schröbingus
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Certified Oregon™ Man (he/him, 19)
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American wine moms going hard for the Bluejays:
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
American wine moms going hard for the Bluejays:
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this gotta be the best idea i ever had. this feed is funnier than any of the other feeds i follow
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this gotta be the best idea i ever had. this feed is funnier than any of the other feeds i follow
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Aaron Rodericks now that bookmarks/private likes are a thing:
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aaron Rodericks now that bookmarks/private likes are a thing:
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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we have to kill the computer
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
we have to kill the computer
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The BSky moderation never could have handled Shinzo Abe being assassinated is what I’m learning
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The BSky moderation never could have handled Shinzo Abe being assassinated is what I’m learning
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mark cuban: i just invested $120 million into the japanese fuck doll market hoping they can create the most hyperreal dick feel for consumers
martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.
martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
mark cuban: i just invested $120 million into the japanese fuck doll market hoping they can create the most hyperreal dick feel for consumers
martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.
martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.
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man I love the phoronix forums. guys earnestly arguing 32 bit is superior in 2025 because "most new computers only have 4GB of RAM"
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
man I love the phoronix forums. guys earnestly arguing 32 bit is superior in 2025 because "most new computers only have 4GB of RAM"
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![Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster
@merriam-webster.c... • 17h
enshittification noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social
[Screenshot of the enshittification page on Merriam Websters website. It says where does enshittification come from and the entire page is covered in ads]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreicqj6ceehevsgs4dhtajor6aehaismo6dwhcy4vdrqozqusqptpii@jpeg)
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oh shit
September 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
oh shit
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so apparently the slang term for estradiol in china is "Debian install media" as the most common brand has a spiral on the box resembling the Debian logo
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
so apparently the slang term for estradiol in china is "Debian install media" as the most common brand has a spiral on the box resembling the Debian logo
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LOGGING ON
August 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
LOGGING ON
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you just know he’s crossin his fingers to land the CEO position that just opened up
July 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
you just know he’s crossin his fingers to land the CEO position that just opened up
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this is the glory of the costco hotdog, the dog of the proletariat (and you can get them and the buns inside the store itself and make em at home for even more proletarianisms)
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this is the glory of the costco hotdog, the dog of the proletariat (and you can get them and the buns inside the store itself and make em at home for even more proletarianisms)
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
theonion.com/why-do-...
theonion.com/why-do-...
June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
theonion.com/why-do-...
theonion.com/why-do-...
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world where p2p won:
Data centers aren't necessary for web sites. Most data centers are associated with AI or crypto. The former is useless, the latter is a ponzi scheme.
And you don't 'farm' beef.
And you don't 'farm' beef.
June 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
world where p2p won: