Mephistopheles
@schwarzgerat.bsky.social
Bottomless pit middle management
Stimulants require higher energy/day so there’s an intuitive “window” for cognitive net benefits once energy is no longer scarce. It’s just overlocking. Of course you die sooner but
Caffeinated beverages may help protect the brain, study says reut.rs/4bJkx7F
Caffeinated beverages may help protect the brain, study says
Drinking a few cups of caffeinated coffee or tea every day may help in a small way to preserve brain power and prevent dementia, researchers reported on Monday.
reut.rs
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Stimulants require higher energy/day so there’s an intuitive “window” for cognitive net benefits once energy is no longer scarce. It’s just overlocking. Of course you die sooner but
Shackleton upon Hudson
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Shackleton upon Hudson
The Hudson keeps freezing upriver and when it gets a hair warmer the ice floes lazily drift past Manhattan into the bay throughout the workday. I wistfully watch them idle by in my cushy corner office on the 50th floor
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The Hudson keeps freezing upriver and when it gets a hair warmer the ice floes lazily drift past Manhattan into the bay throughout the workday. I wistfully watch them idle by in my cushy corner office on the 50th floor
A lot of people on here will say “you can tell this image was made with hate” when they really mean “I’m in this image and I don’t like it”
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A lot of people on here will say “you can tell this image was made with hate” when they really mean “I’m in this image and I don’t like it”
Something so paternalistic the way airlines are like “erm federal regulations state that you must comply with anything we say so respect us or it’s illegal”
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Something so paternalistic the way airlines are like “erm federal regulations state that you must comply with anything we say so respect us or it’s illegal”
Morning glory milking farm is “not quite my tempo”
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Morning glory milking farm is “not quite my tempo”
Road rage feels so good when you ain’t gotta bitch in your ear telling you it’s dangerous
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Road rage feels so good when you ain’t gotta bitch in your ear telling you it’s dangerous
Not actually. I wish though
Sipping on that lemonade that kills you
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not actually. I wish though
The lemonade that kills you is such a hilariously American problem. Only Americans would drink a gallon of lemonade in a sitting
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The lemonade that kills you is such a hilariously American problem. Only Americans would drink a gallon of lemonade in a sitting
Sipping on that lemonade that kills you
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sipping on that lemonade that kills you
Relationships were a lot more mysterious and magical before they put all the personality disorders in the DSM
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Relationships were a lot more mysterious and magical before they put all the personality disorders in the DSM
Como se dice “woke moralists”
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Como se dice “woke moralists”
Dostoevsky makes me grateful I’m not a subsistence farmer (or subsistence Em)
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dostoevsky makes me grateful I’m not a subsistence farmer (or subsistence Em)
For all you onanists this special night
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
For all you onanists this special night
Reposted by Mephistopheles
Large Korean man at the Bastille for Die Walküre rocking the sweats and slides. Thin wife is dressed pretty chic
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Large Korean man at the Bastille for Die Walküre rocking the sweats and slides. Thin wife is dressed pretty chic
Thought experiment: you kept buying groceries with your lunch credit which got you fired for cause before the Great Google Bull Run of 2025
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thought experiment: you kept buying groceries with your lunch credit which got you fired for cause before the Great Google Bull Run of 2025
Get a load of the absolute aura on these British dragoons during the peninsulan war
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Get a load of the absolute aura on these British dragoons during the peninsulan war
Reposted by Mephistopheles
burrito artillery corps: precision carnitas rain
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
burrito artillery corps: precision carnitas rain
The other liquid market is of course the strip of San Francisco Tech (SFT) contracts. NBC has higher banger potential but also much higher variance, SFT is a lot more predicable, used for follower growth and brand building. Typically traded by larger TPOT accounts for hedging purposes
CME “North Brooklyn Crude” microblog futures with physical delivery - no more than 150 tweets per 1000 shall be reply grade or lower
All my posts are reply-grade
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The other liquid market is of course the strip of San Francisco Tech (SFT) contracts. NBC has higher banger potential but also much higher variance, SFT is a lot more predicable, used for follower growth and brand building. Typically traded by larger TPOT accounts for hedging purposes
CME “North Brooklyn Crude” microblog futures with physical delivery - no more than 150 tweets per 1000 shall be reply grade or lower
All my posts are reply-grade
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CME “North Brooklyn Crude” microblog futures with physical delivery - no more than 150 tweets per 1000 shall be reply grade or lower
Large Korean man at the Bastille for Die Walküre rocking the sweats and slides. Thin wife is dressed pretty chic
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Large Korean man at the Bastille for Die Walküre rocking the sweats and slides. Thin wife is dressed pretty chic
In the land of the canard
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
In the land of the canard