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#TeamBadger @AdorabullyBadge vampy mam fae twitta if ye dinnae ken mi ye lucky 😹😹 #ZSHQ #ZombieBullz #FurryTails
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ello evrrywun an welcom to ower mundy #tweetchoir an we got to songs tooday wot dus be perfekt for summa
ower ferst wun dus be th summa of siksty nine by bryun adums ... an wun to free for 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmo...
ower ferst wun dus be th summa of siksty nine by bryun adums ... an wun to free for 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmo...
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
ello evrrywun an welcom to ower mundy #tweetchoir an we got to songs tooday wot dus be perfekt for summa
ower ferst wun dus be th summa of siksty nine by bryun adums ... an wun to free for 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmo...
ower ferst wun dus be th summa of siksty nine by bryun adums ... an wun to free for 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmo...
July 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I'm the Chief of Cybersecurity for a major global company. The CEO, a man who is married to a woman & has a family, doesn't seem to realise that as Cybersecurity Chief, I can see what everyone is doing on company computers. Like regularly visiting the gay porn section of PornHub.
July 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm the Chief of Cybersecurity for a major global company. The CEO, a man who is married to a woman & has a family, doesn't seem to realise that as Cybersecurity Chief, I can see what everyone is doing on company computers. Like regularly visiting the gay porn section of PornHub.
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July 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm called Gary because my dad was a huge Gary Glitter fan. Luckily Gary Lineker got famous just in time to save me from a lifetime of explaining why I'm named after a convicted nonce.
June 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I couldn't find my passport for an upcoming holiday so paid to change the name on the flight and took my twin sister's passport
June 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I couldn't find my passport for an upcoming holiday so paid to change the name on the flight and took my twin sister's passport
@joyofcats.bsky.social h8 ask bit kin ye get Sunny mam get her check mail i sent b muckle appreciated 🙏😬💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@joyofcats.bsky.social h8 ask bit kin ye get Sunny mam get her check mail i sent b muckle appreciated 🙏😬💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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June 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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When I was 7/8, I went snooping through my mums draws and found an interesting, vibrating "toy". I then proceeded to take the "toy" into school the next day for Show and Tell. Toy confiscated and my mum called, never snooped since.
June 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When I was 7/8, I went snooping through my mums draws and found an interesting, vibrating "toy". I then proceeded to take the "toy" into school the next day for Show and Tell. Toy confiscated and my mum called, never snooped since.
I earn a comfortable £55k a year working a Mon-Fri 9-5 job. However I also work a second job at weekends, not to make ends meet but because I can't stand my wife and kids and this seems a lot cheaper than getting a divorce
June 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Smell bollox
When I was a kid back in the 80's, no older than ten. Me, Lee and Jason saw a parked car with a "private investigator" sticker in the window. So Jason found an opened door, took the briefcase off the back seat, took a shit in it and then put it back in the car.
June 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Smell bollox
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In a show of respect for the greatest ’show-Tom’ ever, my blog is going dark this week!
April 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
#CatsOfBluesky I’d like to thank you all, for the kind words & sentiments about me. I’ve read your posts, they are a great comfort at this sad time. I’m taking some time but I will be back to entertain, amuse & love on cats. 😻
April 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Lovely ucler side o 👅 luckily c dentist in April get toof oot it's rubbing on it
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lovely ucler side o 👅 luckily c dentist in April get toof oot it's rubbing on it
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Rest in peace Lady Kath ❤️🌹🕊️
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Rest in peace Lady Kath ❤️🌹🕊️
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Hello frens! I am slowly catching up but can you do me a favor? Not sure I can get to all the new pals here to welcome them today, so can everyone retweet this:
Hi new pals! Welcome to Bluesky! Please feel free to go through my followers list to find frens here! 💜🌻🥰
*Thank you pals!
Hi new pals! Welcome to Bluesky! Please feel free to go through my followers list to find frens here! 💜🌻🥰
*Thank you pals!
November 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Hello frens! I am slowly catching up but can you do me a favor? Not sure I can get to all the new pals here to welcome them today, so can everyone retweet this:
Hi new pals! Welcome to Bluesky! Please feel free to go through my followers list to find frens here! 💜🌻🥰
*Thank you pals!
Hi new pals! Welcome to Bluesky! Please feel free to go through my followers list to find frens here! 💜🌻🥰
*Thank you pals!
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Part II of the Christmas classic coming up . . . thejoyofcats.wordpress.com/2024/11/22/a...
A Tibbs Christmas Carol: Part II
When last we met Tibbs was visited by his pal, Zack who told him he would be visited by a number of spirits. This frightened the ebony, fat cat and kept him on high alert! 🙀 3 I awoke, with a start…
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November 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
@shedsevenofficial.bsky.social appy bday Rick ope it's been boss 🥰🎂🌈
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
@shedsevenofficial.bsky.social appy bday Rick ope it's been boss 🥰🎂🌈
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It's extremely fucking obvious to me that my local fried chicken takeaway is a money laundering front owned by a local big time drug dealer. They also make the best fried chicken in the world, better than KFC. As long as they keep that up, I won't snitch on them.
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
It's extremely fucking obvious to me that my local fried chicken takeaway is a money laundering front owned by a local big time drug dealer. They also make the best fried chicken in the world, better than KFC. As long as they keep that up, I won't snitch on them.
@philhowarth.bsky.social 😹 found ye 🐾
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
@philhowarth.bsky.social 😹 found ye 🐾
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