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The exit through the gift shop guy.
I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic"

To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool.

One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social

touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
IT'S

The moving walkway exit is approaching.

NOT

The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.

THANK YOU
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony.

Feels like a metaphor.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context.

"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Celebrated 9 years of Rob Yeo Design by visiting Thorpe Park to see my rebrand work in action. Also got to ride Hyperia and dear lord, the ALTITUDE of that thing, it feels like falling from a plane!
August 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Once in a while I have to go to the farm, and it's weirdly nostalgic still. Not much left, but a special little retreat.
Thorpe Farm
📸 1998
August 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Well, I’m not far from 40 and I also support this terminology.
August 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That Singer: announces album
Rabid Fanbase: rams that there's an album announcement down everyone's throats via every meme possible

I am aware of the album, I don't care about the album. Please god leave me alone.
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2
August 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Beating the heat
August 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
August 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just saw Tim Minchin play an intimate gig of just him, some stories and a keyboard. And my life will never be the same again.
July 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So in an astonishing feat for my age, I have remembered that today is the 20th anniversary of my coming out. And while it hasn't perhaps been a perfect two decades, I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Next step, gay retirement 🌈
July 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Alert @robyeodesign.com - it looks like we're losing those final few pieces of classic MGM red and black signage.

(And the arch. But the signs!)
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Such a missed opportunity

#Rollercoaster #ThemePark #AmusementPark #ThrillRides #CoasterEnthusiast #AdrenalineJunkie #RidePhotography #ActionShot #SpeedPhotography #Excitement #LoopDeLoop #Inversions #Airtime #ThrillSeeker #ParkPhotography #RideCaptures #Photography #Shutterbug #CameraLife
July 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's happened. I've had a real life Pokémon moment - ✨️ a shiny! ✨️

(Albino european starling)
July 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM