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Sam Desatoff
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Board games and coffee. Occasional games journalist. He/Him.

https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/

Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
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For Epic Games Store, I talked with Masato Kumazawa, a produce on RE Requiem. Pretty proud of this one, and I'm super excited for Requiem!
Resident Evil Requiem producer Masato Kumazawa discusses how the game pays homage to both the horror and the action of the series’ past
He provides insight into the game’s dual protagonist format and how it honors the history of the series
store.epicgames.com
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I’m looking to get this put together by Friday, so if you haven’t reached out yet but have been thinking about it, I’m still looking to add more people if I can. Dev, media, content creator with a Pokemon story to tell? Hit me up at kshepard@kotaku.com. RTs appreciated!
Are you in dev, media, or content creation and have a story to tell about why Pokemon is special to you, has influenced your work, or overall just made an impact on your life? Would you want to tell me about it for a 30th anniversary Kotaku story? Get in touch: kshepard@kotaku.com. RTs appreciated!
a boy in a red hat is kneeling next to a pikachu in a forest .
ALT: a boy in a red hat is kneeling next to a pikachu in a forest .
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February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
For Epic Games Store, I talked with Masato Kumazawa, a produce on RE Requiem. Pretty proud of this one, and I'm super excited for Requiem!
Resident Evil Requiem producer Masato Kumazawa discusses how the game pays homage to both the horror and the action of the series’ past
He provides insight into the game’s dual protagonist format and how it honors the history of the series
store.epicgames.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
ICE dispenser? Well I personally think we should DISPENSE with ICE
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The sport is called skeleton on account of how spooky it is
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
My 5 year old has started calling Mario Party “Mario Birthday” and I refuse to correct him
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
“Wife: I think you should go get diagnosed

Me: with what??

Wife: it doesn’t matter”

—an eye-opening conversation that took place this morning
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Someone pay for me to go to and cover Magic Con Vegas. Let me commodify my hobbies.
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This industry continues to be a fucking nightmare
Wildlight (Highguard) lays off staff according to a LinkedIn post

"Unfortunately, along with most of the team at Wildlight, I was laid off today.

This one really stings as there was a lot of unreleased content I was really looking forward to that I and others designed for Highguard."
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Someone pay for me to go to and cover Magic Con Vegas. Let me commodify my hobbies.
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Said hi to another dad this morning at kinder drop off. It was cold and everyone was in long pants and sweaters. When pickup time came it had warmed up outside and we both had changed into tee-shirts and shorts. He said “hell yeah, shorts time” and we fist bumped. Just two dads being guys
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
The Bird of Disruption and Malice has come to ruin your day
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They say not to judge a book by its cover but the dedication is fair game, imo, and Project Hail Mary is not off to a good start
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Nothing makes me want to check out a video game more than seeing "mostly negative" on the Steam page
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The neighbor kid asked me if I wanted to see his new toy and it was just a ball of hard dry grout???
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Everything is fucking apocalyptic and we are experiencing a conveyor belt of catastrophes but at least there’s shiny new cardboard lol
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
How the fuck am I supposed to play with my kid, keep him happy and entertained, while our government is actively murdering innocent citizens? He’s five. Is he going to grow up in a fascist country? He just wants to play with his toy cars. I’m spiraling
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Struggling with this one myself
It becomes increasingly difficult to not post things that would get your account banned on here.
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The Constitution was drafted to protect against tyranny yet the blue lives matter sickos are awfully complicit in it
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is the only good thing that has happened in 2026 so far
NOW: Massive crowd in Minneapolis for the ‘ICE OUT’ general strike.
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
One of my reading goals this year is to quit reading book ones and actually continue/finish more series. What’s everyone reading so far?
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Wasn’t feeling the vibes at this dinner party so I started deckbuilding on the host’s smart fridge (?)
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Greg was right, sometimes the easiest thing to do is say fuck you
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Greg was right, sometimes the easiest thing to do is say fuck you
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Trying to see of the new Lorwyn cards on YouTube and every commander channel is just a bunch of two and a half hour videos run by the four most insufferable white men you’ve ever met
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM