Scientology Office of Special Affairs
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Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off.
(If you need help escaping the Church of Scientology, please contact The Aftermath Foundation at https://theaftermathfoundation.org/)
(If you need help escaping the Church of Scientology, please contact The Aftermath Foundation at https://theaftermathfoundation.org/)
We have learned many members of the Sea Organization have deserted their Saint Hill Manor posts to join One Big Wife. We are working with East Grinstead councilors to prevent the spread of One Big Wife. Please do not propagate this entheta any further!
June 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We have learned many members of the Sea Organization have deserted their Saint Hill Manor posts to join One Big Wife. We are working with East Grinstead councilors to prevent the spread of One Big Wife. Please do not propagate this entheta any further!
We always wonder if our parishioners ever invoke this meme at the start of an auditing session.
April 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We always wonder if our parishioners ever invoke this meme at the start of an auditing session.
After numerous red flags in security checks, the US Department of Justice issues its first Suppressive Person declare, calling out Hon. John J. McConnell, Jr. (RI), as an "enemy of the Department of Government Efficiency", citing "failures to adhere to the doctrine of Keep Scientology Working"
February 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
After numerous red flags in security checks, the US Department of Justice issues its first Suppressive Person declare, calling out Hon. John J. McConnell, Jr. (RI), as an "enemy of the Department of Government Efficiency", citing "failures to adhere to the doctrine of Keep Scientology Working"
"Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off." makes it sound really official, alongside instructions for leaving the cult, eh? :P
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off." makes it sound really official, alongside instructions for leaving the cult, eh? :P
Satire is dead.
February 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Satire is dead.
Since the confirmation of Pamela Bondi as the Attorney General of the United States, in collaboration with the Religious Technology Center, the Department of Justice web site has been revamped to meet the expanding mission of government.
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Since the confirmation of Pamela Bondi as the Attorney General of the United States, in collaboration with the Religious Technology Center, the Department of Justice web site has been revamped to meet the expanding mission of government.
In any case, the post was meant to be a reference to a meme.
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
In any case, the post was meant to be a reference to a meme.
Please "help" our "cause" on Twitter!
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Please "help" our "cause" on Twitter!
Sir, please, this is a parody account
January 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sir, please, this is a parody account
You're goddamned right.
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You're goddamned right.
Ordinarily our Volunteer Ministers are the ones administering so-called personality tests, but today we have chosen to take one and settle, once and for all, where the Office of Special Affairs stands on this alignment chart.
As it happens, we are a bit girly.
As it happens, we are a bit girly.
January 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ordinarily our Volunteer Ministers are the ones administering so-called personality tests, but today we have chosen to take one and settle, once and for all, where the Office of Special Affairs stands on this alignment chart.
As it happens, we are a bit girly.
As it happens, we are a bit girly.
Zack de la Rocha, luminary and frontman for alternative metal-rap band Rage Against the Machine, mused inspirational in the 1999 album Battle of Los Angeles: "Hope lies in the smouldering rubble of empires." Let his wisdom be a reminder that the future is so much brighter than we can imagine. ▽θ△
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Zack de la Rocha, luminary and frontman for alternative metal-rap band Rage Against the Machine, mused inspirational in the 1999 album Battle of Los Angeles: "Hope lies in the smouldering rubble of empires." Let his wisdom be a reminder that the future is so much brighter than we can imagine. ▽θ△
The ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology, Mr. David Miscavige, would like to give a heartfelt welcome to Donald Trump back into the Oval Office. Our stats are about to be slonked SILLY STYLE.
January 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology, Mr. David Miscavige, would like to give a heartfelt welcome to Donald Trump back into the Oval Office. Our stats are about to be slonked SILLY STYLE.
No, it still is not okay to own nor play one of these.
January 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No, it still is not okay to own nor play one of these.
Scientology Media Productions is proud to once again photograph Volunteer Ministers and parishioners in yellow hats interfering with incident response. Do you want to star the 2025 New Year's Eve video spectacular? Call us.
January 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Scientology Media Productions is proud to once again photograph Volunteer Ministers and parishioners in yellow hats interfering with incident response. Do you want to star the 2025 New Year's Eve video spectacular? Call us.
Parishioners in the Church of Scientology start every morning before muster with a hearty meal consisting of leftover beans, two Kool menthol cigarettes, rice, and a thick niacin milkshake. What is your formula for success? Comment below 👇
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Parishioners in the Church of Scientology start every morning before muster with a hearty meal consisting of leftover beans, two Kool menthol cigarettes, rice, and a thick niacin milkshake. What is your formula for success? Comment below 👇
We are not about to be dead agented with your tracking payload. Who do you think we are, amateurs?
December 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
We are not about to be dead agented with your tracking payload. Who do you think we are, amateurs?
Somebody LEAKED our review of Linkin Park's latest album, From Zero, and we are FUMING. Enturbulated. Tone scale -40. 💢🤬👿😡
December 13, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Somebody LEAKED our review of Linkin Park's latest album, From Zero, and we are FUMING. Enturbulated. Tone scale -40. 💢🤬👿😡
buddy they won't even let US fuck the LRH busts
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
buddy they won't even let US fuck the LRH busts
It's time for #ThrowbackThursday! We are just under six months away from the next anniversary of the Freewinds Maiden Voyage!
December 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It's time for #ThrowbackThursday! We are just under six months away from the next anniversary of the Freewinds Maiden Voyage!
OSA Int remembers.
December 8, 2024 at 12:43 PM
OSA Int remembers.