Scott Bromley
@scottbromley.bsky.social
America has become a shitty FMV CD-ROM game from 1991.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
America has become a shitty FMV CD-ROM game from 1991.
Not heard in this scene, NIN’s “Closer”
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not heard in this scene, NIN’s “Closer”
Is there a Dad version of SNLs “Christmas Robe”?
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Is there a Dad version of SNLs “Christmas Robe”?
Was Liz Cheney not available?
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Was Liz Cheney not available?
Found an absolutely THRASHED vintage “Red Line” Hot Wheels car in the mud and snow near my in-laws farm house today. Oh the many seasons this car has seen.
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Found an absolutely THRASHED vintage “Red Line” Hot Wheels car in the mud and snow near my in-laws farm house today. Oh the many seasons this car has seen.
“And that doesn’t even include the tequila! That’s outrageous. We’ve go Joe Biden to thank for that.”
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“And that doesn’t even include the tequila! That’s outrageous. We’ve go Joe Biden to thank for that.”
But what if I want to stop being polite and start getting real?
Duffy: "Oftentimes we get weather that happens this time of year, so there gets to be some disruption. I just hope people pack their best attitudes and best spirits as they go to the airport."
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But what if I want to stop being polite and start getting real?
Step 1: A sternly worded letter.
Step 2: Complain how it’s unprecedented.
Step 3: Nap
Step 4: Another successful fight in the books for ‘ol Charlie Schumer!
Step 2: Complain how it’s unprecedented.
Step 3: Nap
Step 4: Another successful fight in the books for ‘ol Charlie Schumer!
Leader Schumer hinted today that legal action could be coming if the Trump admin does not comply with Friday's deadline to release the Epstein files.
"Obviously, we would pursue every legal, legislative and administrative way to get this done."
"Obviously, we would pursue every legal, legislative and administrative way to get this done."
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Step 1: A sternly worded letter.
Step 2: Complain how it’s unprecedented.
Step 3: Nap
Step 4: Another successful fight in the books for ‘ol Charlie Schumer!
Step 2: Complain how it’s unprecedented.
Step 3: Nap
Step 4: Another successful fight in the books for ‘ol Charlie Schumer!
We need MORE insurance mascots! That’ll fix the problem!
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We need MORE insurance mascots! That’ll fix the problem!
Tonight’s musical guest on SNL
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Tonight’s musical guest on SNL
When you have the “Road Work Ahead” Guy doing an easy to follow explainer of wealth disparity and Weird Al doing legitimate Rage Against the Machine covers in the span of a week I’d say 2026 is shaping up a bumpy (but necessary) ride.
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When you have the “Road Work Ahead” Guy doing an easy to follow explainer of wealth disparity and Weird Al doing legitimate Rage Against the Machine covers in the span of a week I’d say 2026 is shaping up a bumpy (but necessary) ride.
Time to wake Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from their slumber.
BREAKING: Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery, home to Harry Potter and Superman franchises, for $72 billion.
Netflix to acquire Warner Bros. studio and streaming business for $72 billion
Netflix has struck a deal with Warner Bros. Discovery to buy the legacy Hollywood giant’s studio and streaming business for $72 billion.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Time to wake Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from their slumber.
Me watching my music year in review.
a group of people are sitting in a room and one of them says please i have a child .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room and one of them says please i have a child .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me watching my music year in review.
Oh nothing, just watching my 4 year old blow up the Death Star on the mini Star Wars arcade game in his room via his baby monitor camera.
a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm
ALT: a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh nothing, just watching my 4 year old blow up the Death Star on the mini Star Wars arcade game in his room via his baby monitor camera.
“My wife and her all-girl punk band are on tour in Japan while I’m stuck home with the two toddler boys” is the weirdest flex/most horrifyingly true statement in my life right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“My wife and her all-girl punk band are on tour in Japan while I’m stuck home with the two toddler boys” is the weirdest flex/most horrifyingly true statement in my life right now.
The show changed my perception of what comedy could be for the better. Had a profound impact on me and my career.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The show changed my perception of what comedy could be for the better. Had a profound impact on me and my career.
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
I prefer to stop being polite and start getting real.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I prefer to stop being polite and start getting real.
As I was saying last week. Her retiring means one of two things. The ship
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
A friend of mine was a producer on an inside baseball political docuseries and I’ll never forget her telling me MTG was the scariest politician she met. Super cold and calculating beyond the wacky antics. If she was unafraid to jump ship the boat might really be sinking.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As I was saying last week. Her retiring means one of two things. The ship
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?