Schlist
@schlist.bsky.social
Winner of the Headmaster’s prize for Logic 1989
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
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This is the way. To truly get past nicotine, your brain needs to down-regulate the number of nicotinic receptors in your brain and resensitise to nicotine, a process that takes about three months (I think). That won’t happen if you’re still feeding yourself nicotine.
am doing it without gum/lollipops/whatever else as I've decided to just white-knuckle it and it's mostly going well, except that now I'm out of the house and realising that my main coping mechanism, "screaming for a few seconds", just doesn't really work as well in public
June 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is the way. To truly get past nicotine, your brain needs to down-regulate the number of nicotinic receptors in your brain and resensitise to nicotine, a process that takes about three months (I think). That won’t happen if you’re still feeding yourself nicotine.
New PB for child 1 - he managed to squirrel 29 books under his bed when asked to tidy his room
#ohtobe10again
#ohtobe10again
March 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
New PB for child 1 - he managed to squirrel 29 books under his bed when asked to tidy his room
#ohtobe10again
#ohtobe10again
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January 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking
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freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
The new comedian: My mum was a half full cup, my dad was a half empty cup so that’s why I’m full FUCKED UP. AMIRIGHT??? Is this thing on?
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
The new comedian: My mum was a half full cup, my dad was a half empty cup so that’s why I’m full FUCKED UP. AMIRIGHT??? Is this thing on?
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Audiobook narrator: The cup should hold no carbonated beverage and should be kept well away from the mic
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Audiobook narrator: The cup should hold no carbonated beverage and should be kept well away from the mic
November 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)
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Apologies in advance - the tipping point for this site aligns, unfortunately, with the time of year at which I wang on incessantly about mince pies (which I love) and those who make them (about whom I’m less fond), and pass judgement. For the 4 or 5 people currently following, it’ll be over soon…
November 17, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Apologies in advance - the tipping point for this site aligns, unfortunately, with the time of year at which I wang on incessantly about mince pies (which I love) and those who make them (about whom I’m less fond), and pass judgement. For the 4 or 5 people currently following, it’ll be over soon…