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Saturn Parker
@saturnthecryptid.bsky.social
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Chaotic Jersey Devil/Exhausted Dork/Menace to Society

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princessjakethedog I love my country New Jersey ggx504_ It's actually an state not a country beesatemyberry i die for my country new jersey
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale
Princess Daisy leaning towards Princess Peach. "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt"
April 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A 4 panel image depicting a skeleton thinking, raising a finger, then going back to thinking, before finally scratching its head in frustration
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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My legacy is going to be this image I made in like 2019 of Wilson Fisk watching Cats
Wilson Fisk, from the show "Daredevil", intently watching the film "Cats". The photo is an edit of the iconic scene of Fisk staring at the "Rabbit in a Snowstorm" painting, with the painting replaced with a screenshot from Cats.
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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"You shed your rocks every night?"
"There's human skin under here but the rocks PUSH THROUGH"
"That's horrifying"
"Hurts a lot, worse than braces"

#Fantastic4 #VeryImportantPeople
Screenshot from the film Fantastic Four: First Steps, showing the robot HERBIE talking to Ben Grimm (aka The Thing), a superhero made of rocks
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Evergreen
A tweet from @kaiklops reading "Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao". Images attached show the Hamburger Helper mascot, a glove with a friendly smiley face, alongside the "dark" reimagining- the same glove with angry eyes and sharp teeth.
January 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Got invited to see Sonic 3 with some friends
Text conversation reading; Me: "would you guya be mad if Rouge shows up and I started barking" Person 1: "Yes" Person 2: "Yes"
December 27, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Put him in Marvel Rivals, you cowards
Cover to a collected edition of the comic "Death's Head", featuring a closeup of the titular character: a robot with a skull-esque face with tusks, horns, and orange eyes with an angry expression. He's wielding a gun, and says "Buy this comic...and stay healthy, yes?"
December 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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a couple days late but figured I'd give this a shot
30 Day Song Challenge, where each day corresponds to a new song. The song of the day will be in the replies.
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Tally Hall and Billy Joel are arguing on my Spotify rn
Spotify search results showing, in order: "Turn the Lights Off" by Tally Hall "Turn the Lights Back On" by Billy Joel "Turn the Lights Off" by Tally Hall
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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A two panel meme depicticting a man sadly saluting, and then crying out in sorrow
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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A pained, crying cat screeching out in presumable agony
November 29, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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A large, grayish black ray hoarding a small pile of cheese. Large text above reads CHOESE.
November 29, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE?
Armada Galvatron, a recolor of his previous Armada design in a new purple, black, and white color scheme. God, he's cool.
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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yeah yeah G1 Megatron is iconic and all but not enough people talk about how dope Armada Megatron is. Peak Transformers design.
Package art of Megatron from the Transformers: Armada toyline. He has a distinctive green, purple, and gray color scheme compared to his monochromatic G1 counterpart. Large tank treads form his shoulder pylons, his tank turret is slung under his shoulder, and most notably he has large antlers on his helmet.
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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I'm not even joking, this literally happens in the current comic run
A panel from the current Transformers comic run, depicticting Starscream hooked up to a HISS Tank from the waist down
November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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its me, ya boi
Vtuber design reference sheet for Saturn Leeds, a Jersey Devil inspired vtuber with a pointed tail, goat hooves, antlers, and learher bat wings.
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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a very flustered cartoon person, face red and sweating, with a microphone being shoved into their face. They stammer into it; "pr. .. ..etty.. ."
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
A skeletal beast, skull aflame and maw dripping with molten lava, stands in the dark woods. It is captioned "The incomprehensible horrors". Next to it is a silly little possum in a wizard hat, clearly trying his best. He's captioned "My whimsical ass".
November 12, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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What's your sign?
CAUTION MUSEUM HAS SOME HAUNTED CLOWNS ARE YOU STILL WANT TO ENTER?
November 11, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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an emoji smiling sheepishly, with big eyes, poking its fingers together. Text reads "is for me?"
November 10, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Quote your top 5 on repeat!
Blood Sweat & Tears Sheryl Lee Ralph Come Play Stray Kids, Young Miko Bye Bye Bye *NSYNC MILLION DOLLAR BABY Tommy Richman edamame E bbno$, Rich Brian
October 31, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Jersey Devil cryptid vtuber here!
Reference sheet for the vtuber Saturn Leeds, a Jersey Devil-inspired character
October 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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this is me btw, if you even care
Baby Sinclair, from the show Dinosaurs
October 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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If you see this, post your pride flags ✨️
asexual pride flag
October 25, 2024 at 7:14 AM