Sam Desatoff
@sdesatoff.bsky.social
Board games and coffee. Occasional games journalist. He/Him.
https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/
Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/
Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again
“I am a confident and confident eloquent games journalist. Any outlet would be lucky to have me”
*receives one (1) piece of feedback*
“Why am I even alive?”
*receives one (1) piece of feedback*
“Why am I even alive?”
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“I am a confident and confident eloquent games journalist. Any outlet would be lucky to have me”
*receives one (1) piece of feedback*
“Why am I even alive?”
*receives one (1) piece of feedback*
“Why am I even alive?”
We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?
Gonna start trying to revive old timey vernacular without fully understanding the meaning or context
*reading a news article about a corrupt politician*
“get a load of this fuckin jalopy”
*reading a news article about a corrupt politician*
“get a load of this fuckin jalopy”
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gonna start trying to revive old timey vernacular without fully understanding the meaning or context
*reading a news article about a corrupt politician*
“get a load of this fuckin jalopy”
*reading a news article about a corrupt politician*
“get a load of this fuckin jalopy”
Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana
I was part of the problem tonight
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was part of the problem tonight
Boy, the ending to the most recent The Chair Company sure was something
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Boy, the ending to the most recent The Chair Company sure was something
Metroid Prime implies a Metroid Choice and a Metroid Select, graded by a supposed Federation Department of Agriculture
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Metroid Prime implies a Metroid Choice and a Metroid Select, graded by a supposed Federation Department of Agriculture
God I fucking love downloading new game store clients. I love to move the icons for Steam and Epic Games and Amazon Games and GoG around my desktop and make little shapes. I crash out when I can’t launch a PC game from a storefront. I love everything about the digital marketplace
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
God I fucking love downloading new game store clients. I love to move the icons for Steam and Epic Games and Amazon Games and GoG around my desktop and make little shapes. I crash out when I can’t launch a PC game from a storefront. I love everything about the digital marketplace
Constantly fighting the urge to move to Vermont and become a cheesemaker
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Constantly fighting the urge to move to Vermont and become a cheesemaker
Charles, you had to have known how posting this would turn out
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Charles, you had to have known how posting this would turn out
Lmao dems caving while GOP is on the back leg is the most dems shit
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lmao dems caving while GOP is on the back leg is the most dems shit
How’s Arc Raiders for solo players?
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How’s Arc Raiders for solo players?
Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but
God damn, Mamdani. Goosebumps
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
God damn, Mamdani. Goosebumps
Heartened by the NY results. Now can the rest of the country learn from this example? *taps mic*
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Heartened by the NY results. Now can the rest of the country learn from this example? *taps mic*
It becomes clearer that these idiots don’t understand tariffs every time they open their mouths
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It becomes clearer that these idiots don’t understand tariffs every time they open their mouths
Blew through The Tartarus Key quickly. Was in the mood for more FPS puzzle stuff, so I booted up Riven and, folks, I fear I may be Not Smart.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Blew through The Tartarus Key quickly. Was in the mood for more FPS puzzle stuff, so I booted up Riven and, folks, I fear I may be Not Smart.
When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs
If I was the Blue Jays I simply would not strike out
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If I was the Blue Jays I simply would not strike out
Soma stressed me tf out and I still think about it from time to time. Very existential stuff. Highly recommended.
I don't really play scary games - Jafar in KH2 scared me ffs - but Soma on safe mode is still incredibly stressful lol
(It's a whole 6 bucks! Pick it up if you haven't already!) store.steampowered.com/app/282140/S...
(It's a whole 6 bucks! Pick it up if you haven't already!) store.steampowered.com/app/282140/S...
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Soma stressed me tf out and I still think about it from time to time. Very existential stuff. Highly recommended.
Kinda upset I've been sleeping on the Tartarus Key. This is extremely my shit.
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kinda upset I've been sleeping on the Tartarus Key. This is extremely my shit.
I need to stop neglecting my responsibilities, buckle down, and finally catch up on One Piece
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to stop neglecting my responsibilities, buckle down, and finally catch up on One Piece
Reposted by Sam Desatoff
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
They didn’t call it Zoo Point Museum??
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They didn’t call it Zoo Point Museum??