Scary Science Guy
@scaryscienceguy.bsky.social
🌊🌊🌊 Retired scientist in the PNW. Democrat and proud of it. I'm scary to repubs 'cause I believe in science. No DMs.
Naming everything "Trump" is like the Forest Service marking trees to be cut down.
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Naming everything "Trump" is like the Forest Service marking trees to be cut down.
TFW you're tracking your Amazon package, it's one stop away!, and the car pulls into a restaurant to eat.
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
TFW you're tracking your Amazon package, it's one stop away!, and the car pulls into a restaurant to eat.
Seahawks by 21.
Their momentum is so high they could bend spacetime.
Their momentum is so high they could bend spacetime.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Seahawks by 21.
Their momentum is so high they could bend spacetime.
Their momentum is so high they could bend spacetime.
Drumpf didn't get the Heisman Trophy either, so no more college football. 😞
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Drumpf didn't get the Heisman Trophy either, so no more college football. 😞
Any and all awards to Drumpf should be awarded posthumously and as soon as possible.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Any and all awards to Drumpf should be awarded posthumously and as soon as possible.
I've got 256 reasons to support 8-bit resurgence and 4,294,967,296 reasons why I don't.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I've got 256 reasons to support 8-bit resurgence and 4,294,967,296 reasons why I don't.
Gas was $2.83/gal at the airport Costco in Portland OR yesterday. Lowest by far 'round these parts in quite a while.
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Gas was $2.83/gal at the airport Costco in Portland OR yesterday. Lowest by far 'round these parts in quite a while.
At some point I think you need to decide to either write long stories or just publish the fucking recipe.
January 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
At some point I think you need to decide to either write long stories or just publish the fucking recipe.
In some parallel universe Drumpf is still a fucking asshole just oranger.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
In some parallel universe Drumpf is still a fucking asshole just oranger.
I play games like backgammon online with others. I can tell I'm playing against a repub 'cause they begin to play reeeaaal slooooowly when they're losing to punish you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I play games like backgammon online with others. I can tell I'm playing against a repub 'cause they begin to play reeeaaal slooooowly when they're losing to punish you.
If I had a dollar for every recipe I've published to the internet I'd have a dollar.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
If I had a dollar for every recipe I've published to the internet I'd have a dollar.
Drumpf is that needy great aunt who needs to force her relatives to like her.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Drumpf is that needy great aunt who needs to force her relatives to like her.
Drumpf should get another award for the longest eye blink.
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Drumpf should get another award for the longest eye blink.
I always type in 1/1/1960 for my birthday on age-verification sites 'cause it hides my real birthdate yet reflects my age accurately.
So today's the day I get all the free desserts and birthday emails!
So today's the day I get all the free desserts and birthday emails!
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I always type in 1/1/1960 for my birthday on age-verification sites 'cause it hides my real birthdate yet reflects my age accurately.
So today's the day I get all the free desserts and birthday emails!
So today's the day I get all the free desserts and birthday emails!
We wouldn't have all these problems if the transistor was never invented.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We wouldn't have all these problems if the transistor was never invented.
Having your hip surgery moved up by 6 months is a sign of a great year ahead. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Having your hip surgery moved up by 6 months is a sign of a great year ahead. Happy New Year!
My wife and I agreed to "Die Hard" on Xmas eve and "Love Actually" on Xmas day.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My wife and I agreed to "Die Hard" on Xmas eve and "Love Actually" on Xmas day.
With the exception of its use for creative effect, songs with Autotune are not allowed to vibrate my eardrums.
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
With the exception of its use for creative effect, songs with Autotune are not allowed to vibrate my eardrums.
I guess DK doesn't like his real name and also doesn't know how to change it to John or Dan or something FFS.
DK Metcalf shoves a fan during game in Detroit - ESPN Video
www.espn.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I guess DK doesn't like his real name and also doesn't know how to change it to John or Dan or something FFS.
I bitch about how bad Windows is after 40+ years and then I consider how very little money I've spent on using it all this time and now I understand why.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I bitch about how bad Windows is after 40+ years and then I consider how very little money I've spent on using it all this time and now I understand why.
More circuses; Less bread.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
More circuses; Less bread.
Seahawks. That is all.
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Seahawks. That is all.
Went over to that stupid place tonight and Bessent said a single $1,000 deposit for a child would grow to over $600k in 65 years and then, not to be outdone by himself, said that it could grow to over $1M in just 28 years.
These guys have got to be running out of things in their asses to pull out.
These guys have got to be running out of things in their asses to pull out.
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Went over to that stupid place tonight and Bessent said a single $1,000 deposit for a child would grow to over $600k in 65 years and then, not to be outdone by himself, said that it could grow to over $1M in just 28 years.
These guys have got to be running out of things in their asses to pull out.
These guys have got to be running out of things in their asses to pull out.
I haven't been keeping up with all the new TV shows and I'm pretty happy with that.
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I haven't been keeping up with all the new TV shows and I'm pretty happy with that.
I go to get the oil changed in my truck:
Oil Guy: Conventional or synthetic?
Me: Conventional - I'm selling the truck.
Oil Guy: How are your wipers?
Me: Fine. Selling the truck.
Oil Guy: Fuel supplement?
Me: Sel..ng....th....tru.k.
Oil Guy: We're running a special on tranny flush.
Me: S...t..k.
Oil Guy: Conventional or synthetic?
Me: Conventional - I'm selling the truck.
Oil Guy: How are your wipers?
Me: Fine. Selling the truck.
Oil Guy: Fuel supplement?
Me: Sel..ng....th....tru.k.
Oil Guy: We're running a special on tranny flush.
Me: S...t..k.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I go to get the oil changed in my truck:
Oil Guy: Conventional or synthetic?
Me: Conventional - I'm selling the truck.
Oil Guy: How are your wipers?
Me: Fine. Selling the truck.
Oil Guy: Fuel supplement?
Me: Sel..ng....th....tru.k.
Oil Guy: We're running a special on tranny flush.
Me: S...t..k.
Oil Guy: Conventional or synthetic?
Me: Conventional - I'm selling the truck.
Oil Guy: How are your wipers?
Me: Fine. Selling the truck.
Oil Guy: Fuel supplement?
Me: Sel..ng....th....tru.k.
Oil Guy: We're running a special on tranny flush.
Me: S...t..k.