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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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What goes tick-tock woof-woof?

A watchdog!

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January 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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More lovely Yarn Bombing, in between Raynes Park and New Malden, South West London 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Hooms are on the crumpets again!
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Why do cats always win video games?

Because they have nine lives!

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December 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Why do plants hate algebra?

It gives them square roots.

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December 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas quacker!

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December 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph.

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December 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Bean with his holiday hat! He was not sure what to make of it.

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Himalayan rabbit wearing rabbit sized Santa hat. Surrounded by holiday decor.
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

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December 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Do you know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

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December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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What do you call two diamonds going for a meal together?

Carbon dating.

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December 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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What do cats use to make coffee?

A purr-colator!

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November 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I used to be addicted to soap....

But I’m clean now.

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November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends 🥰
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November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM