Schlist
@schlist.bsky.social
Winner of the Headmaster’s prize for Logic 1989
None of this should be a surprise
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
None of this should be a surprise
Did a forensic medicine course at uni in which we discussed aging a body by what was eating it - usually insects (they eat in a predictable species order). We did discuss pets - dogs are usually pretty good boys and girls, often guarding the body. Cats are shits though, especially if you bleed.
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did a forensic medicine course at uni in which we discussed aging a body by what was eating it - usually insects (they eat in a predictable species order). We did discuss pets - dogs are usually pretty good boys and girls, often guarding the body. Cats are shits though, especially if you bleed.
Obvious loophole - just call him a dead cunt
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Obvious loophole - just call him a dead cunt
Well, as a fellow Brit and former resident of Orange County, learning the Dodgers won WILL spoil your morning, especially having gone to bed with the Jays 3-0 up…
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Well, as a fellow Brit and former resident of Orange County, learning the Dodgers won WILL spoil your morning, especially having gone to bed with the Jays 3-0 up…
He seems to be moving towards a post-Salah 4-3-2-1, with Gakpo out, Salah sold (?), Ekitike and Wirtz as 10s, full backs providing width. Maybe 3-4-2-1? To do either properly needs another 6 (Anderson / Wharton?) or a ball playing CB (Guehi?). Not sure what that means for this season?
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
He seems to be moving towards a post-Salah 4-3-2-1, with Gakpo out, Salah sold (?), Ekitike and Wirtz as 10s, full backs providing width. Maybe 3-4-2-1? To do either properly needs another 6 (Anderson / Wharton?) or a ball playing CB (Guehi?). Not sure what that means for this season?
“Low level mental health problems”. WTAF?
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Low level mental health problems”. WTAF?
Clashed with frottage subgroup meeting
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Clashed with frottage subgroup meeting
“Needs to apply himself”
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Needs to apply himself”
Worst chip shop in Whitby (of the ones we tested), you’re missing nothing. We (Mrs Schlist, m10y, m6y and I) systematically worked through several over Easter. Try Trenchers (main branch).
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Worst chip shop in Whitby (of the ones we tested), you’re missing nothing. We (Mrs Schlist, m10y, m6y and I) systematically worked through several over Easter. Try Trenchers (main branch).
So… not a peace, an ultimatum with an extermination order attached?
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So… not a peace, an ultimatum with an extermination order attached?
I work in Germany, the trains are dreadful and unreliable, and acknowledged to be so. Cheap maybe, but awful.
September 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I work in Germany, the trains are dreadful and unreliable, and acknowledged to be so. Cheap maybe, but awful.
Is she a chimpanzee?
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Is she a chimpanzee?
It’s nearly always fuck up rather than conspiracy, particularly among the eejits that guy hires.
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s nearly always fuck up rather than conspiracy, particularly among the eejits that guy hires.
Of course (*hides tissues, whistles nonchalantly*)
August 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Of course (*hides tissues, whistles nonchalantly*)
Happy to spot her a fifty if it’s come to that
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Happy to spot her a fifty if it’s come to that
And this is why we come to Fesshole
August 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
And this is why we come to Fesshole
Could have had Dean Stanley in the list somewhere, perhaps. Lovely film.
August 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Could have had Dean Stanley in the list somewhere, perhaps. Lovely film.
GIVE A MAN A FISH, YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO FISH, HE EATS FOR A LIFETIME. UNLESS HE THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH JABRONI HULK HOGAN
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
GIVE A MAN A FISH, YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO FISH, HE EATS FOR A LIFETIME. UNLESS HE THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH JABRONI HULK HOGAN
This is good advice. I took my kids to Gifford’s circus last week and it was haphazardly wonderful, and obviously the kids loved it, but… I’d really love just to go to the evening performance with the missus, have a cozy drink or two. Maybe next year when the kids aren’t looking.
July 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is good advice. I took my kids to Gifford’s circus last week and it was haphazardly wonderful, and obviously the kids loved it, but… I’d really love just to go to the evening performance with the missus, have a cozy drink or two. Maybe next year when the kids aren’t looking.