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The Protagonist
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Don't mind me
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He is me. I am he. We are the same.🤝🏽
I'll stop reading a sentence once it gets to "DJ Vlad"
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
2 things I wish I never experienced this all star:

Ludacris doing whatever he did.

Brandy trying to doo wop the national anthem. (Arrangement was nice tho lol)
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Arrangement dope tho
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Is Brandy singing this or are the background singers?
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Thom Browne is killing everything right now
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Luda coulda skipped this and the NBA coulda skipped Luda.
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What are all these turnovers!!! Get it together Jayhawks!!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Petraeus got that bitcoin from Trump right before the interview with @velshi.com.. Key giveaways were the usage of "biggest in history" and "largest in history." Lol.. He got Manchurian'd..
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Never forget that kids, white kids, marched for their lives and white men in government said "awww that's nice."

To expect these people to do anything is a crackhead's wish.
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Not many congressional hearings are remembered throughout history. Mostly because they aren't attached to some other huge moment. If (big if) Dems get control and have public hearings, and there is some accountability, this hearing will be remembered lol.
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
She sounds just like the original.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Everytime Pam Bondi starts raging, all I hear is:
a little girl is sitting on a couch with the words marcia on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with the words marcia on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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People want their reps to act like RHOA/LHH cast members and then wonder why nothing gets done
Jasmine Crockett having that xenophobic “We ain’t picking cotton no mo!” Speech while receiving money from AIPAC to then superimpose Bad Bunny, a person from a colony of the US, onto an Obama poster has so many layers of symbolism that you could write a college thesis paper about it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I love that when my friends get dogs, they immediately hit me up for advice lol.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Gaga was random
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
No clue what he is saying but the storytelling doesn't require understanding of the language. Really enjoying this Halftime Show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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i was not prepared for the purse at the end.

target lost their damn minds 💀
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Are there any local Twin Cities photographers on here who’d be willing to let me borrow their Mamiya RZ or RB 67 for a photo project? 🫶🏾
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
TI is cooking 50 in a verzuz. And it's not close.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Jermaine is rap rapping on this album
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I love the whole process of going to the Go Go now. The excitement. The plan making. Don't like the prices but you gonna see me in there for sure lol.
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Dear Lord,

Thank you for allowing me to live a life in which I don't have to stand in front of a gas station or liquor store.

Amen
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Bad Bunny will be one of those artists that will be remembered for his messaging just as much as his music. He will be a folk hero. I haven't heard 3 Bad Bunny songs, but I am a huge fan. I won't have a clue what he is saying during his Super Bowl performance but I know I'm gonna enjoy it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The quotes ❤️
In honor of the 2nd day of Black History Month, what is your favorite NON laborious thing about black men?
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Men don't owe anyone service lol

Yall wild lol
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM