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The only 100% non-negotiable thing to be served at Thanksgiving in my family is booze
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i got tripped up on “turgid”
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this ken burns american revolution doesn’t have like an amerikkka perspective but it is like “american elites were crooks and when the british tried to undercut their tea smuggling we’re gonna freak the fuck out”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
jim cramer has had too much work done. his eyebrows are in a permanent state of raised
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i made stuffed cabbage
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i have been cooking since 6 am
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THAT’S MY BLOCK!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i didn’t have enough butter to make the soft white sandwich bread i bake to use for stuffing for thanksgiving, but i did have a bunch of chicken fat left over from making stock for thanksgiving. so I made up the rest with chicken fat.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
why has that pretty blonde lady from chicago been running for congress for a year. the election isn’t for another year
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
soup: it’s good!
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What If Your Aunt Had Wheels?
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
daniel tiger is haitian. i will not explain
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the flag inside the J.p. morgan building is hilarious
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the new york times once again showing how it knows nothing
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
cuomo’s concession speech just sounds like a stump
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
alhamdulillah
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by chas
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i think this is actually hard to parse out: did he vote for mamdani but doesn’t want to anger the conservative long islanders who live in his head, or did he vote cuomo and doesn’t want to anger the democratic primary electorate? i’m not being glib i think he weighs these factors roughly equal
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
there is absolutely no doubt on earth that mamdani is going to get the greatest number of votes in a nyc mayoral election in 56 years (lindsey II). time will tell if it’s even higher than lindsey I, 1.15 million
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the next mayor of new york is going to be like six months younger than me. i had only just gotten used to most pro athletes being younger than me
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
susan baseball that’s
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
someone is going to win this baseball game
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ok it’s baseball
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
that’s susan baseball
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the grandmothers’ christmas war is open for another season
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM