Saturn Parker
@saturnthecryptid.bsky.social
Chaotic Jersey Devil/Exhausted Dork/Menace to Society
Minors DNI
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnthecryptid
PNG/PFP: cgarmonia
Minors DNI
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnthecryptid
PNG/PFP: cgarmonia
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Took me far too long to realise the American “squirrel” rhymes with “girl” and just thought @ryannorth.ca had gone mad
May 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Took me far too long to realise the American “squirrel” rhymes with “girl” and just thought @ryannorth.ca had gone mad
when I was a kid, I though Seth McFarlane and Todd MacFarlane were the same person
April 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
when I was a kid, I though Seth McFarlane and Todd MacFarlane were the same person
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That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale
April 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale
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YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
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you look at him and tell me there's a god
March 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
you look at him and tell me there's a god
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Have you ever played the game... Among Us... Mr. Murdock? I find it quite.... allegorical to our lives, you and I. Running around, pretending to do tasks....hiding the killer instinct....we are not crew members, Mr. Murdock.... we are SUS
August 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Have you ever played the game... Among Us... Mr. Murdock? I find it quite.... allegorical to our lives, you and I. Running around, pretending to do tasks....hiding the killer instinct....we are not crew members, Mr. Murdock.... we are SUS
I'm watching a video about the weird folklore in New Jersey and getting way too excited when I recognize names and places
March 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm watching a video about the weird folklore in New Jersey and getting way too excited when I recognize names and places
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How's Bill Cosby????????????????????????????????
March 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
How's Bill Cosby????????????????????????????????
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The lyrics to Land Down Under are kinda crazy, "I said do you speaka my language" motherfucker its Australia why wouldn't he
March 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The lyrics to Land Down Under are kinda crazy, "I said do you speaka my language" motherfucker its Australia why wouldn't he
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Thor just had his "I will protect the whole Earth" moment. You may need to hear what he has to say.
March 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thor just had his "I will protect the whole Earth" moment. You may need to hear what he has to say.
She-Hulk was a good show, you guys are just mean
March 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
She-Hulk was a good show, you guys are just mean
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The day Marvel ever tries to explain how guys like Bullseye or Hawkeye can aim so impossibly good beyond "they're built different" is the day the company dies forever
I think more characters in fiction should have Bullseye's abilities and continue to provide zero explanation to why they work. Not the Diego from Umbrella Academy logic where it's just "low-level telekinesis," I mean just straight up ignore why the knives sometimes curve.
March 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The day Marvel ever tries to explain how guys like Bullseye or Hawkeye can aim so impossibly good beyond "they're built different" is the day the company dies forever
One of my goals in life is to meet someone with the "green peanut butter" gene and break it to them that peanut butter isn't green
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One of my goals in life is to meet someone with the "green peanut butter" gene and break it to them that peanut butter isn't green
Shrek 5 should be called 5hrek
March 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shrek 5 should be called 5hrek
gex is BACK baby
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
gex is BACK baby
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Big day for annoying people
February 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Big day for annoying people
I'm gonna be real, I didn't know this had a release date in the first place
#SpiderMan4 has been delayed by one week to July 31, 2026 🕷️
February 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm gonna be real, I didn't know this had a release date in the first place
My legacy is going to be this image I made in like 2019 of Wilson Fisk watching Cats
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My legacy is going to be this image I made in like 2019 of Wilson Fisk watching Cats
I had a nightmare last night that costco raised the price of the hot dog
February 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I had a nightmare last night that costco raised the price of the hot dog
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Who is YOUR Tiny Wife? Who is YOUR Matt Damon?
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Who is YOUR Tiny Wife? Who is YOUR Matt Damon?