvery metal mantle piece, with the breastplate shaped like a beetle's back and long spikes curving off of his shoulders, radiating from his neck. Caleb is a light-skinned ginger human, with messy chin-length hair and a beard, wearing a gray tunic with a brown leather coat over it, a thick scarf wrapped around his shoulders. his spell book is just slightly visible at his side. the characters are facing each other, with Essek standing on the left and Caleb on the right. their right hands are raised between them, hovering under and over a floating hourglass that Essek is offering to Caleb; the violet sand in it is equally distributed between the top and the bottom halves and is not flowing down. Essek has his chin raised with a cool expression of confidence, while Caleb is looking at the hourglass with a deeply conflicted face, his eyebrows furrowed and eyes shining. Caleb's left arm down at his side is engulfed in orange flames. above them is the dodecahedron shape of a Beacon, pale gray and iridescent; the pentagonal plane facing the viewer is oriented with one of the corners pointing straight down. six silvery threads weave around it, intersecting at nine shining points, one thread each passing behind Essek's and Caleb's heads, and one each wrapping loosely around them. their figures, dark purple and brown, illuminated by the faint glow of the hourglass and the flame, are silhouetted against a much lighter gray and overcast light spilling from tall pointed arches behind them.
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Shane's gasp as the credits roll on ep 4 of #HeatedRivalry is what the gasp at the end of Hamilton wishes it was
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Diving into #TheDevilYouKnow & I am blown away by Sarah Marshall's (@yourewrongabout.bsky.social) kind & caring interviewing of Marylyn through such a difficult topic. What a bittersweet delight to listen to. 🩷
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Nynaeve/Lan having only 32 explicit fics on #AO3 is a travesty and you know I had to help.

#WheelOfTime
#WheelOfTimeFanfiction

archiveofourown.org/works/70902511
Boldness - SeaGlass7000 - Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Re-reading(listening to) #WheelOfTime & my only friends who've read it are dudes I can't talk smut fics with
a penguin is sitting on a chair with his arms crossed .
ALT: a penguin is sitting on a chair with his arms crossed .
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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fishmechs.bsky.social
#criticalrole
Digital drawing of essek thelyss from critical role campaign 2 in a modern outfit. His hair is up in a short ponytail . He’s wearing sheer dark blue top with star designs over a black undershirt.he has a silver star chain around his waist and his pants are a black at the waist to blue at the leg gradient. He’s holding a phone in one hand and looking at it. Text messages coming from the phone read From Caleb Would you love me as a worm Essek replies: please don’t From jester And image of her holding Caleb who’s polymorphed into a worm and the message “wormleb” The background is light purple.
August 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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triaelf9.bsky.social
Aeor Occurrences: a #CriticalRole Mini comic

The complete comic in a thread, part 1 of 3!

#fancomic #comic #manga #criticalrolefanart #Criticalroleart #shadowgast
Page 1 of the mini comic. Essek and Caleb are exploring Aeor Page 2, a monster has Caleb and Essek attacks, saving Caleb Essek has disappeared
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
"Re-read kudos" comments on #AO3 gas me up like nothing else. You're telling me?? in this wide world of endless content?? you remembered mine & returned to it??

The best. I'll ride that high for days.

#ArchiveOfOurOwn
#WritingCommunity
#Fanfiction
#FanfictionWriting
August 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
I forget how *lonely* writing can be. My friends & husband are supportive, but they don't read every word I write.

Also the PATIENCE it takes to stick with a long work. The tenacity, sure. But the PATIENCE to know it won't be done tomorrow. Or even next month.

#writing #WritingCommunity #writers
August 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Hey internet guess what I got accepted to a masters program !!!!!!!

MLIS degree here I come
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Just saying if @yourewrongabout.bsky.social and @blairbraverman.bsky.social need a third guest for the next Survivalism as a Way to Talk About Feelings series, I'm your gal. 👀

COULD I talk for 4+ hours straight about Ernest Shackleton and the Endurance and survivalism and dying colonialism? Yes
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Let's hear your most obscure bisexual awakenings I'll start

#Lego #LegoBelville #Belville #BiAwakening
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Cracked 70k on the book today!!!!!!!!!! And there's still more?? happening?? and coming out of me??

#Authors #Writing #MMRomance #HistoricalFiction #Romance #HistoricalRomance
Screenshot of text: Word Count Pages 172 Words 70176
May 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
GIANT. EAGLE.

#CriticalRole #MightyNein #CriticalRoleMemes
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Mad respect to the boy in the therapy waiting room laying under the chairs, we all would be doing it if we could
May 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
I'm having #Shadowgast thoughts. Fisherman Caleb finding a half-dead merman Essek, nursing him back to health??? Crane Wife vibes!?? #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanfiction #CalebWidogast #EssekThelyss
aimeecozza.com Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · May 2
You know, dead things... As you do

#Mermay #DarkArt #Art
A male-presenting, pale mermaid washed up along the ocean shore. He is tangled in fishing lines. Ocean waves roll over and under him as his body lies on the sand. He has stark white hair.
May 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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blairbraverman.bsky.social
A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
The me of 3 years ago would have thought today's admiration of our fem bartender's knuckle tattoos was just Weird/Quirky.

Now I know it's ATTRACTION and OKAY, ya silly goose!

And THAT is bi progress.💕
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
I blame/thank @blairbraverman.bsky.social and the #UglyDogs for getting to include these details about dogsledding in my historical romance novel. 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🛷
Screenshot of text reading: The sledge skidded beneath Frank, and he crouched low, focusing all his efforts on keeping his boots on the runners. The dogs scarcely noticed, only kept plowing forward, utterly delighted to have this chance to run, as fast as they could, with no troublesome stopping and going and looking at this lead here and loading up that seal there. There was only run, and some of that simple joy flooded up the traces, along the sledge, into Frank’s mittened hands gripping the handle bar. Irresistibly, he let out a joyous whoop!
April 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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annijyn.com
i love RESEARCHING learning is so hot i am EXPANDING THE KNOWLEDGE
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Thank you to the muses & these evocative pieces.

Have 2600 words of Scourger!Bren x Evil!Essek smut.

archiveofourown.org/works/64822060

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanfiction #Shadowgast
April 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
seaglass7000.bsky.social
Essek @zmeess.bsky.social art is so deep in my brain I saw this and instantly thought "purple meter off the charts"
April 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM