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The Protagonist
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Don't mind me
Somebody is putting the turkey in the oven right now and ruining Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Let's get to smoking
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by The Protagonist
Every 3rd reel is a mac and cheese recipe. Ain’t no way you still don’t know how to make it by now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What are you tasked with making this Thanksgiving?

My family tasked me with the leg of lamb. Currently marinating. Gonna smoke it early in the morning. Good 4 hour smoke job.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My last contract was with a Housing advocate and let me tell ya, RealPage is RealFuckUp.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This a waste of money for them, but it's their complete bottom line. So they gotta try, cuz they gonna be out of business otherwise.
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.

RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If I didn't have people that love me, I would take the L on Hegseth for the betterment of the world.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why is this nigga standing so close to me 😩
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ja morant is a bust. Nah quite kwame brown level but he's up there.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I can't wait for Pete hegesth to be a civilian so he can get jumped
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Violence against women irks the shit out of me. Cuz you a whole man bruh. Unless your life is in danger, you got plenty of options. Like walking away.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If my girl is fighting another chick, I'm snatching my girl up and getting her outta there. Cuz why you fighting?

The last thing I will think to do is strangle the girl she fighting.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"You can help her and get killed"

I don't want to die unnecessarily but fam that's an honorable way to go. Big up a big object and BONG!! Night night nigga!
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don't understand how you can watch a young man choke a young woman out and all you got for him is "yo bro chill"

Knock his bitchass out..

BONG!! Night night.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My family is mostly women. My grandparents on my mom's side had 8 kids and 6 were girls. My grandfather was super protective of his girls. He passed that authority to his sons. And they passed that to my generation of cousins. I never seen a man hit a woman in my family or friend circle.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The reason women get beat up and killed in relationships is not because she chooses incorrectly, it's because niggas around the man let him be a bitchass nigga his whole life.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This might sound weird unless you have some music knowledge but I think black people naturally have the "e" and "a" in their rhythm and white people do not. That's why they look so fucking stiff.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hannah is a stone cold killer
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think I want to see Deon Cole.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wanna goto the club jus to hear the Errytime remix
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's weird when Dj Khalid says "nigga" too. Might just be me tho
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Alert for DC folks
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Aye it's so "YOOOO REMEMBER THIS" bangers on here!
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Does anyone have a 2010s club playlist? Or early 2000s?
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM