Scott Bromley
@scottbromley.bsky.social
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
Dude, that Wuthering Heights soundtrack FUCKS. It’s like if TLoaSG was actually good
a woman with long black hair is sitting in front of a candle .
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February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Dude, that Wuthering Heights soundtrack FUCKS. It’s like if TLoaSG was actually good
Wet Hot American Summer (6 times in one week)
The Iron Giant (1st of 7 times was during its sneak preview screening)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Army of Darkness (at a drive-in)
The Room (in 2004 when it was only on one screen at the Sunset 5)
The Burbs
Dazed and Confused
Clerks
The Iron Giant (1st of 7 times was during its sneak preview screening)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Army of Darkness (at a drive-in)
The Room (in 2004 when it was only on one screen at the Sunset 5)
The Burbs
Dazed and Confused
Clerks
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Wet Hot American Summer (6 times in one week)
The Iron Giant (1st of 7 times was during its sneak preview screening)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Army of Darkness (at a drive-in)
The Room (in 2004 when it was only on one screen at the Sunset 5)
The Burbs
Dazed and Confused
Clerks
The Iron Giant (1st of 7 times was during its sneak preview screening)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Army of Darkness (at a drive-in)
The Room (in 2004 when it was only on one screen at the Sunset 5)
The Burbs
Dazed and Confused
Clerks
Also, Rules of Attraction still slaps. The hidden commentary track from Carrot Top is brilliant.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Also, Rules of Attraction still slaps. The hidden commentary track from Carrot Top is brilliant.
Not gonna lie, I was a huge Dawson’s Creek fan in the early days. Was the bullseye target demo when it hit.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Not gonna lie, I was a huge Dawson’s Creek fan in the early days. Was the bullseye target demo when it hit.
I’m throwing a party to celebrate the end of my 40 years without a debilitating asthma attack! Excited to experience the pain of my early childhood as a middle aged adult!
Burgum on Trump's plan to end the regulation of greenhouse gases: "Every American should get up tomorrow and hold a celebration"
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’m throwing a party to celebrate the end of my 40 years without a debilitating asthma attack! Excited to experience the pain of my early childhood as a middle aged adult!
J-Kwon changing “bitch” to “club” in ‘Tipsy’
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
J-Kwon changing “bitch” to “club” in ‘Tipsy’
I like that Jesus got an ad to tell all of us to go touch grass.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I like that Jesus got an ad to tell all of us to go touch grass.
Whoever brought a live eagle and a horse to this game…thank you.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Whoever brought a live eagle and a horse to this game…thank you.
Google Gemini: You can’t afford a house but we can make it look like you live in one.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Google Gemini: You can’t afford a house but we can make it look like you live in one.
The JCPenny player glamor shots are sending me.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The JCPenny player glamor shots are sending me.
Remember that time the show I wrote and produced had the Super Bowl Stadium to ourselves so we could play video games on their Jumbotron? Weird times.
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Remember that time the show I wrote and produced had the Super Bowl Stadium to ourselves so we could play video games on their Jumbotron? Weird times.
Twitter is great. Where else can you watch a trailer for a major motion picture and then have the algorithm think, if you liked that then you’ll love this real iPhone footage of a kid getting hit by a semi truck
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Twitter is great. Where else can you watch a trailer for a major motion picture and then have the algorithm think, if you liked that then you’ll love this real iPhone footage of a kid getting hit by a semi truck
I loved the Muppet Show reboot. My only notes were I wish there weren’t humans in the audience, the chaos in the first 2 musical numbers should’ve been on stage left or right like in the 3rd song instead of BTS cutaways. Was VERY happy they had a painted backdrop for at least one number. More! more!
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I loved the Muppet Show reboot. My only notes were I wish there weren’t humans in the audience, the chaos in the first 2 musical numbers should’ve been on stage left or right like in the 3rd song instead of BTS cutaways. Was VERY happy they had a painted backdrop for at least one number. More! more!
Thought experiment for these geniuses: you’re late for work. How does your child get inside a daycare the fastest? Using their tiny baby legs, or being carried in by a sturdy adult?
a Republican witness in the GOP's "Somali Scammers" hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Thought experiment for these geniuses: you’re late for work. How does your child get inside a daycare the fastest? Using their tiny baby legs, or being carried in by a sturdy adult?
Are they still hiring?
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Are they still hiring?
My Roman Empire is how many 80s cartoons started as greeting cards.
a group of cartoon animals including a raccoon a monkey and a panda are dancing together
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media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My Roman Empire is how many 80s cartoons started as greeting cards.
We’re going to write a sternly worded letter and then take a nap!
Jeffries on the arrest of Don Lemon: "The Trump administration has systematically targeted the free and fair press, because they want to intimidate America and oppose anyone who is not willing to bend the knee to their extremism. We are not going to be intimidated."
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
We’re going to write a sternly worded letter and then take a nap!
They’ve stopped being polite and are starting to get real.
Transportation Secretary Duffy: "Tim Walz, what are you doing? Why don't you have local law enforcement? Why don't they step up and provide assistance to make sure they can give some control to the citizens of Minnesota and keep them back from ICE when they do their work? That's the real question."
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
They’ve stopped being polite and are starting to get real.
ICE has the morals of an alley cat.
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
ICE has the morals of an alley cat.
Have you stopped tho think about how hard he’s dipping his quill in ink to draft a sternly worded letter? Let the man cook!
There are about 100 protesters outside Schumer’s building in the middle of the blizzard urging him to whip Dem votes against any more ICE/CBP funding.
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Have you stopped tho think about how hard he’s dipping his quill in ink to draft a sternly worded letter? Let the man cook!
Have you tried writing a letter?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
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January 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Have you tried writing a letter?
Watching the “discourse” on the other site about a live-action toy commercial and seeing the dumbest humans not get the most obvious gag about a name tag that literally puts half of the main characters name front and center in a wink wink sort of way.
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
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media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Watching the “discourse” on the other site about a live-action toy commercial and seeing the dumbest humans not get the most obvious gag about a name tag that literally puts half of the main characters name front and center in a wink wink sort of way.