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TimmySchneeks
@schneety.bsky.social
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Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.
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phineas.bsky.social
Sorry it’s time to post the dumb cartoon I drew that one time Charles Darwin’s birthday fell on Mardi Gras but now I post every year regardless
A pencil drawing of Charles Darwin, with fully clothed and bearded, holding up both hands where he has little birds perched on each forefinger. Text below reads: Charles Darwin shows off his pair of great tits. This is a joke about his birthday sometimes coinciding with Mardi Gras. If you require further explanation let me know.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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kitbashedgaming.bsky.social
3 Years Ago: The Grubbutcher my Ogor Tyrantess and her mercenaries breach the walls of Excelsis.

#warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
schneety.bsky.social
Got some magic rocks in the mail from @rollgothica.bsky.social

Jodie these are flippin' rad!

#Nerdlings #Indie26
2 sets of 6D6 from Roll Gothica - both black, one with gold numbers and the other with rose gold numbers and green/pink foiling
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
schneety.bsky.social
#wipwednesday slowly getting through these scorpions. Next step after brass will be to see if gold will clash with the brass for the gem settings and sword hilts.

#warhammercommunity #nerdlings
10 striking scorpions in green with details blacked out and starting some brass basecoats. 2 shrine token thingies behind 'em
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
schneety.bsky.social
This poor lil guy cracked a toenail something fierce running on the snow and ice. That deer won't be coming back anytime soon though I tell you what.

(Shortly after this he was up and prancing around so he's doing great)
Mozzie the dark grey dog with one white front paw lies in bed with a big bandage wrapped around the other paw.
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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weratedogs.com
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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auntietiffa.bsky.social
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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tabletopminions.bsky.social
Just so we’re clear - every time you use AI for some dumb new profile pic or other lame trash - the price of your video game hardware goes up even more. You’re doing this to yourself and everyone else - for AI slop: aftermath.site/steam-machin...
The Steam Machine Has Been Delayed Because Stupid Little Babies Can't Stop Using AI To Write Their Emails
'The limited availability and growing prices of these critical components mean we must revisit our exact shipping schedule and pricing'
aftermath.site
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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sixdiceskills.bsky.social
Starting a thread of Age of Sigmar Players and Tournament organisers and trying to build a community vibe here on bluesky.

Tag yourself if you want people to follow your AOS journey
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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sixdiceskills.bsky.social
My review of the New Lumineth book for Age of Sigmar 4. Its craaaaaazzzzzzy
Please share

youtu.be/PMfXy4g9OcM
Battletome Lumineth Realm-Lords 2026 - Full Review | Age of Sigmar 4
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February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
schneety.bsky.social
For #WIPWednesday, painting some other green things. Here's 4 out of the 10 in progress Striking Salamanders. I mean Scorpions.

#warhammercommunity #nerdlings
4 eldar striking scorpions in striking green, with details blacked out ready for metallics and other accent colors
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
January is over so it’s time for a new comp.

This month the theme is…what’s wrong with you?

Your objective is to create a miniature with something wrong with it.

Glass hammer? Magnus the Bread? Dildo Baggins? Go wild.

Rules on skeet 2 (please read them)

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

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A warhound titan striding across snow behind a large boulder and a cherry tree. Its painted in gold with blue and white china armour
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 2 by @zufosfatebreaker.bsky.social

Doomseeker

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Doomseeker is cornered in the Silver Tower by Karic Acolytes Doomseeker against a coloured background doomseeker being held up Doomseeker on a white background
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
schneety.bsky.social
Holy moly look at those wings! Go check out the rest of the #MiniOfTheMonth entries too!
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 12 by @tokolope.bsky.social

Samsāra

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Four photos of Yndrasta, an Age of Sigmar Stormcast painted to resemble a phoenix using yellows and reds on white armor. She is holding up a spear and sword in their respective hands while looking down on a scenic base covered in spring flowers. Four photos of Yndrasta, an Age of Sigmar Stormcast painted to resemble a phoenix using yellows and reds on white armor. She is holding up a spear and sword in their respective hands while looking down on a scenic base covered in spring flowers. Four photos of Yndrasta, an Age of Sigmar Stormcast painted to resemble a phoenix using yellows and reds on white armor. She is holding up a spear and sword in their respective hands while looking down on a scenic base covered in spring flowers. Four photos of Yndrasta, an Age of Sigmar Stormcast painted to resemble a phoenix using yellows and reds on white armor. She is holding up a spear and sword in their respective hands while looking down on a scenic base covered in spring flowers.
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 11 by @moah3.bsky.social

Evil Awakens

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A miniature diorama with a sarcophagus surrounded by columns disposed into a half circle. The columns are painted into an ivory white, while the floor is painted various shades of grey/blue. On top of the sarcophagus is the miniature of a vampire platypus person rising in the air, with bat wings unfurled and a blue cape. On the floor is the platypus vampire hunter, jumping backwards and aiming his crossbow at the vampire. A miniature diorama with a sarcophagus surrounded by columns disposed into a half circle. The columns are painted into an ivory white, while the floor is painted various shades of grey/blue. On top of the sarcophagus is the miniature of a vampire platypus person rising in the air, with bat wings unfurled and a blue cape. On the floor is the platypus vampire hunter, jumping backwards and aiming his crossbow at the vampire. A miniature diorama with a sarcophagus surrounded by columns disposed into a half circle. The columns are painted into an ivory white, while the floor is painted various shades of grey/blue. On top of the sarcophagus is the miniature of a vampire platypus person rising in the air, with bat wings unfurled and a blue cape. On the floor is the platypus vampire hunter, jumping backwards and aiming his crossbow at the vampire. A miniature diorama with a sarcophagus surrounded by columns disposed into a half circle. The columns are painted into an ivory white, while the floor is painted various shades of grey/blue. On top of the sarcophagus is the miniature of a vampire platypus person rising in the air, with bat wings unfurled and a blue cape. On the floor is the platypus vampire hunter, jumping backwards and aiming his crossbow at the vampire.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 9 by @garfytop.bsky.social

