Josh
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The exit through the gift shop guy.
Anyway. Here's a warthog.
August 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Anyway. Here's a warthog.
Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2
August 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2
So in an astonishing feat for my age, I have remembered that today is the 20th anniversary of my coming out. And while it hasn't perhaps been a perfect two decades, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Next step, gay retirement 🌈
Next step, gay retirement 🌈
July 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So in an astonishing feat for my age, I have remembered that today is the 20th anniversary of my coming out. And while it hasn't perhaps been a perfect two decades, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Next step, gay retirement 🌈
Next step, gay retirement 🌈
It's happened. I've had a real life Pokémon moment - ✨️ a shiny! ✨️
(Albino european starling)
(Albino european starling)
July 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It's happened. I've had a real life Pokémon moment - ✨️ a shiny! ✨️
(Albino european starling)
(Albino european starling)
A hellscape of an advert. Worth noting that the company is called Artisan which literally means a worker with specific skills.
Bleak.
Bleak.
June 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A hellscape of an advert. Worth noting that the company is called Artisan which literally means a worker with specific skills.
Bleak.
Bleak.
ASDA you can pick an ugly whimsical font all you want but you aren't distracting me from those insane ice cream prices.
June 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ASDA you can pick an ugly whimsical font all you want but you aren't distracting me from those insane ice cream prices.
I feel like Minnie is such an overlooked character in Bride of Frankenstein. Una O'Connor brings a level of camp, twitchy insanity to the role which adds a perfect balance to that of the male characters (and manages to steals every scene from them)
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I feel like Minnie is such an overlooked character in Bride of Frankenstein. Una O'Connor brings a level of camp, twitchy insanity to the role which adds a perfect balance to that of the male characters (and manages to steals every scene from them)
12 years on since the last tour. It's lovely to have new content relevant to my handle again ❤️
Alas now I am older and my body needs a full day to recover post gig.
Alas now I am older and my body needs a full day to recover post gig.
May 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
12 years on since the last tour. It's lovely to have new content relevant to my handle again ❤️
Alas now I am older and my body needs a full day to recover post gig.
Alas now I am older and my body needs a full day to recover post gig.
I can't unsee Ernie in the middle of it.
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can't unsee Ernie in the middle of it.
Oh great. Homestar Runner did a 25th Anniversary video. Guess it's time for me to retire.
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh great. Homestar Runner did a 25th Anniversary video. Guess it's time for me to retire.
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Completely unrelated to anything going on at Epcot right now. Here's one of my favourite Clueless Morgan lines..
...completely unrelated.
...completely unrelated.
March 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Completely unrelated to anything going on at Epcot right now. Here's one of my favourite Clueless Morgan lines..
...completely unrelated.
...completely unrelated.
Luckily for me, they're presented next to each other at The National Gallery in London ❤️
March 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Luckily for me, they're presented next to each other at The National Gallery in London ❤️
There are two paintings I would love to be able to live in. Both are by Constable, one is (predictably) The Hay Wain for its charming chocolate box view of life, and the other (presented without ego) is Cenotaph to the Memory of Sir Joshua Reynolds for the autumnal darkness (and slight eerieness).
March 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There are two paintings I would love to be able to live in. Both are by Constable, one is (predictably) The Hay Wain for its charming chocolate box view of life, and the other (presented without ego) is Cenotaph to the Memory of Sir Joshua Reynolds for the autumnal darkness (and slight eerieness).
Name a show you're positive no one remembers, but you.
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers, but you.
"The Elephant In The Room"
- Alexandra Burke
- Alexandra Burke
February 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"The Elephant In The Room"
- Alexandra Burke
- Alexandra Burke
Sure sure, it's great that I'm on a plane to see my boyfriend for the first time in four months. But in reality the most exciting thing is that THE REST OF THE ROW IS EMPTY ❤️
February 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sure sure, it's great that I'm on a plane to see my boyfriend for the first time in four months. But in reality the most exciting thing is that THE REST OF THE ROW IS EMPTY ❤️
I'm seeing &Juliet tomorrow for the first time since it closed in London. And I can't wait to throw some glitter make it rain.
January 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm seeing &Juliet tomorrow for the first time since it closed in London. And I can't wait to throw some glitter make it rain.
It's been 15 years since one of my all time favourite horror-comedies was released - if you haven't seen the wonderfully funny gorefest that is Tucker & Dale vs Evil then seek it out asap!
January 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's been 15 years since one of my all time favourite horror-comedies was released - if you haven't seen the wonderfully funny gorefest that is Tucker & Dale vs Evil then seek it out asap!
January 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hmm not that one, it was more like these (but it wasn't these, they're just the closest I can find atm)
January 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hmm not that one, it was more like these (but it wasn't these, they're just the closest I can find atm)
Happy new year. Here is my favourite GIF to celebrate.
January 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Happy new year. Here is my favourite GIF to celebrate.
Which benign TV character or personality did you harbour an irrational loathing of as a child? Me:
(Disclaimer: I was obsessed with this show, but my god she was a bore. When that sign span and you got her you know it was a long episode ahead. Stop putting pegs on things and give us Whybird please)
(Disclaimer: I was obsessed with this show, but my god she was a bore. When that sign span and you got her you know it was a long episode ahead. Stop putting pegs on things and give us Whybird please)
December 31, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Which benign TV character or personality did you harbour an irrational loathing of as a child? Me:
(Disclaimer: I was obsessed with this show, but my god she was a bore. When that sign span and you got her you know it was a long episode ahead. Stop putting pegs on things and give us Whybird please)
(Disclaimer: I was obsessed with this show, but my god she was a bore. When that sign span and you got her you know it was a long episode ahead. Stop putting pegs on things and give us Whybird please)
We all know the true meaning of Christmas is dogs and wrapping paper..
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 AM
We all know the true meaning of Christmas is dogs and wrapping paper..