Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon
@scottmaybstoned.bsky.social
Avid heathen.
Fan of (good) comedy, science, horror movies, history, et al. Mainly interesting stuff.
I like to draw. Avi by me.
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It's always Spooky Season somewhere.
#LegalizeIt #Ally
That Dude/Him, but I've answered to worse.
Your own
Inflatable
Jesus
Something to let you float
If you fall off a boat
Stretch out and touch waves
Inflatable
Jesus
Something to let you float
If you fall off a boat
Stretch out and touch waves
February 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Your own
Inflatable
Jesus
Something to let you float
If you fall off a boat
Stretch out and touch waves
Inflatable
Jesus
Something to let you float
If you fall off a boat
Stretch out and touch waves
I have watched Starfleet Academy episode 7.
Fairly slow episode but I still like it.
Fairly slow episode but I still like it.
February 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I have watched Starfleet Academy episode 7.
Fairly slow episode but I still like it.
Fairly slow episode but I still like it.
Made a joke and people replied fact checking it.
I feel accepted into the Bluesky fold.
I feel accepted into the Bluesky fold.
February 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Made a joke and people replied fact checking it.
I feel accepted into the Bluesky fold.
I feel accepted into the Bluesky fold.
I'm Maxmaxxing*
*watching HBOMax on three different screens
*watching HBOMax on three different screens
February 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm Maxmaxxing*
*watching HBOMax on three different screens
*watching HBOMax on three different screens
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I think aliens probably exist but I also believe in the Ferengi Paradox. They don't visit earth because there's no money to be made here.
February 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I think aliens probably exist but I also believe in the Ferengi Paradox. They don't visit earth because there's no money to be made here.
Found a comic I forgot I owned.
Dr. Who and the Daleks, published by Dell in 1966. First US appearance of Dr. Who.
That's going in the short box. (Amazingly in pretty good condition.)
Dr. Who and the Daleks, published by Dell in 1966. First US appearance of Dr. Who.
That's going in the short box. (Amazingly in pretty good condition.)
February 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Found a comic I forgot I owned.
Dr. Who and the Daleks, published by Dell in 1966. First US appearance of Dr. Who.
That's going in the short box. (Amazingly in pretty good condition.)
Dr. Who and the Daleks, published by Dell in 1966. First US appearance of Dr. Who.
That's going in the short box. (Amazingly in pretty good condition.)
I think aliens probably exist but I also believe in the Ferengi Paradox. They don't visit earth because there's no money to be made here.
February 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I think aliens probably exist but I also believe in the Ferengi Paradox. They don't visit earth because there's no money to be made here.
I really like Elliott Gould's role as Legal Siegel on The Lincoln Lawyer.
February 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I really like Elliott Gould's role as Legal Siegel on The Lincoln Lawyer.
Went back and got 4 more. Now the majority of Wizard, the specials, and Toyfare are stored. One box for horror, the other for facsimiles, currently being bought DC, TMNT, and one-shots.
Jeeze. Already filled up a short box with horror comics (EC, Universal/Skybound, Marvel Zombies & BWB&G, Archie x AoD), @mattfraction.bsky.social's Batman, Batman/Deadpool, DC KO (core issues only), and facsimiles (all within the past 6-7 months).
Time for another short box, too.
Time for another short box, too.
February 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Went back and got 4 more. Now the majority of Wizard, the specials, and Toyfare are stored. One box for horror, the other for facsimiles, currently being bought DC, TMNT, and one-shots.
Jeeze. Already filled up a short box with horror comics (EC, Universal/Skybound, Marvel Zombies & BWB&G, Archie x AoD), @mattfraction.bsky.social's Batman, Batman/Deadpool, DC KO (core issues only), and facsimiles (all within the past 6-7 months).
Time for another short box, too.
Time for another short box, too.
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Jeeze. Already filled up a short box with horror comics (EC, Universal/Skybound, Marvel Zombies & BWB&G, Archie x AoD), @mattfraction.bsky.social's Batman, Batman/Deadpool, DC KO (core issues only), and facsimiles (all within the past 6-7 months).
Time for another short box, too.
Time for another short box, too.
Always enjoy reading @paultobin.bsky.social's tales in EC Comics. This time in Catacomb of Torment #8, "The Miniature Painter".
Two severed thumbs up.
Two severed thumbs up.
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Always enjoy reading @paultobin.bsky.social's tales in EC Comics. This time in Catacomb of Torment #8, "The Miniature Painter".
Two severed thumbs up.
Two severed thumbs up.
Of course the comic shop was sold out and waiting to hear back from the manufacturer.
I will get organized, dammit!
Minute comic shop stop today.
Catacomb of Torment #8
TMNT Battle Nexus #5
Bags & Boards
I will get organized, dammit!
