MIKE FABER
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MIKE FABER
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On Thursday the richest man in the world called his ex-bestie a pedophile.

On Friday that pedophile surged ICE raids in California.

On Saturday that pedophile deployed troops against Americans.

Pretty sus timing!
June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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We need a new Tapper book and wall-to-wall major-media coverage STAT
June 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president.

And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.

This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
Trump called Musk "a big-time drug addict" in a phone call shortly after their public feud. (WaPo)
June 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.

I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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President Trump has decided to sell the red Tesla he got in March, less than 24 hours after the president and Elon Musk engaged in a public spat, according to a White House official speaking on condition of anonymity.
Trump to Sell His Tesla Amid Elon Musk Feud
The car, which President Trump acquired in March to show his support for Elon Musk, is one of the first tangible casualties of their shattered alliance.
trib.al
June 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Imagine a third party with celebrities and billionaires! What could go wrong!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017...
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Cuomo's opponents are annoyed by his Rose Garden mayoral election strategy: “He’s in this bubble — you can’t even get near him,” Mayor Eric Adams said. “He controls walking in. He controls walking out. He’s not answering questions from you." w/@emmagf.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/n...
Cuomo’s Campaign Strategy: Limit Appearances and Avoid Confrontation (Gift Article)
Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo is embracing a so-called Rose Garden strategy in his tightly controlled campaign for mayor of New York City.
www.nytimes.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Been reading through a lot of December 1860 news, and I’m gonna tell you now: Abandon the Trump voters. They’re not worth the energy. They will either convert themselves through misery or die for their beliefs.
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1+ astronauts coming home from ISS going off at +1200, any takers?
Not only is this the second explosion in a row for Musk, but this launch wasn't even supposed to happen—as the investigation into the _last_ one isn't done yet.

The only reason this launch went forward is Trump's FAA cleared it prematurely as a favor to Musk.

Now FL travelers are paying the price.
Falling debris from a failed test of a SpaceX Starship prototype disrupted flights at several Florida airports.
March 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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big shout out to the right wing free speech lovers who took time out of their day screaming about dei & immigrants, to cry abt this!
im sorry! ill choose my words carefully next time & say “if mike johnson cares abt medicare fraud (since he wants to cut 800m from medicaid/medicare) he’d call for MAX PUNISHMENT for current fl gop senator/former gov rick scott- who has done the most medicare fraud in us history!
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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inside you there are two wolves:

work is not worth your mental health

vs

if you lose this job you can kiss your mental "health" goodbye
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
$12.99 yesterday. Granted in NYC, but damn.
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Into the mud they go. Finally, Democrats!
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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is this too mean
February 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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NEW POLL: 51% of American voters polled say they disapprove of Donald Trump’s performance so far as President; 40% strongly disapprove: www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Are we healthy again?
February 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Not for nothing, but announcing that the US is taking over Gaza the same week you’re neutering the FBI’s entire counterterrorism program isn’t that smart from a security perspective.
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
USAID doesn’t just send rice to starving kids and fire wood to Ukraine. They’re also a CIA slush fund. Musk better check the brakes on his car for the rest of his life.
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
www.reuters.com/world/us/cia...
Thousands of spies with tons of experience destabilizing governments with noting but time in their hands. What could go wrong?
CIA offers buyouts to entire workforce to align with Trump priorities, WSJ reports
The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, citing an aim to bring the agency in line with U.S. President Donald Trump's priorities, the Wall Street Journal reported.
www.reuters.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM