I hate that so many of my comfort watch shows are CBS procedurals and therefore I have to give money to Paramount. But also the comfort of a CSI or NCIS is only paralleled with Blue Skies USA shows.

Adoption fees are waaaaay different than buying a dog oh my gosh

7 year old Vanna had no concept of how we got Buddy (an “official” doodle monstrosity) and I am genuinely shocked he did not have more issues being from essentially a puppy mill.

And then there’s gizmo, who cost me $17 (st pats special) And Rory, who cost me $360 (but that included her spay!)

As someone who had to utilize an emergency video session earlier this week? YEP. My therapist is amazing and gives off big sister vibes in the face of my gross sobbing and I’m so happy I found her.

Because the electric is connected to the corresponding apartment or something and they want to make sure I’m paying for my own usage or something

That’s about where my head is at in terms of job requirements. (I am not currently looking but today is one of Those Days)

Listen, I’m a dog mom who only remembers to take her own medications because I schedule them at the same time as my dog because she’s not going to let me forget her daily Sunbutter treato okay

Rory though? My sugar booger, baby girl? Hands down the sweetest, most chill pup* who literally lets me hold her like a baby and use her as a pillow when we’re laying on the couch.

I love her so fucking much

*as long as I’m there lol