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Marlowe
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Author, professor, attorney. Ignorance of a topic has never stopped me from holding forth on it at length. Blame is mine alone, not on any connected—be it employer, publisher, neighbor, associate, family, or friend.
@JDVance is a Welfare Queen open.substack.com/pub/balaamsa...
He preaches people must wean themselves from the government tit, when he himself has rarely cashed a paycheck that didn't have a government seal in the corner.
J.D. Vance is a Welfare Queen
He preaches people must wean themselves from the government tit, when he himself has rarely cashed a paycheck that didn't have a government seal in the corner.
open.substack.com
September 29, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #120,761!
September 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I just saw a 1976 clip of Karen Carpenter obliterating a drum solo. Had I seen this instead of Zeppelin's Song Remains The Same in 1987 the aesthetic trajectory of my life would be very different.
November 1, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Now and then I like to remind people that LBJ ordered pants. You're welcome, everyone.
LBJ Orders Pants
A special presentation from Put This On.

In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was rec...
youtu.be
October 27, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Saw Guided by Voices 40th Anniversary homecoming show a couple weeks ago with @joshmccolough.bsky.social, Josh Emmons & Fred Tangeman. McColough's stunningly gorgeous bride Cate was kind enough to underwrite the entire very expensive outing. Now that's love. (I'm not sure how she feels about him.)
October 4, 2023 at 12:40 AM
For a moment I caught a glimpse of a social media platform that hosted a writing community where people cared about craft and community more than self-promotion. Is it too much to hope? Probably. But I'll do it for the next [checks watch] ten minutes or so anyway...
July 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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Great to see so many writers coming here now. Let's rebuild the writing community. If you’re an author or screenwriter, reply and say hello so we can all find you and follow each other. And if you want to repost this, that would also help.
July 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Hey, people who use AI for producing text. Did you know it uses the word "honed" as often as beginning creative writers use adverbs? Every time I see a thing "honing" another thing I'm all "Oh, hi ChatGPT, how you been?" I'm just like that about it.
July 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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Hi friends please send the good thoughts of healing to my husband Dustin.
July 28, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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Linguists xkcd.com/2390
July 27, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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since it's self-promotion day on bluesky: one of the biggest reasons I am able to continue providing these amusing little cartoons each week is direct reader support. If you enjoy the work, please consider subscribing to my extremely inexpensive newsletter! https://thismodernworld.com/subscriptions
July 27, 2023 at 3:53 PM
It will be nice one I can leave the other place completely, alas.
July 27, 2023 at 3:52 PM
This is a case study in burying the lede. And, if you were wondering if "Conspiracy Theorists" were on to something and the NYT is part of the Mil-Ind-IC complex, here's your answer. Despite intense worldwide interest, NYT has ignored Grusch for a month and even today wouldn't tweet his name.
Lawmakers and Former Officials Press for Answers on U.F.O.s
Pentagon officials have said most reported incidents involved items like airborne trash, weather balloons and drones.
www.nytimes.com
July 27, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I would very much like this publication to have someone other than this person write about this subject please and thank you.
UFOs Are Officially Mainstream
Even Congress is getting in on the hype.
www.theatlantic.com
July 27, 2023 at 12:54 AM
July 27, 2023 at 12:53 AM
@rebeccajohns.bsky.social just made Bluesky better!
Bluesky Social
See what's next.
rebeccajohns.bsky.social
July 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Hey, my favorite writer @colettesartor.bsky.social, is here!
Bluesky Social
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colettesartor.bsky.social
July 26, 2023 at 2:53 PM
thank you BlueSky for causing me have to explain goatse to my children
July 19, 2023 at 7:38 PM
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July 16, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Which is why i'm fixing to start reposting cool things but first add "with ashtrays."

So, "with ashtrays."

Thank you.
July 15, 2023 at 10:04 PM
oh we're adding the suffix ussy to things because we're ivy league sophomores now
July 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I know, right? Jesus is always telling me what to post. And I'm all, Jesus, stop being so prescriptive. GOSH.
July 14, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Do better dismissing dimwits than "attended community college." I taught community college for 17 years & I'm well acquainted with elite education. Many students at Edison State Community College could've split Harvard wide open and worked as hard as any Ivy grads I know. #KirksGross #Classism #Ugh
‘Unalloyed Racism’: Charlie Kirk Blasted For Rant About Michelle Obama And Other Black Women Ste...
Podcaster Charlie Kirk set Twitter a blaze after a clip from a rant he did on affirmative action began to circulate.
www.mediaite.com
July 14, 2023 at 4:20 PM
This is happening now: our phones and computers are covered with the fingerprints of slaves, millions of them children. And every single one of us will go about our business anyway. There is none righteous. No, not one.
July 11, 2023 at 6:30 PM