Tomb Scorpion

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A long deceased Tomb Prince is encapsulated in a bone construct resembling a giant Scorpion with a skull-faced scarab beetle for a head, his regeneration brings life to the construct so he may live again. A long deceased Tomb Prince is encapsulated in a bone construct resembling a giant Scorpion with a skull-faced scarab beetle for a head, his regeneration brings life to the construct so he may live again. A long deceased Tomb Prince is encapsulated in a bone construct resembling a giant Scorpion with a skull-faced scarab beetle for a head, his regeneration brings life to the construct so he may live again. A long deceased Tomb Prince is encapsulated in a bone construct resembling a giant Scorpion with a skull-faced scarab beetle for a head, his regeneration brings life to the construct so he may live again.
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 8 by @lupusamicus.bsky.social

Everything that ends is also the beginning of something else.

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
No matter how monstrous are dragons be they Shadow, Fire or ICE. When defeated they make for great fertilizer. No matter how monstrous are dragons be they Shadow, Fire or ICE. When defeated they make for great fertilizer. No matter how monstrous are dragons be they Shadow, Fire or ICE. When defeated they make for great fertilizer. No matter how monstrous are dragons be they Shadow, Fire or ICE. When defeated they make for great fertilizer.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 6 by @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social

This is not the end: The Circle of Life (Oil)

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A three-tier diorama. On top is a modern petrol station, with oil drilling rigs in the background. In the middle a length of pipe with drill bits is drilling down through the earth. Finally, a Seraphon Warrior riding his dino-steed in a jungle setting. A three-tier diorama. On top is a modern petrol station, with oil drilling rigs in the background. In the middle a length of pipe with drill bits is drilling down through the earth. Finally, a Seraphon Warrior riding his dino-steed in a jungle setting. A three-tier diorama. On top is a modern petrol station, with oil drilling rigs in the background. In the middle a length of pipe with drill bits is drilling down through the earth. Finally, a Seraphon Warrior riding his dino-steed in a jungle setting. A three-tier diorama. On top is a modern petrol station, with oil drilling rigs in the background. In the middle a length of pipe with drill bits is drilling down through the earth. Finally, a Seraphon Warrior riding his dino-steed in a jungle setting.
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 1 by @lignesdorages.bsky.social

this is not the end.

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Unholy Reliquary by Games Workshop (with an added shovel) Unholy Reliquary by Games Workshop (with an added shovel) Unholy Reliquary by Games Workshop (with an added shovel) Unholy Reliquary by Games Workshop (with an added shovel)
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Mini of the month - Rebirth

Entry 3 by @tristanwelsh.bsky.social

The circle of strife. 

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A decayed goblin skeleton in black robes stands in a woodland scene. A gigantic red cap mushroom sprouts from the cap of its robes and smaller mushrooms are growing from inside the hanging skeletal jaw. The goblin holds a giant scythe that is covered in bright green lichen. A spiders web is being strung between the blade tip and the handle. The wooden base has a collection of different mushrooms sprouting from it.  A decayed goblin skeleton in black robes stands in a woodland scene. A gigantic red cap mushroom sprouts from the cap of its robes and smaller mushrooms are growing from inside the hanging skeletal jaw. The goblin holds a giant scythe that is covered in bright green lichen. A spiders web is being strung between the blade tip and the handle. The wooden base has a collection of different mushrooms sprouting from it.  A decayed goblin skeleton in black robes stands in a woodland scene. A gigantic red cap mushroom sprouts from the cap of its robes and smaller mushrooms are growing from inside the hanging skeletal jaw. The goblin holds a giant scythe that is covered in bright green lichen. A spiders web is being strung between the blade tip and the handle. The wooden base has a collection of different mushrooms sprouting from it.  A decayed goblin skeleton in black robes stands in a woodland scene. A gigantic red cap mushroom sprouts from the cap of its robes and smaller mushrooms are growing from inside the hanging skeletal jaw. The goblin holds a giant scythe that is covered in bright green lichen. A spiders web is being strung between the blade tip and the handle. The wooden base has a collection of different mushrooms sprouting from it. 
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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andycruns.bsky.social
Happy Friday everyone. Apparently it’s STILL January.

Anyway, this week the theme is…gribbly.

So let’s see monsters.

As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it!

#Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A tyranid prime miniature painted with red skin and blue/green claws and carapace. It’s standing on a rocky floor with bright pink plants growing around it
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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nhelks.bsky.social
Monster? More like “monstrously” fun to paint.

#Warhammer
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
A kitbashed wh40k ogre. Another kitbashed Necromunda ogre. One more wh40k ogre. A completely different Blood Bowl Ogre.
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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zufosfatebreaker.bsky.social
Lord-Arcanum on Tauralon cos he don't get many chances to be seen now.
Lord-Arcanum on Tauralon
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 AM
schneety.bsky.social
Close to done with these, had to stick 'em on bases and open up the new world war ruins #jhbackdrops. First page was quite fitting!

#warhammercommunity #nerdlings #wepaintminis
Three salamander bladeguard veterans in green black and gold, with a molten effect on their power swords. They are behind barricades (to hide their unfinished bases shhhh) and in front of a firey #jhbackdrops
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM