schröbingus
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Certified Oregon™ Man (he/him, 19)
What the fuck are these questions where is the "neither" option
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What the fuck are these questions where is the "neither" option
IT WASN'T EVEN TIME ZONED PROPERLY LMAO
(for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)
(for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
IT WASN'T EVEN TIME ZONED PROPERLY LMAO
(for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)
(for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)
>"continue his work"
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
>"continue his work"
>be a graduating HS senior
>"hey go to NYU"
>get accepted and enroll
>pay $62k tuition in your first year alone
>barely any aid applied
>lotta fees tho
>find housing in manhattan
>repeat for 3 more years
>graduate
>acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity
>degree revoked
Why the fuck do people go here?
>"hey go to NYU"
>get accepted and enroll
>pay $62k tuition in your first year alone
>barely any aid applied
>lotta fees tho
>find housing in manhattan
>repeat for 3 more years
>graduate
>acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity
>degree revoked
Why the fuck do people go here?
May 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
>be a graduating HS senior
>"hey go to NYU"
>get accepted and enroll
>pay $62k tuition in your first year alone
>barely any aid applied
>lotta fees tho
>find housing in manhattan
>repeat for 3 more years
>graduate
>acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity
>degree revoked
Why the fuck do people go here?
>"hey go to NYU"
>get accepted and enroll
>pay $62k tuition in your first year alone
>barely any aid applied
>lotta fees tho
>find housing in manhattan
>repeat for 3 more years
>graduate
>acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity
>degree revoked
Why the fuck do people go here?
TIL starbucks got mogged by some dude in the 30s
May 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
TIL starbucks got mogged by some dude in the 30s
I mean there was unironically a free instant messenger back in prehistoric times called "XChat," without the spice (assumably)
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I mean there was unironically a free instant messenger back in prehistoric times called "XChat," without the spice (assumably)
Actually, the ragebait title is perfect, because it acts as a honeypot for people that treat this site like a federal bicameral legislature
April 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Actually, the ragebait title is perfect, because it acts as a honeypot for people that treat this site like a federal bicameral legislature
This is the pinnacle of all engineering and invention ever conceived by the human race
April 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is the pinnacle of all engineering and invention ever conceived by the human race
What the FUCK is """vibe coding???"""
March 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What the FUCK is """vibe coding???"""
I know I keep saying this, but how small privacy-respecting competitors like Mycroft were financially blown off by investors, while those same guys invest and STILL invest in megacorps like Amazon crippling consumer choice and privacy?
Like that's gotta be one of the economic war crimes of all time
Like that's gotta be one of the economic war crimes of all time
March 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I know I keep saying this, but how small privacy-respecting competitors like Mycroft were financially blown off by investors, while those same guys invest and STILL invest in megacorps like Amazon crippling consumer choice and privacy?
Like that's gotta be one of the economic war crimes of all time
Like that's gotta be one of the economic war crimes of all time
I'm a CS undergraduate, relatively amateurish in data science, who uses a 2020 Air with one of those god forbid WD Elements external drives. I have tried many datasets WELL over 60K successfully, and without bottleneck for obvious reasons.
This makes these deranged bird app comments all the funnier
This makes these deranged bird app comments all the funnier
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm a CS undergraduate, relatively amateurish in data science, who uses a 2020 Air with one of those god forbid WD Elements external drives. I have tried many datasets WELL over 60K successfully, and without bottleneck for obvious reasons.
This makes these deranged bird app comments all the funnier
This makes these deranged bird app comments all the funnier
Me when I plan to buy a set of mini PCs for a miniature server rack, only for some guy to make a popular video on them and jack up the prices in the process
March 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me when I plan to buy a set of mini PCs for a miniature server rack, only for some guy to make a popular video on them and jack up the prices in the process
This reminded me that I have this in my shitpost folder for some reason
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This reminded me that I have this in my shitpost folder for some reason
We takin a ferry to Pusha T Island with this one 🗣️🗣️
February 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We takin a ferry to Pusha T Island with this one 🗣️🗣️
>reads liberal newspapers comments
>"One of my loved ones just got excluded out of the law entirely for reference"
>"LMAO L bozo she shouldn't have lied and said that she exists, I guess I'll identify as a mercury particle"
Why is it always these weirdos under these op-eds?
>"One of my loved ones just got excluded out of the law entirely for reference"
>"LMAO L bozo she shouldn't have lied and said that she exists, I guess I'll identify as a mercury particle"
Why is it always these weirdos under these op-eds?
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
>reads liberal newspapers comments
>"One of my loved ones just got excluded out of the law entirely for reference"
>"LMAO L bozo she shouldn't have lied and said that she exists, I guess I'll identify as a mercury particle"
Why is it always these weirdos under these op-eds?
>"One of my loved ones just got excluded out of the law entirely for reference"
>"LMAO L bozo she shouldn't have lied and said that she exists, I guess I'll identify as a mercury particle"
Why is it always these weirdos under these op-eds?
The milk left in the original OP's replies section has aged so badly the milk has turned darker than the color black itself
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The milk left in the original OP's replies section has aged so badly the milk has turned darker than the color black itself
Holy fuck Limp Bizkit
January 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Holy fuck Limp Bizkit
Thinking of getting a Pebble watch
January 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thinking of getting a Pebble watch
I'm listening to G-funk on melatonin rn, this is how I feel during this timely earth rotation
January 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I'm listening to G-funk on melatonin rn, this is how I feel during this timely earth rotation
Okay this one especially hits home (literally) as incredibly shitty
December 31, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Okay this one especially hits home (literally) as incredibly shitty
