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Sam Desatoff
@sdesatoff.bsky.social
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Board games and coffee. Occasional games journalist. He/Him.

https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/

Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
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Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again
Pasta, grated parmesan cheese, and cooked guanciale in a bowl
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?
A green-cheeked conure perched on my finger. A Christmas tree is lit in the background
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I was part of the problem tonight
A Magic: The Gathering Avatar prerelease kit with the character Zuko on the label. He is doing a fire kick
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
screenshot of a puzzle from Riven. 10 dials featuring abstract symbols. Screenshot of a puzzle in Riven. A ring of stone pillars featuring icons of animals Screenshot of a puzzle from Riven. A small grid of tetrominoes mirroring a giant landscape of similar shapes made of stone Screenshot of a puzzle from Riven. a five by five grid with five differently colored spheres waiting to be placed into the grid.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but
SpongeBob gesturing at the TV in extreme confusion
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs
Product box for a replacement lightbulb labeled “cool white”
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Red alert: two dogs at the gym tonight. Their names are Ollie and Gizmo
Two shih tzu dogs sniffing each other Two shih zhu dogs circling each other playfully
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Reporting an Ollie spotting
A small white dog sitting and looking at the camera
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Me: the fortnite-ification of Magic is upsetting and is ruining the spirit of the game

Also me: I must touch and hold the furby cards
A Magic the Gathering card. Hullbreaker Horror but the monster is a Furby A Magic: The Gathering card. Sol Ring with Furby art
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Bout to *clenches teeth* silence this hill (f)
Screenshot from the beginning of Silent Hill f. The main character faces a village in the fog
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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You ever regret every educational and professional decision you’ve ever made??
Sad cat giving thumbs up meme
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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They don’t make them like Pratchett anymore
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Dom has entered the gym dog chat
A brown and white bulldog in a gym A brown and white bulldog in a gym
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The new Teenage Bottlerocket album is hitting home
Spotify screenshot of a new Teenage Bottlerocket song titled “I Figured Out That I’m Stupid”
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Made a FB post about cleaning up my friends list in the wake of the Kirk stuff and got this encouraging message of affirmation 👍👍
Screenshot from a Facebook message sent to me: “you cleaning up your Facebook from what? Nevermind, unsympathetic human and garbage person. Lol what a loser you are asshole”
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Not Ollie, but I did get to meet Gizmo at the gym today
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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playin the video game
a screenshot from Hollow Knight: Silksong. The protagonist stands in a mossy cave
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The commander subreddit got existential tonight
A post from the r/EDH subreddit with the header “I don’t find anything appealing anymore”
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Birthday good
Lego One Piece sets; the Going Merry Pirates Shop and Windmill Village
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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when the edible hits but the squad is running late
A screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. The character Y'mhitra is saying "Ah, wonderful, we're all here! I have been pondering some metaphysical theories, and would discuss my conclusions with the both of you."
August 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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bro, thancred got hot?
a sceenshot from final fantasy 14. the character Thancred is saying "Thancred, of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. And may I say what a pleasure it is to meet you, my lady."
August 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Why does this billboard make it sound like Jeff pulled off a cruel prank?
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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It’s called the living room because it’s where my cards live now
Too many piles of Magic: The Gathering cards on a coffee table
August 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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tfw the archbishop summons the soul of king thordan unto himself thus becoming a primal, just as you fear
screenshot of FF14. the character Alphinaud is saying "As we had feared, the archbishop summoned the soul of King Thordan unto himself and thence became a primal."
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM