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not your lawyer
@schizesq.bsky.social
civil litigator | toddler mom | bourbon drinker

Annapolis, MD
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Trump’s first post this morning.
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One minute you’re playing the blippi tractor song for your toddler, and the next you’re moving to dismiss a mechanics lien because the tractor done fucked up…

Life comes at you fast
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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motion to change the course of history, or in the alternative, motion to have a beer at lunch
November 21, 2024 at 1:40 AM
mood
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Best advice I can give to law students & new attys: send the freaking email.

One of our interns said she was nervous to ask about staying on next semester bc she didn’t want to seem presumptuous… little did she know partners had been talking about wanting her to stay.

Send the email.
November 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Joined yesterday & still struggling to find some of my #lawtwitter & #appellatetwitter friends; help a girl out!!!

Is there a better hashtag in here to use? LOL
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
One of those hard law days where I’m having to remind myself that most things are fixable, I’m still learning, & 20 years from now this will just be another case I worked on
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Genuine question—if Dept of Education is abolished, will management of student loan repayment plans just… move to a different agency?
November 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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hi! I haven’t been active on here in over a year but I’m back & looking to connect with my fellow law people & swifties! #lawsky #swifties
November 12, 2024 at 12:54 AM
What do we have to do to get Taylor on here now
November 12, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Trying to find my bird app pals here by frantically looking through who y’all are following & it has me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Hiiii, moved over here from the other app. Feels ~weird~
November 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM