Bowser
@scottbowser.bsky.social
Pastry Chef, Sailor (Ret). Top-rated Uncle and Brother-in-Law. Sharp edge appreciator.
#SlavaUkraini #NAFO
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Bowser
@scottbowser.bsky.social
ยท May 8
GenX daily plan:
1. Drink from garden hose
2. Eat hot chip
3. Ride bike with no helmet
4. Lie
5. Make mix tape
6. Rewind VHS
1. Drink from garden hose
2. Eat hot chip
3. Ride bike with no helmet
4. Lie
5. Make mix tape
6. Rewind VHS
holy frijole
they need to be warriors in the fight against diabeetus, not immigrants
they need to be warriors in the fight against diabeetus, not immigrants
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
holy frijole
they need to be warriors in the fight against diabeetus, not immigrants
they need to be warriors in the fight against diabeetus, not immigrants
It's a pepper ball gun, still entirely fucked up though. These guys either have the loosest ROE ever or this clown is fucking up. Not that he'll be reprimanded for it or anything. More likely to get a letter of commendation from the ghouls in charge.
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's a pepper ball gun, still entirely fucked up though. These guys either have the loosest ROE ever or this clown is fucking up. Not that he'll be reprimanded for it or anything. More likely to get a letter of commendation from the ghouls in charge.
One of the most upward failing examples out there
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One of the most upward failing examples out there
No wonder the Heritage Foundation guy he nominated to lead BLS just dropped out. Couldn't or wouldn't cook those books fast and hard enough for Dear Leader.
October 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No wonder the Heritage Foundation guy he nominated to lead BLS just dropped out. Couldn't or wouldn't cook those books fast and hard enough for Dear Leader.
I can't believe these Sailors survived 2 weeks of hell on earth
September 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I can't believe these Sailors survived 2 weeks of hell on earth
a bombed-out husk, war is horrible
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
a bombed-out husk, war is horrible
The only other thing it compares to is getting scolded by the crazy grandma down the street.
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The only other thing it compares to is getting scolded by the crazy grandma down the street.
United in Impotence.
Trying to think of any time in the past 5 decades where a United Nations resolution on its own had an actual impact, instead of being not much more than a permission slip for a country/coalition to either attack or to look away with less guilt.
Trying to think of any time in the past 5 decades where a United Nations resolution on its own had an actual impact, instead of being not much more than a permission slip for a country/coalition to either attack or to look away with less guilt.
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
United in Impotence.
Trying to think of any time in the past 5 decades where a United Nations resolution on its own had an actual impact, instead of being not much more than a permission slip for a country/coalition to either attack or to look away with less guilt.
Trying to think of any time in the past 5 decades where a United Nations resolution on its own had an actual impact, instead of being not much more than a permission slip for a country/coalition to either attack or to look away with less guilt.
I can't bring myself to like it, the 666 likes is too perfect
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I can't bring myself to like it, the 666 likes is too perfect
and it was delicious, I miss it
September 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
and it was delicious, I miss it
I've seen the photographic evidence
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've seen the photographic evidence
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Take it in, but wear a nice outfit just in case. You don't want us heathens making fun of your sartorial choices when we find your pile of clothes.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Take it in, but wear a nice outfit just in case. You don't want us heathens making fun of your sartorial choices when we find your pile of clothes.
Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
in this case, their not sending there bist.
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
in this case, their not sending there bist.
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
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Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
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in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
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ok time to reset the timeline
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"the outrage needs to be maintained in stories like this so that they can have their full effect on the population of this country"
Dude just gave away the entire Fox game, although, to be fair, it's never been a secret
Dude just gave away the entire Fox game, although, to be fair, it's never been a secret
a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd and saying to be fair
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd and saying to be fair
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"the outrage needs to be maintained in stories like this so that they can have their full effect on the population of this country"
Dude just gave away the entire Fox game, although, to be fair, it's never been a secret
Dude just gave away the entire Fox game, although, to be fair, it's never been a secret