Minute comic shop stop today.
Catacomb of Torment #8
TMNT Battle Nexus #5
Bags & Boards
Thought about getting binders for my (far too many) magazines but I would need quite a few. Might get some magazine boxes from the comic shop. I'd rather flip through them than have to dig through them. It'd also be nice to be able to stack them as I can't at the moment.
Slowly getting reorganized.
Slowly getting reorganized.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Of course the comic shop was sold out and waiting to hear back from the manufacturer.
I will get organized, dammit!
Minute comic shop stop today.
Catacomb of Torment #8
TMNT Battle Nexus #5
Bags & Boards
I will get organized, dammit!
Minute comic shop stop today.
Catacomb of Torment #8
TMNT Battle Nexus #5
Bags & Boards
Well damn. I was hoping it was a mistake.
Rest in Peace, Tom Noonan. You made little me a life-long Frankenstein's Monster fan.
Rest in Peace, Tom Noonan. You made little me a life-long Frankenstein's Monster fan.
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Well damn. I was hoping it was a mistake.
Rest in Peace, Tom Noonan. You made little me a life-long Frankenstein's Monster fan.
Rest in Peace, Tom Noonan. You made little me a life-long Frankenstein's Monster fan.
So, I did a search to see if there was any confirmation on Tom Noonan passing away on February 14th and...uh...the unable to get rid of "ai answer" at the top of the page said the below.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
February 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
So, I did a search to see if there was any confirmation on Tom Noonan passing away on February 14th and...uh...the unable to get rid of "ai answer" at the top of the page said the below.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
When I was a hotel maintenance man out in Oregon I had a roughly 40 minute drive up the PCH. I would rock out to Rob Zombie's Past, Present, and Future on the way.
One morning, while rocking out and smoking a spliff, I went around a curve to see traffic backed up in my lane.
One morning, while rocking out and smoking a spliff, I went around a curve to see traffic backed up in my lane.
February 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
When I was a hotel maintenance man out in Oregon I had a roughly 40 minute drive up the PCH. I would rock out to Rob Zombie's Past, Present, and Future on the way.
One morning, while rocking out and smoking a spliff, I went around a curve to see traffic backed up in my lane.
One morning, while rocking out and smoking a spliff, I went around a curve to see traffic backed up in my lane.
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When a Netflix animated property first wins an Oscar for best original song, my prediction is that it will be this.
ok but youre asking "Does Strip Law have George Wallace and Drew Tarver singing a legal themed Monster Mash parody with the laziest lyrics of all time?"
you fool. you fucking rube.
you fool. you fucking rube.
February 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
When a Netflix animated property first wins an Oscar for best original song, my prediction is that it will be this.
Decided to get a new beard trimmer since my last two went belly up. Just finished up trimming the wooly booger and there appears to be a medium sized cat in the bathroom garbage.
Beard was about 10" long before, now it is a reasonable four. Give it 3 months, it'll be braidable again.
Beard was about 10" long before, now it is a reasonable four. Give it 3 months, it'll be braidable again.
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Decided to get a new beard trimmer since my last two went belly up. Just finished up trimming the wooly booger and there appears to be a medium sized cat in the bathroom garbage.
Beard was about 10" long before, now it is a reasonable four. Give it 3 months, it'll be braidable again.
Beard was about 10" long before, now it is a reasonable four. Give it 3 months, it'll be braidable again.
Every year I like to say "I'm giving up Lent for Lent" and this year is no different.
February 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Every year I like to say "I'm giving up Lent for Lent" and this year is no different.
RIP, Rev. Jesse Jackson.
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
RIP, Rev. Jesse Jackson.
Shot....
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Shot....
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. Dup!
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. Dup!
Saw another CyBeRtRuCk in the wild today. Got a good look at it. Unlike the white one I saw a few months back this one was the plain, steel monstrosity.
Absolutely hideous and worthy of all the ridicule.
Absolutely hideous and worthy of all the ridicule.
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Saw another CyBeRtRuCk in the wild today. Got a good look at it. Unlike the white one I saw a few months back this one was the plain, steel monstrosity.
Absolutely hideous and worthy of all the ridicule.
Absolutely hideous and worthy of all the ridicule.
One day in South Texas, driving the motorhome to a job site, every single window fogged up at the same time. I was on a highway and very alarmed as there was roughly a football field between me and the windshield. Had to slow way down and was able to rub a spot to see.
Was the damndest thing.
Was the damndest thing.
February 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
One day in South Texas, driving the motorhome to a job site, every single window fogged up at the same time. I was on a highway and very alarmed as there was roughly a football field between me and the windshield. Had to slow way down and was able to rub a spot to see.
Was the damndest thing.
Was the damndest thing.