Josh
@scissorsboi.bsky.social
The exit through the gift shop guy.
I finally did my horror nerd duty and got round to watching Phantasm. I'm so bewildered by what I just saw.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I finally did my horror nerd duty and got round to watching Phantasm. I'm so bewildered by what I just saw.
Look I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already.
They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.
They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Look I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already.
They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.
They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.
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This was the peak of architecture in society. It was all downhill from here.
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This was the peak of architecture in society. It was all downhill from here.
This is a banal post, but I'm at Southwark Playhouse tonight, first time since I saw The Rink and a lightbulb randomly fell off the rig and bonked an old lady on the head.
I missed being here, I love this theatre.
I missed being here, I love this theatre.
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This is a banal post, but I'm at Southwark Playhouse tonight, first time since I saw The Rink and a lightbulb randomly fell off the rig and bonked an old lady on the head.
I missed being here, I love this theatre.
I missed being here, I love this theatre.
This cannot fail. Please.
Muppet greatness. I need everyone to watch this so Disney sees the numbers and accidentally approves more Muppets.
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
This cannot fail. Please.
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Progress on this felt. As usual, it’s taking me longer than expected! I don’t know when I might start to expect that! #wip #textileart #needlefelt #forest
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Progress on this felt. As usual, it’s taking me longer than expected! I don’t know when I might start to expect that! #wip #textileart #needlefelt #forest
I know I'm many *many* years late, but after finally reading the Tales of the City books I'm finally starting the Netflix series.
I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.
I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I know I'm many *many* years late, but after finally reading the Tales of the City books I'm finally starting the Netflix series.
I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.
I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.
And with that the twenty twenty fi- NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE
two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
ALT: two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
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December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And with that the twenty twenty fi- NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE
December the 31st will show me which of the theme park content creators have actual morals, and which are willing to sell themselves out just to go on the speedy tall ride.
To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.
To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
December the 31st will show me which of the theme park content creators have actual morals, and which are willing to sell themselves out just to go on the speedy tall ride.
To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.
To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.
I am very much in the slim age bracket of people now longing for a North & South reunion so I can finally see Tarantinos New Star performed live.
And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!
And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am very much in the slim age bracket of people now longing for a North & South reunion so I can finally see Tarantinos New Star performed live.
And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!
And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!
What I'd do to be watching the end of day Cosmos Fountain show right now.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
What I'd do to be watching the end of day Cosmos Fountain show right now.
I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic"
To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic"
To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.
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A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool.
One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool.
One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.
IT'S
The moving walkway exit is approaching.
NOT
The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.
THANK YOU
The moving walkway exit is approaching.
NOT
The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.
THANK YOU
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
IT'S
The moving walkway exit is approaching.
NOT
The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.
THANK YOU
The moving walkway exit is approaching.
NOT
The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.
THANK YOU
A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony.
Feels like a metaphor.
Feels like a metaphor.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony.
Feels like a metaphor.
Feels like a metaphor.
Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.
My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context.
"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context.
"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.
I've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"
I miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.
I don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.
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Celebrated 9 years of Rob Yeo Design by visiting Thorpe Park to see my rebrand work in action. Also got to ride Hyperia and dear lord, the ALTITUDE of that thing, it feels like falling from a plane!
August 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Celebrated 9 years of Rob Yeo Design by visiting Thorpe Park to see my rebrand work in action. Also got to ride Hyperia and dear lord, the ALTITUDE of that thing, it feels like falling from a plane!
Once in a while I have to go to the farm, and it's weirdly nostalgic still. Not much left, but a special little retreat.
August 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Once in a while I have to go to the farm, and it's weirdly nostalgic still. Not much left, but a special little retreat.