Scary Science Guy
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Scary Science Guy
@scaryscienceguy.bsky.social
🌊🌊🌊 Retired scientist in the PNW. Democrat and proud of it. I'm scary to repubs 'cause I believe in science. No DMs.
repub new math: 15 = 18
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Now we'll have room in the till for those Susan B's.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You know, we've done this before:
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Next up: "They had a fake IDs."
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd pay money for an app which prevents the "please enable ads to support us" popups.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think "Glue Logic" would be good name for a band made up of EEs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I fully support "eat the rich" but they really should be slow-cooked first.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I suspect they're pouring through those healthcare notebooks as I type.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I remember when we were so over AI.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
With a simple pair of scissors you can now steal a smartphone with it's own convenient carry bag.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Forget about it being "mid-decade:" Redistricting will now become the daily focus of all repub legislatures forever.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Calling rape victims "underage girls" is like saying "I stored my ammunition in his heart."
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
An operating system in continuous development pushing 50 years can't get their PhoneLink program to stay connected to your damn phone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why isn't AI being used to figure out how to power itself?
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So if I get this straight, Congress can just give themselves $millions if they vote "yes" for it?
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"No one knows what magnets are"
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The last penny has been minted yet I still won't bend over to pick up less than a quarter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sad that we have total cloud cover this week in Portland OR.
Aurora borealis! At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your back yard?
Yes.
Can I see it?
Yes.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I used to go to Task Manager to see if any malware was running but now there's hundreds of tasks running and I give up.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just read an article about a free climber falling to his death. I used to rock climb a lot in college.

There is no shame in having a rope loosely tied to you to prevent death if you slip. You are still climbing the mountain, not the rope.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm guessing they still haven't changed the Louvre's security password.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Has AI ever had an original thought?
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My only regret as a retired physicist is not knowing what magnets were until today.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"I've vastly increased our fleet of aircraft to support ICE." - Kristy
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'll wager it cost 10 SNAP meals and 200 gallons of water for ChatGPT to create this:
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM