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I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me. she|her. 🐂🦁🐟
I knew I should’ve smothered the heart worm meds in sunbutter for her royal highness, but I didn’t and that’s on me.
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I knew I should’ve smothered the heart worm meds in sunbutter for her royal highness, but I didn’t and that’s on me.
My good god. Dad. I do not know why your computer is asking for a password all of the sudden. I am not there. I am in a whole entire other state.
September 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My good god. Dad. I do not know why your computer is asking for a password all of the sudden. I am not there. I am in a whole entire other state.
I’ve started Fire Country and I’m gonna need 9-1-1/Fire Country crossover fic where Buck is a probie due to being in the Fire camps cause he took a plea deal asap.
August 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve started Fire Country and I’m gonna need 9-1-1/Fire Country crossover fic where Buck is a probie due to being in the Fire camps cause he took a plea deal asap.
Plot twist. I was RIGHT and my garage IS the correct one so the property management can go stand there in their wrongness and be wrong while I enjoy the fact I do not have to move my garage shelves.
August 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Plot twist. I was RIGHT and my garage IS the correct one so the property management can go stand there in their wrongness and be wrong while I enjoy the fact I do not have to move my garage shelves.
I recognize that sitting down to reply to a work text was a mistake because I have a ton of chores to do before I leave to go visit my nephew (who is basically a big kid now that can pull himself up on furniture 🤯)
August 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I recognize that sitting down to reply to a work text was a mistake because I have a ton of chores to do before I leave to go visit my nephew (who is basically a big kid now that can pull himself up on furniture 🤯)
I may be mentally at “Fuck this, I need a Diet Coke.”today. I haven’t been here in a LONG TIME.
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I may be mentally at “Fuck this, I need a Diet Coke.”today. I haven’t been here in a LONG TIME.
Finding out that after living in this apartment for TWO YEARS, I’ve been “in the wrong garage” despite being in an end garage cause I’m the first apartment. (Also, Madame Property Manager, you do not need to be a total bitch when I say I have life conflicts and don’t know I can move in 2 wks)
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August 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Finding out that after living in this apartment for TWO YEARS, I’ve been “in the wrong garage” despite being in an end garage cause I’m the first apartment. (Also, Madame Property Manager, you do not need to be a total bitch when I say I have life conflicts and don’t know I can move in 2 wks)
The fact that I can use “between my dumpster fires” as a landmark on my desk is wild
August 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The fact that I can use “between my dumpster fires” as a landmark on my desk is wild
Please just send good vibes my way that I can unstick my brain enough to figure out the ACTUAL problems so I know how to fix them and can stop feeling like an overall failure (when I thought things were going well)
August 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Please just send good vibes my way that I can unstick my brain enough to figure out the ACTUAL problems so I know how to fix them and can stop feeling like an overall failure (when I thought things were going well)
I just looked at the time and went “WAIT ITS ALMOST EVENING TREATO TIME?! WHERE DID MY DAY GO” in case you’re wondering how my day is going.
July 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just looked at the time and went “WAIT ITS ALMOST EVENING TREATO TIME?! WHERE DID MY DAY GO” in case you’re wondering how my day is going.
Genuinely, I thought Gizmo was my heart dog. And he definitely was the perfect first-dog-as-a-grownup (potty trained, leash trained, AND kennel trained? I could deal with his quirks okay)
July 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Genuinely, I thought Gizmo was my heart dog. And he definitely was the perfect first-dog-as-a-grownup (potty trained, leash trained, AND kennel trained? I could deal with his quirks okay)
It’s always wild to me that curare is a real thing and not something made up for the Arrowverse
July 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s always wild to me that curare is a real thing and not something made up for the Arrowverse
Rory’s dream tail wagging will forever be one of the cuteness overload things for me
July 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Rory’s dream tail wagging will forever be one of the cuteness overload things for me
Rory freaked me tf out by flopping over to sleep with her eyes open and then like not breathing for 15ish seconds (she’s fine and I now know that 10-30 breaths per minute is completely fine for dogs while sleeping)
July 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Rory freaked me tf out by flopping over to sleep with her eyes open and then like not breathing for 15ish seconds (she’s fine and I now know that 10-30 breaths per minute is completely fine for dogs while sleeping)
Rory has elevated her biiiiiig stretch game by using my legs as lifts as she stretches lol
July 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Rory has elevated her biiiiiig stretch game by using my legs as lifts as she stretches lol
Forever baffled by how my 7 pound chihuahua, who is curled up like a little croissant, can take up an entire human sized bed.
July 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Forever baffled by how my 7 pound chihuahua, who is curled up like a little croissant, can take up an entire human sized bed.
Having to reassure myself that Rory is in fact in REM sleep and not having a seizure because that trauma from Mr. Gizmodo Dragon runs DEEP 🙃😅
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Having to reassure myself that Rory is in fact in REM sleep and not having a seizure because that trauma from Mr. Gizmodo Dragon runs DEEP 🙃😅
Rum has been acquired.
July 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rum has been acquired.
Current mood* because MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN WITH THE AUDACITY TO HAVE WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE
*minus any actual felonies because I am currently armed with cookie dough, dog snuggles, and cocktails
*minus any actual felonies because I am currently armed with cookie dough, dog snuggles, and cocktails
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Current mood* because MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN WITH THE AUDACITY TO HAVE WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE
*minus any actual felonies because I am currently armed with cookie dough, dog snuggles, and cocktails
*minus any actual felonies because I am currently armed with cookie dough, dog snuggles, and cocktails
I’m going to need Sales Regional Guy to understand I do, in fact, know my people and how to save move OUTS but 99.9% of the time when my people move out, it’s for a Valid Reason That Cannot Be Reversed.
July 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m going to need Sales Regional Guy to understand I do, in fact, know my people and how to save move OUTS but 99.9% of the time when my people move out, it’s for a Valid Reason That Cannot Be Reversed.
Please take the time to mourn with me that I cannot get fair food this year when we do Senior Day at the Fair because of my stupid food allergies 😩 I miss funnel cakes and deep fried Oreos so much
July 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Please take the time to mourn with me that I cannot get fair food this year when we do Senior Day at the Fair because of my stupid food allergies 😩 I miss funnel cakes and deep fried Oreos so much
Trying to explain to Rory that she is a bed hog and I need her 7 pound self to stay on her side Kay thanks
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Trying to explain to Rory that she is a bed hog and I need her 7 pound self to stay on her side Kay thanks
Turns out when your mom makes a potato salad with ingredients you can eat, it’s actually yummy and not even a little bit gross! Who knew
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Turns out when your mom makes a potato salad with ingredients you can eat, it’s actually yummy and not even a little bit gross! Who knew
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cozy mystery is a great way to radicalize people. it is anti-cop and makes people root for a maligned outsider, usually an older woman or gay(coded) man. cozy mystery is a floral-scented entree to resistance AND shows you how to support community.
cozy mystery is a great way to radicalize people. it is anti-cop and makes people root for a maligned outsider, usually an older woman or gay(coded) man. cozy mystery is a floral-scented entree to resistance AND shows you how to support community.
KILLING JESSICA
For folks on the west coast just signing on, some dark news from TV
Land: After streaming on Peacock since it launched, MURDER, SHE WROTE has been purged from the NBCU platform. What happened, and how you can still stream the TV classic. www.vulture.com/article/murd...
For folks on the west coast just signing on, some dark news from TV
Land: After streaming on Peacock since it launched, MURDER, SHE WROTE has been purged from the NBCU platform. What happened, and how you can still stream the TV classic. www.vulture.com/article/murd...
Peacock Bumps Off Murder, She Wrote
Ironically, its streaming popularity may be one reason it’s leaving the platform.
www.vulture.com
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
listen:
cozy mystery is a great way to radicalize people. it is anti-cop and makes people root for a maligned outsider, usually an older woman or gay(coded) man. cozy mystery is a floral-scented entree to resistance AND shows you how to support community.
cozy mystery is a great way to radicalize people. it is anti-cop and makes people root for a maligned outsider, usually an older woman or gay(coded) man. cozy mystery is a floral-scented entree to resistance AND shows you how to support community.
Someday, Rory will have doggie friends to play with. Because this girl (who came from a hoarding situation) is absolutely missing companions (but my apartment is a One Dog House Only)
July 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Someday, Rory will have doggie friends to play with. Because this girl (who came from a hoarding situation) is absolutely missing companions (but my apartment is a One Dog House Only)