Scientology Office of Special Affairs
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Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off.
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We certainly do not question Pam Bondi's integrity. Thank you for standing up and looking the other way on human trafficking. 🙏
I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.
Bondi to Blumenthal: "You lied. How dare you? I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We certainly do not question Pam Bondi's integrity. Thank you for standing up and looking the other way on human trafficking. 🙏
Don't look at us, it's not our fault everything's a fucked to death pile of hot garbage online. As we say, any "child" is just a thetan in a new body, which of course is our excuse for forcing child auditors to interrogate adults on sexual matters.
August 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Don't look at us, it's not our fault everything's a fucked to death pile of hot garbage online. As we say, any "child" is just a thetan in a new body, which of course is our excuse for forcing child auditors to interrogate adults on sexual matters.
who up squirrelin' they LRH tech
August 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
who up squirrelin' they LRH tech
Dressed far too casually, teeth in far too good condition, and curtains insufficiently tar-stained. Good speech cadence and hand gestures though.
3/10 our princess is on another planet
3/10 our princess is on another planet
July 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dressed far too casually, teeth in far too good condition, and curtains insufficiently tar-stained. Good speech cadence and hand gestures though.
3/10 our princess is on another planet
3/10 our princess is on another planet
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look at the shit Scientology pulled off at its peak despite being, comparatively, a tiny group of peoplr on the middle of the power tierlist at best
similarly, I think it is likely that there has been substantial collusion to cover up aspects of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and death, and to control the narrative after it
do I think that this is a secret cabal of abusers that goes All The Way to the Top? Almost certainly no!
do I think that this is a secret cabal of abusers that goes All The Way to the Top? Almost certainly no!
July 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
look at the shit Scientology pulled off at its peak despite being, comparatively, a tiny group of peoplr on the middle of the power tierlist at best
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Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
We have learned many members of the Sea Organization have deserted their Saint Hill Manor posts to join One Big Wife. We are working with East Grinstead councilors to prevent the spread of One Big Wife. Please do not propagate this entheta any further!
June 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We have learned many members of the Sea Organization have deserted their Saint Hill Manor posts to join One Big Wife. We are working with East Grinstead councilors to prevent the spread of One Big Wife. Please do not propagate this entheta any further!
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
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transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it
What is your favorite Jive Aces song? Sound off in the comments!
June 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What is your favorite Jive Aces song? Sound off in the comments!
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thetans is actually a mistranslation of "they/thems" from the original greek
May 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
thetans is actually a mistranslation of "they/thems" from the original greek
The best antidepressant is a Purification Rundown and ingesting carcinogenic amounts of niacin. The second best is reading your favorite L. Ron Hubbard novel in between scrubbing a dumpster with newspaper and vinegar and a plate of rice and beans. (We WILL put you on RPF's RPF if you sleep doing so)
if they get rid of antidepressants i'm pretty sure i'll just die so dems better figure out how to stop this shit
Roger Marshall: "60, 70 percent of adults on a prescription drug -- we can do better than this."
May 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The best antidepressant is a Purification Rundown and ingesting carcinogenic amounts of niacin. The second best is reading your favorite L. Ron Hubbard novel in between scrubbing a dumpster with newspaper and vinegar and a plate of rice and beans. (We WILL put you on RPF's RPF if you sleep doing so)
We stand with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as he works fastidiously to restore health of the body and mind to the rudiments. With the Big Beautiful Bill's coming victory in the Senate, government subsidies for three (3) free auditing sessions will be offered at your nearest Scientology org. #KSW🇺🇸
May 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We stand with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as he works fastidiously to restore health of the body and mind to the rudiments. With the Big Beautiful Bill's coming victory in the Senate, government subsidies for three (3) free auditing sessions will be offered at your nearest Scientology org. #KSW🇺🇸
Yes, we have watched Severance, and yes, we have sent field operatives to silence its production crew.
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yes, we have watched Severance, and yes, we have sent field operatives to silence its production crew.
We have been busy polishing our large wet son Grant Cardone's balls on X, the Everything App, though we are not above some "tough love", such as pointing out that he does in fact need to report to an Ethics Officer on account of his Los Angeles home burning down (obviously due to his crimes).
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We have been busy polishing our large wet son Grant Cardone's balls on X, the Everything App, though we are not above some "tough love", such as pointing out that he does in fact need to report to an Ethics Officer on account of his Los Angeles home burning down (obviously due to his crimes).
After numerous red flags in security checks, the US Department of Justice issues its first Suppressive Person declare, calling out Hon. John J. McConnell, Jr. (RI), as an "enemy of the Department of Government Efficiency", citing "failures to adhere to the doctrine of Keep Scientology Working"
February 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
After numerous red flags in security checks, the US Department of Justice issues its first Suppressive Person declare, calling out Hon. John J. McConnell, Jr. (RI), as an "enemy of the Department of Government Efficiency", citing "failures to adhere to the doctrine of Keep Scientology Working"
The Marcabians should have aimed higher: Rather than nuking the thetans inside a volcano, they could have shoved entire DC-8s worth of warheads into the crust of this LRH-forsaken planet and blown it to smithereens before we ever had the opportunity to live on this miserable heap of accreted rubble
someone should do something about that
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
February 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Marcabians should have aimed higher: Rather than nuking the thetans inside a volcano, they could have shoved entire DC-8s worth of warheads into the crust of this LRH-forsaken planet and blown it to smithereens before we ever had the opportunity to live on this miserable heap of accreted rubble
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For those outraged at Scientology's annual #Superbowl ad, here's your reminder that it's subsidized by the US taxpayer. #RevokeScientologyTaxExemption
February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
For those outraged at Scientology's annual #Superbowl ad, here's your reminder that it's subsidized by the US taxpayer. #RevokeScientologyTaxExemption
Satire is dead.
February 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Satire is dead.
Since the confirmation of Pamela Bondi as the Attorney General of the United States, in collaboration with the Religious Technology Center, the Department of Justice web site has been revamped to meet the expanding mission of government.
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Since the confirmation of Pamela Bondi as the Attorney General of the United States, in collaboration with the Religious Technology Center, the Department of Justice web site has been revamped to meet the expanding mission of government.
United States Attorney General Pam Bondi will soon be launching a new web portal at kr.gov to record all instances, at the state and Federal levels, of resistance to the ideal of Keep Scientology Working.
kr.gov
February 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
United States Attorney General Pam Bondi will soon be launching a new web portal at kr.gov to record all instances, at the state and Federal levels, of resistance to the ideal of Keep Scientology Working.
Mr. David Miscavige, the ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology and Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center, will be meeting with President Trump to enshrine Scientology's place in governance. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishment of The White House Faith Office
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,
www.whitehouse.gov
February 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mr. David Miscavige, the ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology and Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center, will be meeting with President Trump to enshrine Scientology's place in governance. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Agree that Nancy Pelosi is a degraded being? Reskeet this if you believe she should drop her body and report back to her nearest Ideal Org in 14 years.
Here’s Nancy Pelosi limping out of Congress following her hip replacement due to a fall sustained BECAUSE SHE’S 84
February 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Agree that Nancy Pelosi is a degraded being? Reskeet this if you believe she should drop her body and report back to her nearest Ideal Org in 14 years.