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Sylvester 🧙🏾‍♂️
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Nvm there’s an episode where George and Jerry stare at a 15 yo cleavage 😀
Seinfeld good as hell when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad
February 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The masculine urge to become a prophet
February 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Seinfeld good as hell when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad
January 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You think the Harry Potter universe got mixed magical arts?
January 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Thinking about the hot chocolate, I’m about to make when I get home
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I’ve been infected with Balatro, I fear it’s incurable
December 15, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room
December 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Parents don’t let you get a word in edge wise but they always tell you what you need to hear
December 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with just one more pardon
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I made it a week without weed after being a daily smoker. Got me fiending
December 9, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I bought an RTX 4060 and a new Ryzen cpu. Still not out for delivery 🫠
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Getting in the festive mood this year. Needs a star and skirt 😤
November 30, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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#ocart #horror
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Asparagus is the grass to the Broccoli’s tree
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Whoever got my voodoo doll go ahead and jork that shit silly style
November 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Me when I heard Kendrick dropped
November 22, 2024 at 7:29 PM
We still need to see the ethics report on Matt Gaetz
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
1. Transgender Congresswoman Sarah McBride has announced that she will comply with Speaker Johnson's policy declaring her a man and banning trans people from bathrooms.

She is receiving sharp critiques from those with trans friends who work in the capitol.

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Congresswoman McBride Announces She Will Comply With Rules Declaring Her a Man
The decision comes after Mike Johnson declared that transgender people are not allowed in bathrooms of their gender identity under the provision that he "controls the facilities."
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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put an egg in my ramen again
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
My dad beefing with his neighbor over the height of his new fence. Retired people really ain’t got nothing to do huh
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Lowkey the Dune Prophecy show wasn’t bad I’m pleasantly surprised 🤷🏾‍♂️
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
My coworker said he was going to see Red One this past weekend and the first thing I said was “Oh, do you like bad movies” I think he was genuinely excited to see it 😭
November 18, 2024 at 12:58 PM
We lost the house, we lost the senate, we lost Mike Tyson to Jake Paul
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
My favorite bit is saying “they used to call me that in high school” after anything
November 15, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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desperately want villeneuve to get the green light to do god emperor of dune for no other reason than to see him out leto ii on screen
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM