GoodGirlEsq.
@sdayocontent.bsky.social
Defender of the Constitution. Abolish the death penalty. None of this is legal advice.
This is also a novice lifting account.
This is also a novice lifting account.
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GoodGirlEsq.
@sdayocontent.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Kind of leaning into being a bitch these days.
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I’ll sleep when I’m dead, and also when I’m tired. Or scared. Basically any excuse I get
January 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’ll sleep when I’m dead, and also when I’m tired. Or scared. Basically any excuse I get
Just thinking about when I had chickenpox and some kid’s mom called my mom to ask if she could bring her kid over for a chickenpox party. My mom’s response was essentially “my child is SICK!!!!!”
January 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just thinking about when I had chickenpox and some kid’s mom called my mom to ask if she could bring her kid over for a chickenpox party. My mom’s response was essentially “my child is SICK!!!!!”
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ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket
There will never be another Christmas like the Christmas when I had chickenpox. My parents woke me up in the middle of the night to try give me medicine. When I resisted they told me Santa told them he wouldn’t bring my presents unless I took my medication.
December 22, 2024 at 10:10 PM
There will never be another Christmas like the Christmas when I had chickenpox. My parents woke me up in the middle of the night to try give me medicine. When I resisted they told me Santa told them he wouldn’t bring my presents unless I took my medication.
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Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling
If you have a super early morning meeting you’re allowed to get a little Starbucks treat. It’s the law.
December 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM
If you have a super early morning meeting you’re allowed to get a little Starbucks treat. It’s the law.
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This year has been…………………….
A lot?
A lot?
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
This year has been…………………….
A lot?
A lot?
Reese’s Pieces are a fun little snack
December 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Reese’s Pieces are a fun little snack
Okay it’s not like I don’t work weekends anyways but I’m in a mood!
I fucking hate this time of year. Dragging my ass to the finish line and working weekends so I can…take off 8 days?
December 17, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Okay it’s not like I don’t work weekends anyways but I’m in a mood!
I fucking hate this time of year. Dragging my ass to the finish line and working weekends so I can…take off 8 days?
December 17, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I fucking hate this time of year. Dragging my ass to the finish line and working weekends so I can…take off 8 days?
My brain is melting
December 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My brain is melting
It’s so funny how prosecutors will cavalierly say things that sound shockingly like they think they’re entitled to convictions.
December 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
It’s so funny how prosecutors will cavalierly say things that sound shockingly like they think they’re entitled to convictions.
If at first you don’t succeed, try being annoying again.
December 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
If at first you don’t succeed, try being annoying again.
*being annoying
😭
😭
Because annoying is a skill you can harness and use to your advantage with great success.
December 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
*being annoying
😭
😭
Because annoying is a skill you can harness and use to your advantage with great success.
December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Because annoying is a skill you can harness and use to your advantage with great success.
Once the hustle and bustle of the week is over and the adrenaline has worn off, I just sit in a dark room and ponder everything that’s ever happened
I don’t get night the Sunday Scaries I get the Friday Night Scaries.
December 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Once the hustle and bustle of the week is over and the adrenaline has worn off, I just sit in a dark room and ponder everything that’s ever happened
Tfw you send a bunch of sad texts to multiple friends last night but now you’re fine after sleeping and everybody is still silent because you were acting really weird
December 7, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Tfw you send a bunch of sad texts to multiple friends last night but now you’re fine after sleeping and everybody is still silent because you were acting really weird
Don’t try new things. Trying new things is bad. I tried a new nail color and it’s awful.
November 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Don’t try new things. Trying new things is bad. I tried a new nail color and it’s awful.
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They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes
November 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes
You make one little snippy tweet about MC libertarian types being dumb and scores of men get their feelings hurt.
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 AM
You make one little snippy tweet about MC libertarian types being dumb and scores of men get their feelings hurt.
lol imagine being stressed back in the days when a true break existed!!!
Reflecting back on how stressed out I was during Thanksgiving break as a law student. Sweet summer child.
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM
lol imagine being stressed back in the days when a true break existed!!!
Reflecting back on how stressed out I was during Thanksgiving break as a law student. Sweet summer child.
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Reflecting back on how stressed out I was during Thanksgiving break as a law student. Sweet summer child.