Scott Davis
@scottykd.bsky.social
I speak the voice of the people.
*honk honk* “get the fuck out of the way, asshole!” *middle finger*
Ah… the people.
*honk honk* “get the fuck out of the way, asshole!” *middle finger*
Ah… the people.
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Scott Davis
@scottykd.bsky.social
· Sep 28
If you can't handle me at my worst than surprise!!! Because this is actually my best, idiot!
Tiny cat, Fiona, giving big G-MAN energy
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Tiny cat, Fiona, giving big G-MAN energy
How do I interpret my dream wherein the garbage man takes the pizza box out of my trash can and sets it at my front door while making constant eye contact with me?
August 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
How do I interpret my dream wherein the garbage man takes the pizza box out of my trash can and sets it at my front door while making constant eye contact with me?
Every workplace’s break room feels like a detention hall.
July 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Every workplace’s break room feels like a detention hall.
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Three years without a drink. I started again this week. Wonder what the correlation might be.
June 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Three years without a drink. I started again this week. Wonder what the correlation might be.
Listening to the song “Born Free But Gettin’ Pricey” by PG14 (very fun song) and had the thought…
The phrase itself “we’re all born free” sorta looses its meaning when there is in fact a hospital bill (like $8K).
So we’re not born free but rather born in (as?) debt.
The phrase itself “we’re all born free” sorta looses its meaning when there is in fact a hospital bill (like $8K).
So we’re not born free but rather born in (as?) debt.
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Listening to the song “Born Free But Gettin’ Pricey” by PG14 (very fun song) and had the thought…
The phrase itself “we’re all born free” sorta looses its meaning when there is in fact a hospital bill (like $8K).
So we’re not born free but rather born in (as?) debt.
The phrase itself “we’re all born free” sorta looses its meaning when there is in fact a hospital bill (like $8K).
So we’re not born free but rather born in (as?) debt.
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If I’m ever in the position of witnessing Andy Samberg eating yogurt I will refer to him as Andy Slams ‘Gurt.
March 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I’m ever in the position of witnessing Andy Samberg eating yogurt I will refer to him as Andy Slams ‘Gurt.
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Life is like the game Tetris.
All your successes immediately disappear while your failures continue to stack up until they kill you.
But the music slaps.
All your successes immediately disappear while your failures continue to stack up until they kill you.
But the music slaps.
February 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Life is like the game Tetris.
All your successes immediately disappear while your failures continue to stack up until they kill you.
But the music slaps.
All your successes immediately disappear while your failures continue to stack up until they kill you.
But the music slaps.
Got a new laptop about a month ago. Finally got around to decorating it.
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Got a new laptop about a month ago. Finally got around to decorating it.
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Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
February 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
The Darwin’s Evolution trilogy of films
February 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Darwin’s Evolution trilogy of films
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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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The problem, however, is the divide between people able to discuss the semiotics of a Superbowl half time show, and those who think semiotics is a protein supplement. You cannot bludgeon people across the head enough.
February 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The problem, however, is the divide between people able to discuss the semiotics of a Superbowl half time show, and those who think semiotics is a protein supplement. You cannot bludgeon people across the head enough.
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
It’s not “the refs” that’s the problem. It’s this one specific ref (22) who has given out EVERY SINGLE TECHNICAL FOUL!
Send this short white dude back to Sephora where I bet he’s the fucking shittiest middle manager to work for.
#Unrivaled
Send this short white dude back to Sephora where I bet he’s the fucking shittiest middle manager to work for.
#Unrivaled
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It’s not “the refs” that’s the problem. It’s this one specific ref (22) who has given out EVERY SINGLE TECHNICAL FOUL!
Send this short white dude back to Sephora where I bet he’s the fucking shittiest middle manager to work for.
#Unrivaled
Send this short white dude back to Sephora where I bet he’s the fucking shittiest middle manager to work for.
#Unrivaled
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Anyone have a sense of what black market opportunities are now available in North America?
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Anyone have a sense of what black market opportunities are now available in North America?
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
I want a T-shirt with a picture of Godzilla on it that says “Size Queen” and I don’t want to explain why.
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I want a T-shirt with a picture of Godzilla on it that says “Size Queen” and I don’t want to explain why.
We all have two wolves inside of us.
Unfortunately a highway was built which has obstructed their migotory patterns leading to inbreeding, disease, and lack of food options.
So one of my wolves ate the other and now has very severe food poisoning.
My wolves face extinction.
Enjoy the highway.
Unfortunately a highway was built which has obstructed their migotory patterns leading to inbreeding, disease, and lack of food options.
So one of my wolves ate the other and now has very severe food poisoning.
My wolves face extinction.
Enjoy the highway.
January 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We all have two wolves inside of us.
Unfortunately a highway was built which has obstructed their migotory patterns leading to inbreeding, disease, and lack of food options.
So one of my wolves ate the other and now has very severe food poisoning.
My wolves face extinction.
Enjoy the highway.
Unfortunately a highway was built which has obstructed their migotory patterns leading to inbreeding, disease, and lack of food options.
So one of my wolves ate the other and now has very severe food poisoning.
My wolves face extinction.
Enjoy the highway.
Spending my Sunday listening to the new Redman album and making vegetarian burritos.
January 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Spending my Sunday listening to the new Redman album and making vegetarian burritos.
Okay y’all. This should be an easy win for the Owls tonight. Like… sorry Heideman, but it’s time to go to sleep. I know you got that dog in you, but that dog is sick. Probably ate some bad pasta or something.
#Unrivaled #HootyHoo!
#Unrivaled #HootyHoo!
January 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Okay y’all. This should be an easy win for the Owls tonight. Like… sorry Heideman, but it’s time to go to sleep. I know you got that dog in you, but that dog is sick. Probably ate some bad pasta or something.
#Unrivaled #HootyHoo!
#Unrivaled #HootyHoo!